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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If you met someone and they had antlers, would it put you off them?

Asking for a friend.

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By *ust chilled out meMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"If you met someone and they had antlers, would it put you off them?

Asking for a friend."

Antlers ?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

On their head or on their wall?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No dear

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"On their head or on their wall? "

Good question.

I did mean a pair they'd grown themselves.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

Probably more common than a unicorn's horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you seeing Mr Tumnus

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would throw holy water upon their unholy being! ‘Have at thee wretched spawn of Satan!’

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By *ibblingnewtWoman over a year ago

by the sea

"On their head or on their wall?

Good question.

I did mean a pair they'd grown themselves."

I’d love them can rub it on my clit and cum, then you can truly say you’ve got the horn

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"On their head or on their wall?

Good question.

I did mean a pair they'd grown themselves."

Something extra to hang on to

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Are you seeing Mr Tumnus "

He does have very hairy legs...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Well I'd probably worry around rutting season...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you seeing Mr Tumnus

He does have very hairy legs..."

And two tails

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I would throw holy water upon their unholy being! ‘Have at thee wretched spawn of Satan!’ "

That's a bit harsh. Horn envy I'm thinking.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Well I'd probably worry around rutting season...

I'd be more concerned about hunting season!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god what if it was Satan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Considering the whiskers and animal ears on some people's pics, Antlers would be an interesting angle.

Also somewhere to hang my boxers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, I'd think they'd make an excellent trophy wife.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Are you seeing Mr Tumnus

He does have very hairy legs..."

And we met under a lampost...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If they were called dancer or prancer summit I might date them for the comedy value but I couldn't make it long term. Imagine sharing a bed with a lady who had antlers, you're gonna blind before long like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you seeing Mr Tumnus

He does have very hairy legs...

And we met under a lampost..."

Not in a wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you met someone and they had antlers, would it put you off them?

Asking for a friend."

Is your friend called Rudolph?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

Could be handy for keys and things, pop some twinkly lights on them for special occasions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In America Deer testicles are the cheapest meat available.

Theyre under a Buck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh deer.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Are you seeing Mr Tumnus

He does have very hairy legs...

And we met under a lampost...

Not in a wardrobe "

I wouldn't go back to someone a wardrobe on a first date!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it Lucifer

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No, I'd think they'd make an excellent trophy wife. "

Oh Blondie, I've missed your wit

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Luggage?

Not a band brand but not LV of course

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Luggage?

Not a band brand but not LV of course"

*bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On their head or on their wall?

Good question.

I did mean a pair they'd grown themselves.

Something extra to hang on to

Spank my arse and tug my antlers, you dirty boy!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Luggage?

Not a band brand but not LV of course"

Four wheels good, two wheels bad

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Luggage?

Not a band brand but not LV of course

Four wheels good, two wheels bad"

4 wheels .. Trunkie

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Could be handy for keys and things, pop some twinkly lights on them for special occasions

I like your thinking.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"In America Deer testicles are the cheapest meat available.

Theyre under a Buck

Balls to that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you met someone and they had antlers, would it put you off them?

Asking for a friend."

Are we talking full on Cerrunnos or more like a scabby forehead... because Cerrunnos is HOT!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They'd be good to hold onto and steer them.

I'd be more put off by hooves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They'd be good to hold onto and steer them.

I'd be more put off by hooves. "

I've seen an amazing pair of hooves on etsy!! So expensive tho

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Congrats op - I think you win the award for this week’s most surreal thread - and it’s only Monday!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Congrats op - I think you win the award for this week’s most surreal thread - and it’s only Monday!

One does one's best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think they would be quite dashing. Dont they feel all soft too with a layer of fluff, they could be stroked.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They'd be good to hold onto and steer them.

I'd be more put off by hooves.

I've seen an amazing pair of hooves on etsy!! So expensive tho

I do quite fancy hooves. On a Centaur.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"They'd be good to hold onto and steer them.

I'd be more put off by hooves. "

Good point re antler/handlebars.

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By *hrobbermanMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Is this a reference to "Mr Pye" by Mervyn Peake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And i thought my my forum threads where ridiculous

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"And i thought my my forum threads where ridiculous

This is a serious thread!

Don't be so antler-ist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are his ears really that big?

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