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When was the last time you tried to be sexy and failed miserably?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me, it was my last meet.
I was staying in a hotel and I went to meet said meet just outside and I was wearing a butt plug, crotchless lace thong with suspender attachments and fishnet stockings with long boots underneath a trench coat. Problem was the knickers were a tiny bit big, so as soon as I started walking downstairs everything just started... slipping, so I kept having to stop while walking downstairs in order to pull everything up again and keep my dignity.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For me, it was my last meet.
I was staying in a hotel and I went to meet said meet just outside and I was wearing a butt plug, crotchless lace thong with suspender attachments and fishnet stockings with long boots underneath a trench coat. Problem was the knickers were a tiny bit big, so as soon as I started walking downstairs everything just started... slipping, so I kept having to stop while walking downstairs in order to pull everything up again and keep my dignity. "
 . I don’t think I ever try to be sexy. Maybe I should try harder, but if I did it would probably be an epic fail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww Op! Still looked hot though.
I tried to eat pizza in a sexy way. While naked. And tipsy. It failed. The pizza was discarded quite quickly."
You just liked the Hufflepuff shorts babe  |
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I remember going to a hotel for a meet and walking in. I could feel my hold ups starting to fall down. I thought a corridor was empty, it was when I looked, so lifted my skirt up to fix them. Looked up after and a guy was walking towards me smiling. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or just smile back so I smiled back and carried on to the room x |
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"I remember going to a hotel for a meet and walking in. I could feel my hold ups starting to fall down. I thought a corridor was empty, it was when I looked, so lifted my skirt up to fix them. Looked up after and a guy was walking towards me smiling. I didn't know whether to be embarrassed or just smile back so I smiled back and carried on to the room x"
I wouldn't say that's trying and failing to be sexy. I bet the guy thought it was as sexy as hell  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"For me, it was my last meet.
I was staying in a hotel and I went to meet said meet just outside and I was wearing a butt plug, crotchless lace thong with suspender attachments and fishnet stockings with long boots underneath a trench coat. Problem was the knickers were a tiny bit big, so as soon as I started walking downstairs everything just started... slipping, so I kept having to stop while walking downstairs in order to pull everything up again and keep my dignity. "
I don't try ...I am. Clothes have nowt to do with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Giving a bj and thought I had a very seductive look on my face... Until I looked back on the photos and videos and I looked like I was extremely pissed off. Wont be trying to pull that face again in a hurry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few weeks ago I met a friend and we decided to be naughty, so I went to the toilet and took my dress off and we decided to take the stairs in the hotel and take some pics. All was going well until this young lad came round the corner as I was stood there in my underwear. X |
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"A few weeks ago I met a friend and we decided to be naughty, so I went to the toilet and took my dress off and we decided to take the stairs in the hotel and take some pics. All was going well until this young lad came round the corner as I was stood there in my underwear. X "
Sorry Angie but that made me giggle. I wish I’d have heard that story from you last week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once spied a guy in a sunken hot tub that was hot
I sidled over, dropped my towel, smiled and then tripped over the lip of the tub
I went in, head first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A few weeks ago I met a friend and we decided to be naughty, so I went to the toilet and took my dress off and we decided to take the stairs in the hotel and take some pics. All was going well until this young lad came round the corner as I was stood there in my underwear. X
Sorry Angie but that made me giggle. I wish I’d have heard that story from you last week "
Mac, I was mortified. The young lad didn’t know where to look x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i try to be sexy it just makes me giggle as i can't take myself seriously..what you see is what you get...sexyness is in the eye of the beholder...what some find sexy others don't. |
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Please give me your opinion . My wife was on top of me on Wednesday night and I orgasmed to fast. I said I’m sorry love and she replied , “ it’s ok your better than “ . She quickly jumped up and went into the loo . I asked better than who and she said no no I just got confused nothing has happend . Now she won’t discuss it . Please give me your opinions . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once spied a guy in a sunken hot tub that was hot
I sidled over, dropped my towel, smiled and then tripped over the lip of the tub
I went in, head first "
Just spat out my drink- hilarious. Totally something I would do!  |
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