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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah  "
If you could call out "yes queenie" as you cum that would help. Otherwise I'm not sure you'd be suitable for the royal variety. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can get a tune out of any kitchen appliance, I’m currently playing Walking on Sunshine on a whisk and cheese grater. Tomorrow I shall play Word Up by Cameo on the kettle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can get a tune out of any kitchen appliance, I’m currently playing Walking on Sunshine on a whisk and cheese grater. Tomorrow I shall play Word Up by Cameo on the kettle. "
is it a rusty kettle?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can play the piano. And tell you the exact brand of biscuit mush that’s at the bottom of a cup of tea. I’ve had a lot of practice at that! "
Biscuit mush is the bane of my life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you need someone who can regale a tale in the style of Ronnie Corbett, well when I say regale I can sometimes get lost en route when trying to get to a point. I have been known to drift further than Vin Diesel in all of the Fast and Furious films. Coincidentally, I had considered changing my username to Fast and Furious, but though it implied my lovemaking was like the hulk piloting a rocket, when I'm more Dr Banner on a C5.
But the problem with usernames can me that the best one's are taken, a bit like married people I'm told. Whilst fab gives you the opportunity to "borrow" a partner from someone else, sharing usernames is a bit of a no no. Fab are quite strict on that, it is a shame that the technology doesn't exist to stop people from replacing their actual 5" wiener with monstercocks from the Internet.
How these gents think they can get away with it is beyond me, unless they say they are scrupulous with their personal hygiene and their tackle shrank in the wash....
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