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over a year ago
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"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.
You're welcome 
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Look. No laughing when I come back on and look at you like this  cos im gonna try that now."
I'm not shitting ya G-Crumps, I saw it on "this morning" yesterday when they were talking about spring cleaning and getting rid of stinks. Granted it was a pair of trainers but I don't believe your slippers are the equivalent to a bucket load of horse shit so it's gotta be worth a go. |
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"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.
You're welcome
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I read that on the Mrs Hinch Facebook page the other day,my daughters shoes honk I need to try it one day."
Does it not make your tea taste funny?  |
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My ex hubby's work boots stank, steel soles & toecaps made his feet very sweaty.
I wouldn't have them in the house, so he'd leave them in the porch - even worse!
I used to fill them with cat litter every night & empty them in the morning.
He actually believed his feet had stopped smelling! |
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"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.
You're welcome
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I read that on the Mrs Hinch Facebook page the other day,my daughters shoes honk I need to try it one day.
Does it not make your tea taste funny? "
I'll let you know about that. |
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"My ex hubby's work boots stank, steel soles & toecaps made his feet very sweaty.
I wouldn't have them in the house, so he'd leave them in the porch - even worse!
I used to fill them with cat litter every night & empty them in the morning.
He actually believed his feet had stopped smelling! "
Was that used cat litter or new? Just wondering if the magic ingredient is the cat pee or the litter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fund a scientific research team to investigate the small particles of odour molecules that form in the slipper area. Establish a fully kitted out laboratory to investigate the problem. Then employ a designated team of chemical engineers to retrofit a odour elimination system within the slipper hood that targets the aforementioned particles with tiny lasers. The previous mentioned system should also realise minuscule perfume mines that explode at regular intervals in a release of pleasant smells.
Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.
Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?
You're welcome Granny |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I would advise you to burn them. But I'm a fully paid up member of the League of Retired Slippers Brigade."
I noticed that you have gone socks now.
I wear bamboo flipflops as slippers. No smelly slippers.
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"Its what you are putting them thats making them smell I would suggest washing your feet then washing your slippers. "
You certainly hit the (toe) nail on the head. Maybe washing socks more often than St George’s day might help too? |
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"I want it on record that I am at this very moment .........
T bagging  "
Report back won't you,I don't know if it's a case that if they're extra stinky it may take a couple of day's with a fresh tea bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would advise you to burn them. But I'm a fully paid up member of the League of Retired Slippers Brigade.
I noticed that you have gone socks now.
I wear bamboo flipflops as slippers. No smelly slippers.
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I retired my slippers on the grounds of health and safety. I kept slipping down the stairs in them.
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If it was just as simple as getting rid .... i'd do that. I've got brand new boot slippers x 2 upstairs in boxes and tons of 'summer' slippers.... but my stinky ones are like skin .... bulky duvet space boots and ive never been warmer.
Don't think i'd get through next winter without em .. soles are off too now.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fund a scientific research team to investigate the small particles of odour molecules that form in the slipper area. Establish a fully kitted out laboratory to investigate the problem. Then employ a designated team of chemical engineers to retrofit a odour elimination system within the slipper hood that targets the aforementioned particles with tiny lasers. The previous mentioned system should also realise minuscule perfume mines that explode at regular intervals in a release of pleasant smells.
Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.
Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?
You're welcome Granny "
You in the market for a new job Wolfe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.
I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each."
If it doesn't work I think you should sue "This Morning" for fibbing and time wasting
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it was just as simple as getting rid .... i'd do that. I've got brand new boot slippers x 2 upstairs in boxes and tons of 'summer' slippers.... but my stinky ones are like skin .... bulky duvet space boots and ive never been warmer.
Don't think i'd get through next winter without em .. soles are off too now. "
People just don't get how we can get attached to a pair of slippers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?
ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...
Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......"
Earl Grey do tea bags? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?
ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...
Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......
Earl Grey do tea bags? "
Apparently they do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?
ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...
Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......"
I was thinking a lemon tea. |
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"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?
ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...
Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......
I was thinking a lemon tea."
I don't want to be going round smelling like a bucket of Flash |
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those.
I thought that was knickers ?"
...and feet. Take pictures of you wearing them. Bare and stockinged feet too. They love 'em, the smellier the better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.
I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.
How do they smell now?"
I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.
I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.
How do they smell now?
I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along
P"
I have teabags poised and ready for action.  |
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those."
You can smell them from Bristol?
Fuck I'm glad I've got the windows closed...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fund a scientific research team to investigate the small particles of odour molecules that form in the slipper area. Establish a fully kitted out laboratory to investigate the problem. Then employ a designated team of chemical engineers to retrofit a odour elimination system within the slipper hood that targets the aforementioned particles with tiny lasers. The previous mentioned system should also realise minuscule perfume mines that explode at regular intervals in a release of pleasant smells.
Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.
Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?
You're welcome Granny
You in the market for a new job Wolfe?"
;-) it may well be my normal job my friend |
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"Buy new slippers. Remove hard skin from feet daily with a foot file from the Bodyshop then rub in body butter.
Hey presto. Your feet will smell lovely."
My feet do smell lovely. My slippers stink ! or stinked. |
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"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.
I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.
How do they smell now?
I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along
P"
Well ..... I keep niffing them and they niff of tea bags...
Tomorrow will tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.
I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.
How do they smell now?
I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along
P
Well ..... I keep niffing them and they niff of tea bags...
Tomorrow will tell"
Ruth and Eamon are in so much shit if it doesn't work |
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"Well did the teabags work,someone go and knock on her door?
Granny is currently busy trying to get rid of all the men on Fab.
She might be snuffing them out with her slippers....."
She may just be too embarrassed, she used 5 teabags it may not have worked. Her slippers probably walked to the bin themselves in absolute disgust. |
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink. "
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers. |
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"Chuck 'em in the washing machine
I do. They are okay for a day or two then the stink comes back."
You need to upgrade your choice of washing powder then, or decide whether a rinse only is the most sensible option  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers."
You make pancakes out of trainers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers? "
Excuse me young lady?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers?
Excuse me young lady?? "
Do you two no each other?
Mrscxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers?
Excuse me young lady??
Do you two no each other?
Mrscxxx "
Know*** |
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers?
Excuse me young lady??
Do you two no each other?
Mrscxxx
Know***"
Everyone's gotta love a Grammar Nazi on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers?
Excuse me young lady??
Do you two no each other?
Mrscxxx
Know***"
Oh no the grammar nazis have hit fab yes I am a millennium but not stupid
Mrscxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers?
Excuse me young lady??
Do you two no each other?
Mrscxxx
Know***
Oh no the grammar nazis have hit fab yes I am a millennium but not stupid
Mrscxxx "
Same thing |
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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.
Fill them with baking powder overnight.
Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.
It works on trainers.
You make pancakes out of trainers? "
My ex s pancakes tasted and looked like old trainers |
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