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I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart. |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? "
All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart."
I have chainsaw fear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man "
Why does no one reply to my messages? |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man
Why does no one reply to my messages? "
Or that one yes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart."
*whilst constantly shoving my hands down my trousers |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? "
I have a engine I'm slowly rebuilding in my kitchen. The inlet pipes are slowly looking all shiny.
The wheels on returning are currently in my living room... does that count as manly??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind  Or try to put a tent up without the instructions  "
I put marquees and warehouses up without instructions on a daily basis. Didn't know there were so many man points attributed to this, get in! 
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"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind Or try to put a tent up without the instructions
I put marquees and warehouses up without instructions on a daily basis. Didn't know there were so many man points attributed to this, get in!
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We dont do instructions. That's Law |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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I don't believe in male and female jobs, they're just jobs, erecting a fence is challenging (even for seone good at getting thing erect).
I'm off to do some plumbing in my loft so, I could be making a right space quite wet. |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? "
Need my fence repacing,happy to watch you work all day |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? "
concreted wooden posts into ground or used existing posts ? |
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"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!
(I'm dreading the next high winds)
Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man
Why does no one reply to my messages? Or that one yes "
...Come off it she's building fences now who says she wants us there? |
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"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless  "
That shed never stood a chance |
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"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless
That shed never stood a chance "
Not when faced with you and a sledge hammer pmsl |
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"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless
That shed never stood a chance
Not when faced with you and a sledge hammer pmsl"
Oi!
It was an axe, not a sledge hammer. |
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