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over a year ago
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
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Seems complicated to extract it through your nose  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
Seems complicated to extract it through your nose "
It looks like a nose, moving in and out.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
Seems complicated to extract it through your nose
It looks like a nose, moving in and out.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
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Can you describe it for me? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
Can you describe it for me? "
Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
Can you describe it for me?
Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.
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Ouch.....
In and out of a penis???? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
Can you describe it for me?
Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.
Ouch.....
In and out of a penis???? "
I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
Can you describe it for me?
Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.
Ouch.....
In and out of a penis????
I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.
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Is the blue nozzle hygienic? I'm picturing a funnel covered in other ppls crusty jizz now.....  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is this one of those urban myth things.....?
Look it up. I can't find a link that passes the requirements but there are videos of the machine.
Can you describe it for me?
Slimline water cooler with a blue nozzle that moves in and out.
Ouch.....
In and out of a penis????
I think the penis is supposed to be inserted in the blue nozzle. I don't know if suction is involved.
Is the blue nozzle hygienic? I'm picturing a funnel covered in other ppls crusty jizz now..... "
Me too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Like the reverse of when you go to a cheap restaurant on holiday and they use whine bottles as candle holders and the wax drips down..... Only not wax... |
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"Like the reverse of when you go to a cheap restaurant on holiday and they use whine bottles as candle holders and the wax drips down..... Only not wax...
Complaining bottles? "
No idea, but I'd rather stck a lit candle in the end of my penis than use a jizzy funnel..... |
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Clearly yet another case of alien reverse engineering at work here! After all, the greys have been using this technology to extract sperm from hapless, human abductees for bloody years.
I’ll wager that the exact technology was recovered and subsequently reverse engineered from the Roswell crash....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
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I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).
Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Have you seen the story about the sperm extractor machine being used in Chinese hospitals?
I'm suddenly remembering a sci fi film, "A boy and his dog" maybe?
They had one of em in it."
Do you think they got the idea from the film?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).
Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.
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That was called Noo Noo, which is a name that's used on here for somewhere else to stick a penis.
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"They ain’t extracting no sperm from me. No. Sir. Nuh uh.
But that little blue nose? mouth? thingy is waiting for you.
I’m not taking responsibility if the machine can no longer breathe (apparently I can’t use a certain word in this space, that’s never happened before).
Looks like something out of the Teletubbies.
That was called Noo Noo, which is a name that's used on here for somewhere else to stick a penis.
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Can I stick my tinky winky in your noo noo |
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