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Food Fight!!!
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...And you’re all invited!
Simply name your ‘weapon’ of choice and let the battle begin.
I’m arming myself with paper bowls filled with trifle and dual holstered squirty cream canisters. I have meditated at length and am now fully ready for action in what promises to be a monumental culinary flinging war that will surely merit songs of respectful remembrance to be still sung about it in years to come (....possibly)  |
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over a year ago
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"Red Alert! I’m bringing out the big guns: I now have two buckets of coleslaw and a catering sized jar of pickled eggs.....
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But I love coleslaw, give it here now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooo cream buns
I’ll cream your buns for ya! I’ve got a special dispenser that can fire cream over them.
Really, no,snake oil then....lol...  "
Well I guess I could use Skittle flavoured snake oil instead 
But you couldn’t call them cream buns then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok......I have a big bowl of Weetabix, and anybody who has ever left that stuff to set will know it's like bloody concrete.....anybody in my way better duck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below  save me some ice cream x Grab a bowl FAST!! "
grabbed least i thimk it was a bowl i grabbed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"B may have heart failure at all the food wastage. I volunteer him for cleaning up duties
*tosses pavlova*
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loves a good toss and not talking pancakes! |
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over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else"
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in "
Much better yes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
My fanny snot?
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There you go TT’s fanny snot and Doc’s dodgy snake oil how can you refuse? |
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over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
My fanny snot?
P
Is there copious amounts for good body coverage"
Time it right in my cycle and you'd think there had been a festival attended by slugs |
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes. "
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it. |
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
My fanny snot?
P
Is there copious amounts for good body coverage
Time it right in my cycle and you'd think there had been a festival attended by slugs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it."
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment "
I'll give you a slug Sanchez.
A dirty Sanchez from the clunge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment "
I think I may go back to the trifle after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment
I think I may go back to the trifle after all "
No sense of adventure - the pair of ya!  |
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment
I think I may go back to the trifle after all "
I've got squirty cream |
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over a year ago
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"I have a rather gorgeous Strawberry Cheesecake here.
Too gorgeous to throw in fact but I just thought I’d show you all
Please resume "
I had a lemon cheesecake but I forgot to throw it and shoved it down my cakehole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment
I'll give you a slug Sanchez.
A dirty Sanchez from the clunge "
Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment
I'll give you a slug Sanchez.
A dirty Sanchez from the clunge
Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag "
I just got *Slunchezed* The shame  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else
When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in
Much better yes.
TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.
Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment
I'll give you a slug Sanchez.
A dirty Sanchez from the clunge
Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag
I just got *Slunchezed* The shame "
Yeeeehawwwwww |
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"I have a rather gorgeous Strawberry Cheesecake here.
Too gorgeous to throw in fact but I just thought I’d show you all
Please resume
I had a lemon cheesecake but I forgot to throw it and shoved it down my cakehole "
Indeed, cheesecake is nothing less than sacred and to throw it wastefully in a food fight is nothing less than sacrilege. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A big bowl of melted creme eggs
Ewwww sickly 
I'd pour it over myself and lick myself like a cat
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You pour it over yourself and I’ll put up with how sweet it tastes |
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