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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right feckers, Fab threw a party, all forumites are there, Zombie apocalypse hits, decisions are made, fallings out had, barmcakes dispensed around, and its decided upon small groups of 7 to head on out and tackle some shit!
Whose in your team of 7? Couples count as one!
DnLBi
Xperia
Genghis
NSAchick
Rubidoux
Lisa
ExquisteDeviance
Sorry if ya not on there just had to make room somewhere! Ideally theres about 30 I would have  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Note to self - pack broad sword in party case with toys incase of zombies. "
Lol have heard it happens x theres documentaries and everything; theres one called World War Z, its terrifying lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll go lone wolf.
Can't trust anybody in a zombie apocalypse."
;-) x like a pack all got different strengths in there x but definitely get the trust thing lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man "
You're my right hand x you cant fuck off and hide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
You're my right hand x you cant fuck off and hide "
Watch me!
Oh you can't, I'm hiding  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
You're my right hand x you cant fuck off and hide
Watch me!
Oh you can't, I'm hiding "
I'll fucking find you.......lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good choice, I'd be shit hot in a zombie apocalypse. I'd definitely stick with you op, you've got weapons n skills. "
Ssssh you know and have seen things that people on the public forum dont need to know my dear.....but yeah xx and that's why I thought you'd make a great addition.....plus great tits xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you're talking Resi' T-virus kinda zombies and Mr X and lickers are about... I'm not going anywhere near the police station!  "
Yep or creepy arse mansions in the woods! Come on they where detectives, should of know there was a creepy fucking lab under it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*Ghengis gets into Woody Harrelson mode, fucking hate Zombies.. I'd definately become him out of Zombieland*
Chuffed I got picked.. so I'll have to reciprocate..
Picking a team to take on zombies though.. that's a hard one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
Team mate  "
Uuhmmm........I meant someone to shag. I couldn't shag you it would be like shagging my brother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll scatter a trail of monster munch with my right hand so we don't get lost......  "
I see. Scattering crisps is what that hand movement is! Do you have to do it with your cock out? It seems to get in the way sometimes and just slides right into your hand? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll scatter a trail of monster munch with my right hand so we don't get lost......
I see. Scattering crisps is what that hand movement is! Do you have to do it with your cock out? It seems to get in the way sometimes and just slides right into your hand? "
Perils of having a beautiful cock, I can't leave it alone..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
Team mate
Uuhmmm........I meant someone to shag. I couldn't shag you it would be like shagging my brother. "
What's that like?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll scatter a trail of monster munch with my right hand so we don't get lost......
I see. Scattering crisps is what that hand movement is! Do you have to do it with your cock out? It seems to get in the way sometimes and just slides right into your hand?
Perils of having a beautiful cock, I can't leave it alone..... "
It does have some very nice plumage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
Team mate
Uuhmmm........I meant someone to shag. I couldn't shag you it would be like shagging my brother.
What's that like? "
I don't want to find out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll scatter a trail of monster munch with my right hand so we don't get lost......
I see. Scattering crisps is what that hand movement is! Do you have to do it with your cock out? It seems to get in the way sometimes and just slides right into your hand?
Perils of having a beautiful cock, I can't leave it alone.....
It does have some very nice plumage. "
You do know if you cut a small hole in a packet of monster munch, you can just stick it in and use the bag instead of a glove, it's better for the environment.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man
Team mate
Uuhmmm........I meant someone to shag. I couldn't shag you it would be like shagging my brother.
What's that like?
I don't want to find out! "
I hate that we skipped the lovers part and went straight to old married couple....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I'm loving the direction this has taken lmao good to see team mates getting along so lovely lol I'll hide with ya Rubi, I'm not like ya brother yet zombies be fucked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team.... "
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol"
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away..... "
Want ya to survive buddy who else is gonna run this little blue marble with the rest of Team Fucking Awesome Sauce? Name needs work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away..... "
We can be like the old couple on titanic. You can wear a nightie cos I know you like that, and we can just lay in bed and await our fate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
We can be like the old couple on titanic. You can wear a nightie cos I know you like that, and we can just lay in bed and await our fate. "
.....just lay?
(can I lay on top) |
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By *s.FrostWoman
over a year ago
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
Want ya to survive buddy who else is gonna run this little blue marble with the rest of Team Fucking Awesome Sauce? Name needs work "
Me! I have mean survival "skillz", which possibly, might include kneecapping the competition...but only the useless, whiny ones... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
We can be like the old couple on titanic. You can wear a nightie cos I know you like that, and we can just lay in bed and await our fate.
.....just lay?
(can I lay on top) "
Ok but no lifting your nightie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
Want ya to survive buddy who else is gonna run this little blue marble with the rest of Team Fucking Awesome Sauce? Name needs work
Me! I have mean survival "skillz", which possibly, might include kneecapping the competition...but only the useless, whiny ones..."
Strapz on mah kneepadz and crash'elmit, innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
We can be like the old couple on titanic. You can wear a nightie cos I know you like that, and we can just lay in bed and await our fate.
.....just lay?
(can I lay on top)
Ok but no lifting your nightie. "
Ok, I’ll just wrap it around my cock and sprinkle it with monster munch for friction..... |
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I to will go solo but may require a lady from here to start screaming hysterically and be a generally helpless damsel in distress so that I may feel extra manly whenever I rescue her from the living dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My apocalypse survival kit is already assembled and safely hidden iv been preparing for this day for many years i have best routes out of populated areas already written in my survival hand book as for who i take with me theres a few il protect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My magnificent 7 are:
Fabio - The voice of reason in a crisis.
Exquisite Deviants - P is a bit Mazikeen and would drop wicked beats to blow zombie minds.
Kaitlyn - A supply of fluffy socks in the event of a nuclear winter.
Her Majesty Queen Leviosa - She is pregnant so already one step ahead when it comes to repopulating the world.
LisaB45 - As Her Majesty's forum mum (and to keep me company )
Pull my Finger - He can spot zombies by asking them to pull his finger. If they can't because their hand will fall off, it's a zombie.
SuzukiNo1 - She can ride a motorbike and can chop zombie heads off whilst conserving valuable fuel.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My magnificent 7 are:
Fabio - The voice of reason in a crisis.
Exquisite Deviants - P is a bit Mazikeen and would drop wicked beats to blow zombie minds.
Kaitlyn - A supply of fluffy socks in the event of a nuclear winter.
Her Majesty Queen Leviosa - She is pregnant so already one step ahead when it comes to repopulating the world.
LisaB45 - As Her Majesty's forum mum (and to keep me company )
Pull my Finger - He can spot zombies by asking them to pull his finger. If they can't because their hand will fall off, it's a zombie.
SuzukiNo1 - She can ride a motorbike and can chop zombie heads off whilst conserving valuable fuel.
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Awesome!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Put of morbid curiosity.. What's my role in our team Deathwolf?
Resource Management, Strategic Planning and Librarian lol "
I like. Keeps me out of Zombies way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put of morbid curiosity.. What's my role in our team Deathwolf?
Resource Management, Strategic Planning and Librarian lol
I like. Keeps me out of Zombies way."
Oh no everybody fights......nobody quits......I'll just get you a horse and you can practice your archery lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always thought, if the world was being zimbified anyway, why not bite a fucking zombie and save on some stress, anxiety and a lot of running around, then you can sit back with an out of date pack of monster munch under the stars and enjoy being part of the winning team....
Lol and that's why we have somebody else in charge of Team Motivation lol
Lolol I'm a lazy cunt but the zombies won't be expecting self sacrifice, they'll just be stood there going "ughhhgg mmmhghg. Fgggghgzzzxmmm" scratching their scaby skulls - use me as a distraction to get away.....
Want ya to survive buddy who else is gonna run this little blue marble with the rest of Team Fucking Awesome Sauce? Name needs work
Me! I have mean survival "skillz", which possibly, might include kneecapping the competition...but only the useless, whiny ones..."
Fuck this I want more people!! Sod my mates rules, you're in!! Love the attitude and hustle lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm crap at running. I'm gonna opt for hiding whilst the others fight.
I might get bored though.
I'm gonna opt for hiding with a nice man "
You can hide with me if you want to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It says he left site...
*Ghengis  's*"
F'ckin Zombies!
*Ghengis allow's a solitary tear to fall from his cheek, before plowing full gallop into the oncoming horde of Undead* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It says he left site...
*Ghengis 's*"
Yep, deleted, but most ppl four years in tend to return pretty quickly..... He's fine and I'm instructed that's if ppl want his digits I can give them out if you're not a cunt |
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"It says he left site...
*Ghengis 's*
Yep, deleted, but most ppl four years in tend to return pretty quickly..... He's fine and I'm instructed that's if ppl want his digits I can give them out if you're not a cunt "
Haha I am glad he is ok |
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