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"When at work I love the toast, it’s well known it’s the best toast ever. But I avoid if possible because it gives me tummy ache "If I have too much (usually more than two pieces of bread) my tummy gets sore. But it’s so good | |||
I just had Warburton's seeded wholemeal toast with marmite and a cheese omlette.
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"Peanut Butter on brown toast is heavenly . Try it "I don’t like peanut butter | |||
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"Peanut Butter on brown toast is heavenly . Try it
I don’t like peanut butter "Noooooooooòo !! Unacceptable | |||
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"Tiger bread toast" My favourite bread that tiger French stick is nice to | |||
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In fact, I have spent many an hour pondering the wonders of how heating the outside of a humble piece of bread can produce such a delightful and indeed, amazingly versatile food medium.
Don’t forget to join me next time when I shall explore the joyous intricacies of Pot Noodles...  | |||
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"Toast is awesome
In fact, I have spent many an hour pondering the wonders of how heating the outside of a humble piece of bread can produce such a delightful and indeed, amazingly versatile food medium.
Don’t forget to join me next time when I shall explore the joyous intricacies of Pot Noodles... "Pot noodle sandwiches are the bomb And the blue packet pasta with bread and butter | |||
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"I'm still getting over the number representing minutes, was happy all my life believing it was the level of toastiness "Me too . I'm literally stunned | |||
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"I rarely use the toaster. Bread under the grill and watched to perfection. As for what to put on the perfectly toasted bread? Well, that depends on the day and mood. Butter? Jam? Marmalade? Nutella? Peanut butter?" Nutella  | |||
"I'm still getting over the number representing minutes, was happy all my life believing it was the level of toastiness Me too . I'm literally stunned "Its killed years of contentment  | |||
"Toast is awesome
In fact, I have spent many an hour pondering the wonders of how heating the outside of a humble piece of bread can produce such a delightful and indeed, amazingly versatile food medium.
Don’t forget to join me next time when I shall explore the joyous intricacies of Pot Noodles...
Pot noodle sandwiches are the bomb
And the blue packet pasta with bread and butter "Amen! A Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, plenty of ketchup added and then transfer the hot contents between two buttered slices of bread. The result: An incredibly mouth watering meal (have plenty of towelettes handy though as it’s rather messy!) | |||
"Toast is awesome
In fact, I have spent many an hour pondering the wonders of how heating the outside of a humble piece of bread can produce such a delightful and indeed, amazingly versatile food medium.
Don’t forget to join me next time when I shall explore the joyous intricacies of Pot Noodles...
Pot noodle sandwiches are the bomb
And the blue packet pasta with bread and butter
Amen! A Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, plenty of ketchup added and then transfer the hot contents between two buttered slices of bread. The result: An incredibly mouth watering meal (have plenty of towelettes handy though as it’s rather messy!) "That’s made me moist | |||
"Oh my goodness how good is toast Do you ever just go through phases of loving toast?! I love toast My toaster timer setting thingy is at two. Now, I know you’ll all moan that that isn’t toast, it’s jusy warm bread! Well the butter melts and there’s a crunch, it’s bloody toast and it’s bloody good. And, we felt a bit fabulous and bought real butter! Usually we have olive spread but fuck it, real butter is amazing. And I have warbontons white bread. What do you have on your toast? What kind of bread? What number is your toaster timer setting thingy on? Give me all the details! (I’m sure I’ve made a toast thread before. Boring old me!). " Proper crusty bread toasted and lashings of real butter | |||
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"Talking about the numbers on the toaster any seen the correct way to eat a pineapple I so need to try it " Yes! Mind blown and you never look at them the same way. | |||
" My toaster timer setting thingy is at two. Now, I know you’ll all moan that that isn’t toast, it’s jusy warm bread! Well the butter melts and there’s a crunch, it’s bloody toast and it’s bloody good. " That's my perfect slice of toast. Just starting to brown, but not too much. Has to be real butter. Usually Cornish with sea salt. Sourdough bread makes fantastic toast. XX | |||
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"I'm still getting over the number representing minutes, was happy all my life believing it was the level of toastiness Me too . I'm literally stunned
Its killed years of contentment " I think that was my fault.
I had to share it as it blew my mind | |||
" [Spoken] Morning all. I'd like to tell you about when I was a young boy. I must have been three or four months old at the time. I didn't really know what I wanted, and if I did, I wouldn't have been able to tell anybody, 'cos all I could do was gurgle. So I sat there in me highchair, thinking one day, looking at me tray and thinking what I'd give for a meal on there. So I started looking round to see what I could have. I was rubbing me eggy soldier in me head, trying to think, and then I looked in the corner and there's a little breadbin with its mouth open, just staring at me, like. And then I looked in and I saw bread. I thought, oh yeah, I'll have toast, A little piece of toast. Well, then I started getting older, I hated this, I hated that, Expensive steak is ludicrous And cafés couldn't cater for the finer things in life: The upper crust was not for me, I could tell that. So I'd go back home, Switch the kitchen light on, Put the grill on, Slip a slice under And have toast, A little piece of toast. 'Cos there's so much to choose from. There's brown bread, white bread, All sorts of wholemeal bread; It comes in funny packages With writing on the side, But it doesn't matter which one you have 'Cos when you cut the crusts off, Have it with marmalade Or butter, cheese, tomatoes, beans, Banana Or chocolate if you're strange, It doesn't really matter. Oh no, it all goes with toast, Just toast. I'm gonna think about it some... That's toast, mmm yeah, Just toast, That's toast, Just toast. Well I go down the supermarket With me basket in me hand, I'm walking from one counter to another Trying to find the bread stall, But I can't find it anywhere And then I bump into a mother With a baby in a basket And she says "Oh look, you've started him off again, I come down here for a little bit of peace and quiet To get some bread to go home to make toast, Just toast, I like toast" Yeah, but I don't half like toast. OK, scrape that toast, boys. That's toast, Yeah, just toast. [Spoken] I can't think about it any more. I've got to go and have some, it's no good. Here listen, I'm getting a bit browned off standing here. Me too. Shall we go and have some toast? Good idea. Why not? OK. I've got the grill on. Got any brown bread? Yeah! Have you got wholemeal bread? Wheatmeal bread? All sorts of toast. Let's go... (They proceed to make toast, accompanied by various kitchen noises.) Phew...!!!! "Exactly way what was going through my head. Good old Paul Young! | |||
I like Burgens linseed & soya
And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff.
I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in | |||
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"And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff. I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in " Yes! I feel awful but if someone makes me toast where the butter has melted in it I can't eat it. Better than toast? Crumpets.  | |||
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"And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff. I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in Yes! I feel awful but if someone makes me toast where the butter has melted in it I can't eat it. Better than toast? Crumpets. "You've never tried crumpet loaf then ? | |||
" Better than toast? Crumpets.
You've never tried crumpet loaf then ? "I had to Google, so no. Holy fuckballs. You've enriched my life with this knowledge and I'm going to find this heaven sent thing tomorrow. Thank you. You are a god amongst men. | |||
"And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff. I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in Yes! I feel awful but if someone makes me toast where the butter has melted in it I can't eat it. Better than toast? Crumpets.
You've never tried crumpet loaf then ? "Where does one purchase such a thing? | |||
"And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff. I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in Yes! I feel awful but if someone makes me toast where the butter has melted in it I can't eat it. Better than toast? Crumpets.
You've never tried crumpet loaf then ?
Where does one purchase such a thing?"It's a regional thing (I think) I've only ever seen it in a chain of bakers called Greenhalgh's Lickety is a convert - ask her to nab you some on her next pilgrimage up North | |||
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" Better than toast? Crumpets.
You've never tried crumpet loaf then ?
I had to Google, so no. Holy fuckballs. You've enriched my life with this knowledge and I'm going to find this heaven sent thing tomorrow. Thank you. You are a god amongst men. " | |||
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"And always proper, real butter, none of that fake spread stuff. I like to let it cool too, so the butter doesn't sink in Yes! I feel awful but if someone makes me toast where the butter has melted in it I can't eat it. Better than toast? Crumpets.
You've never tried crumpet loaf then ?
Where does one purchase such a thing?
It's a regional thing (I think)
I've only ever seen it in a chain of bakers called Greenhalgh's
Lickety is a convert - ask her to nab you some on her next pilgrimage up North "I might just do that!!! | |||
"I'm still getting over the number representing minutes, was happy all my life believing it was the level of toastiness Me too . I'm literally stunned "It had to be tbf as all toasters I've used when used repeatedly in one setting take longer to toast the bread on the first round put in than any subsequent round? As it takes less time for the element to heat up once it's already done so, so the same setting would produce more well toasted bread for the second round onwards. B | |||
nice thick chunky slice cut off a bloomer mmmmm | |||
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Mrscxxx | |||
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"Oh my goodness how good is toast Do you ever just go through phases of loving toast?! I love toast My toaster timer setting thingy is at two. Now, I know you’ll all moan that that isn’t toast, it’s jusy warm bread! Well the butter melts and there’s a crunch, it’s bloody toast and it’s bloody good. And, we felt a bit fabulous and bought real butter! Usually we have olive spread but fuck it, real butter is amazing. And I have warbontons white bread. What do you have on your toast? What kind of bread? What number is your toaster timer setting thingy on? Give me all the details! (I’m sure I’ve made a toast thread before. Boring old me!). " Comfort food at its best | |||
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"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!!" I had toast this morning with jam | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! I had toast this morning with jam " Can’t decide if I want Nutella or butter. My dog lay on my belly so I can’t get up yet | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!!" What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning "Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both  | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both "Fo for it , live a little | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both Fo for it , live a little "Go ffs * | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!!" I had cheese on toast for breakfast xx | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning "Yuk x | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both "Nutella is vile x | |||
"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both
Fo for it , live a little Go ffs *"I have no bread | |||
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"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! I had toast this morning with jam Can’t decide if I want Nutella or butter. My dog lay on my belly so I can’t get up yet "Definatly both once your allowed to move | |||
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"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both
Fo for it , live a little Go ffs *
I have no bread "Just a teaspoon for the nutella then | |||
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"Oooooft it’s time for some toast!!!! What you having on it. I've had 2 brown toast with crunchy peanut butter this morning
Butter or Nutella. Might just binge and have both
Fo for it , live a little Go ffs *
I have no bread "What ?? No bread ?? That's like having no alcohol in the house . It's a staple !! | |||
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"I LOVE toast! Toast every morning with peanut butter! "Join the club ( crunchy though ) | |||
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"A toast to you Leviosaaaa " | |||
"I LOVE toast! Toast every morning with peanut butter! " | |||
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