One for the chaps now (and ladies can join in with a willing male partner)
Have you experienced the sheer artistic joy bequeathed by the elasticity of the ol’nad sack? Fess up - you must at some point have pulled and twisted that glorious wrinkly skin into interesting artistic pieces?
Of course, it doesn’t last long before resuming to its original form but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in contributing photos of our subsequent artistic endeavours to exhibit as a theme for a gallery exhibition.
Any takers for this fine cause?  |
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over a year ago
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"That sound likes fun 
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!  "
Proof or it didn’t happen |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen "
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera 
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool! |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool! "
I so want to play this game |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game "
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term) "
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work "
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose "
Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose
Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes "
Deal  Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that? |
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over a year ago
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose
Ok you bring the marker pen and I’ll just bring my hands. I’m good with play doh so I reckon I could sculpt some interesting shapes
Deal Oh by the way look at that -my scrotum now looks like the face of a Ferengi from Star Trek - how awesome is that? "
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"Stop the press! I’ve just managed a dodecahedron. Of sorts. If you cover your eyes. Yes.....
Do we have to feel our way round it if we cant look"
Yes indeed - have a squish of it; It’s a bit like one of those stress balls. Stretchy to - I can expand mine to about half a foot |
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over a year ago
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"Well, with all this foreskin talk today, the poor old, trusty scrotum was inevitably feeling a bit left out so...... "
Can you make it look like Batman sat on a washing machine  |
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"Well, with all this foreskin talk today, the poor old, trusty scrotum was inevitably feeling a bit left out so......
Can you make it look like Batman sat on a washing machine "
Hmmm....I’ve just managed what looks a bit like Danny De Vito’s face as the Penguin in Batman Returns...... |
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"I do balloon animals with mine.
Proper hit at kids' parties. "
I’ve rolled out a sausage dog and with a twist and a tuck, now have formed two ball like feet.
.....I am also in some rather extreme pain.... |
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"How's your bollox now mate?  "
I’m presently trying to recreate Auguste Rodin‘s, ’The Thinker’ with my wondrously pliable nad sack.
Damn though! - it keeps on shrinking back before I can complete this intricate design and now more closely resembles Edvard Munch‘s,The Scream (complete with scrotally imbued wrinkles) |
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"Anyone remember Morph from the late Tony Hart’s TV shows?
Yep.....well now my trusty nad sack now resembles him "
Interlude: I realise I’m replying to myself here but Chad used to scare the shit out of me as a kid  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"One for the chaps now (and ladies can join in with a willing male partner)
Have you experienced the sheer artistic joy bequeathed by the elasticity of the ol’nad sack? Fess up - you must at some point have pulled and twisted that glorious wrinkly skin into interesting artistic pieces?
Of course, it doesn’t last long before resuming to its original form but I was wondering if anyone would be interested in contributing photos of our subsequent artistic endeavours to exhibit as a theme for a gallery exhibition.
Any takers for this fine cause? "
The ball sack? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone else remember a couple of guys actually toured a show ‘Puppetry of the Penis’? Basically they pulled their scrotums (scrota?) into all sorts of shapes on stage for 90mins every night. It was actually much funnier than it sounds! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose "
Check out my video!!! And you will witness the awesome Betty Boob! |
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"That sound likes fun
After a fair bit of tugging, I’ve just managed to make mine look like Donald Trump’s face. Turner Prize - here I come!
Proof or it didn’t happen
Damn! - I was just too slow setting up the camera
But wait! Much like a Timelord regenerating, its transmogrified into Jeremy Corbyn now - cool!
I so want to play this game
You ladies are missing out big time with the wonder that is scrotal sculpting (I have just patented this fine term)
Just tried with my boobs but didn’t work
Boobs certainly win over the humble scrotum in terms of natural aesthetics - sort of like comparing a Da Vinci with a Jackson Pollack in fact, but sadly don’t provide the raw artistic medium for the same artistic expression and creative freedom.
Mind you, a boob in hand, a marker pen applied and two dots drawn above the nipple with a crescent drawn below it make for an awesome looking and rather funny face with the nipple serving as a nose
Check out my video!!! And you will witness the awesome Betty Boob!"
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
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"Mine can look like a puppy.... Until someone comes along and starts stroking
Oh I love puppies. What breed?
I'm gonna guess Shar Pei "
Apparently I looked like a shar pei as a baby. Unless mum was just being diplomatic.  |
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"I like to draw letters of the alphabet with my tongue on them and have the man guess what letter it is  "
Did you ever apply to be a letter-picker on Countdown? That would have been a really inventive way to liven up the show. Being Channel 4,they might even have gone for it. |
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