FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What really frustrates you?

What really frustrates you?

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broken record player statuses

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broken record player statuses

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

People behaving like idiots. There’s really no need for it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Basically people that post the same status over and over ... So annoying.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Why won't people meet me threads

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why won't people meet me threads "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not being able to find a good sized baking potatoe.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Not one ounce of chocolate in the f**king house

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"No one meets on this site" and "it's just sex, why do you have standards" statuses.

People who upload the same pictures (which I don't find attractive) every day.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not being able to find a good sized baking potatoe. "

. My favourite so far

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

The fact that when you have a yoghurt a load of it ends up on the lid and not in the plastic pot!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who try to dictate how others use Fab, rather than recognising incompatibility and moving on.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The fact that when you have a yoghurt a load of it ends up on the lid and not in the plastic pot! "

Lick it!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The fact that when you have a yoghurt a load of it ends up on the lid and not in the plastic pot! "

Lick the lid?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too "

Tescos?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Crisps that claim to be scorching hot but actually arnt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

When one sock keeps falling down

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *adame 2SwordsWoman over a year ago

Victoria, London

Bleeding obvious thick questions from guys on here

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

I can lick the lid and I do but it still annoys me and also on the yoghurt theme why do the pots have grooves in the your spoon wont fit in and you end up leaving some at the bottom?! Basically yoghurt annoys me!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?"

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The fact that my nose runs and my feet smell.

Or would I rather have quavers for ears or watsit for a nose so difficult

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph "

Superb pic

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

I agree

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

And bus lane cameras. And no entry road cameras....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph "

M4 today. Drove me mad! Was having palpitations

I’m not good at going slow!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

Ugh. Yes. Sure, I'll totally marry you/ watch you wank/ do stuff for money/ be totally enamoured by your cock at several angles. I wrote my profile for my own amusement.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage"

I’ve been known to drive hundreds of miles for a really good sausage!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

Superb pic

Agreed. Boooootiful

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage

I’ve been known to drive hundreds of miles for a really good sausage!

Haha was just about to say that

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parking cameras

Premium rate telephone numbers

Places that only take card

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage

I’ve been known to drive hundreds of miles for a really good sausage!

I think we are on about a different kinda sausage here peachy

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

Superb pic

Agreed. Boooootiful "

She's stunning

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here? probably the same issue with Facebook... Friends taking up a thread with countless messages. Inbox ffs!

In real life? Holding doors open or letting cars through and it doesn't register with the other person

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

[Removed by poster at 25/03/19 15:18:47]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being told i look like a murderer of trannys there exact words granted it was only the once and just happened but still i find that abit harsh she could of just said no thanks no need for the insult

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage

I’ve been known to drive hundreds of miles for a really good sausage!

Haha was just about to say that

Great minds think alike!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Movie cliches; Typical horror movie - ‘There’s a hideous, deformed, flesh chomping monster somewhere in this house.....why don’t we all split up in singles and search?’

Daft buggers!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rJackMrsDanielsCouple over a year ago

norton

My remote control beating me at hide and seek

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My remote control beating me at hide and seek "

Someone will be sitting on it I guarantee. You need to get everyone to stand up

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Movie cliches; Typical horror movie - ‘There’s a hideous, deformed, flesh chomping monster somewhere in this house.....why don’t we all split up in singles and search?’

Daft buggers! "
or the idiotic thought pattern when being chased by a serial killer that i should go up the stairs instead of running out of the house daft people

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where do I start.

Some Idiot drivers,

Teresa may,

Paying to much tax,

Being fleaced by the government,

Having to work,

Not winning the lottery.

I could go on an on. Lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not getting what i want when i want it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not getting what i want when i want it"

I wouldn’t know about that I always get what I want when I want it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not getting what i want when i want it

I wouldn’t know about that I always get what I want when I want it

Spoilt cow

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone who tries to force their opinion on others x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not getting what i want when i want it"

Naughty step

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

Superb pic

Agreed. Boooootiful

She's stunning"

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not getting what i want when i want it

Naughty step "
that too

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Movie cliches; Typical horror movie - ‘There’s a hideous, deformed, flesh chomping monster somewhere in this house.....why don’t we all split up in singles and search?’

Daft buggers! or the idiotic thought pattern when being chased by a serial killer that i should go up the stairs instead of running out of the house daft people "

Common sense seems to be confiscated at the door for anyone appearing in a horror movie

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol"

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rJackMrsDanielsCouple over a year ago

norton

"My remote control beating me at hide and seek

Someone will be sitting on it I guarantee. You need to get everyone to stand up

Found it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

Superb pic

Agreed. Boooootiful

She's stunning

I'm erect right now

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Movie cliches; Typical horror movie - ‘There’s a hideous, deformed, flesh chomping monster somewhere in this house.....why don’t we all split up in singles and search?’

Daft buggers! or the idiotic thought pattern when being chased by a serial killer that i should go up the stairs instead of running out of the house daft people

Common sense seems to be confiscated at the door for anyone appearing in a horror movie

"
and why do they feel the need to climb out of a tiny window and not the bloody door

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Movie cliches; Typical horror movie - ‘There’s a hideous, deformed, flesh chomping monster somewhere in this house.....why don’t we all split up in singles and search?’

Daft buggers! or the idiotic thought pattern when being chased by a serial killer that i should go up the stairs instead of running out of the house daft people

Common sense seems to be confiscated at the door for anyone appearing in a horror movie

and why do they feel the need to climb out of a tiny window and not the bloody door "

Darwinism?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!"

I take great delight these days, visiting my eldest kids in their own homes, and doing all the crappy things they used to drive me insane with.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!"

Ahahaha, prob just use their hands to avoid it completely

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!

I take great delight these days, visiting my eldest kids in their own homes, and doing all the crappy things they used to drive me insane with.

Loool Mama Vengence

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!

I take great delight these days, visiting my eldest kids in their own homes, and doing all the crappy things they used to drive me insane with.

Oh yes me too!!!! And seeing the food in the cupboards they wouldn’t touch at home!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people leave one piece of toilet roll because they don't want to change it!

Or leave the empty one on and start a new one and just plonk it on the back of the toilet. Or is that just my kids?

At least they bother to get a new one out lol

Haha true! I do have girls though that may explain it. Boys probably wouldn’t!

I take great delight these days, visiting my eldest kids in their own homes, and doing all the crappy things they used to drive me insane with.

Class

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My inability to maintain conversations. Or friendships.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really feel that people should be fitted with brake lights. it would make my life so much easier when people just decide to suddenly stop dead! Drives me mad.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who don't recycle and flat earthers!. Far to many to list the irks of fab.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who tries to force their opinion on others x"

Staying single is the correct status

.. We rule lol

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who don't recycle and flat earthers!. Far to many to list the irks of fab."

Haha you watched the Netflix documentary?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

How one solitary day in the calender can render you invisible to vast swathes of the Fab population.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not only have I no sausages in my fridge, iv also no change for a cuppa from the machine

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who try to dictate how others use Fab, rather than recognising incompatibility and moving on. "

See your previous comment.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

" I really feel that people should be fitted with brake lights. it would make my life so much easier when people just decide to suddenly stop dead! Drives me mad. "

Good job god fitted you with something to cushion the impact

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I really feel that people should be fitted with brake lights. it would make my life so much easier when people just decide to suddenly stop dead! Drives me mad.

Good job god fitted you with something to cushion the impact

Well yes I guess he did fit me with air bags but brake lights would definitely help!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Also people who choose a lane on a motorway and think hmmm this looks like a comfy lane I’ll stay in this one. Double grrrrrrrrrr

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also people who choose a lane on a motorway and think hmmm this looks like a comfy lane I’ll stay in this one. Double grrrrrrrrrr"
sorry not sorry

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People who try to dictate how others use Fab, rather than recognising incompatibility and moving on.

See your previous comment....."

Not really. Those who respected my wishes and left me alone wouldn't bother me. I don't message them demanding what I'm looking for. It happens the other way around.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Not only have I no sausages in my fridge, iv also no change for a cuppa from the machine

I'm actually having bacon & maple syrup sausages for tea tonight

Sorry x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too "

The freezer?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

"Not one ounce of chocolate in the f**king house

Passes cream egg....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here? probably the same issue with Facebook... Friends taking up a thread with countless messages. Inbox ffs!

In real life? Holding doors open or letting cars through and it doesn't register with the other person

Yes!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not only have I no sausages in my fridge, iv also no change for a cuppa from the machine

Machine tea tastes like pond water anyway.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not only have I no sausages in my fridge, iv also no change for a cuppa from the machine

I'm actually having bacon & maple syrup sausages for tea tonight

Sorry x"

Iv just ejaculated

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not only have I no sausages in my fridge, iv also no change for a cuppa from the machine

I'm actually having bacon & maple syrup sausages for tea tonight

Sorry x

Iv just ejaculated "

Get off my thread ya filthy animal!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Itchy ears

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Cyclist that dont breach to the highway code.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

VW Golf drivers

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"VW Golf drivers"

That’s a bit VW Golfist!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"VW Golf drivers"

BMW drivers..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People trying to get me doing a forfit by fibbing about tea cakes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Queuing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Threads that get hijacked by ‘Your mum’ comments

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Threads that get hijacked by ‘Your mum’ comments

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Threads that get hijacked by ‘Your mum’ comments

She is irritating though

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not being able to find a good sized baking potatoe.

. My favourite so far "

The struggle is real...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

M4 today. Drove me mad! Was having palpitations

I’m not good at going slow! "

Cruise control is your friend...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On here when people status say’s “I want to meet now for a quickie” you message then 5 min later a status is up stating “take it know one is playing “

Real life has to be higher management passing down nonsense requests

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On here?

Got to be "I'll just ignore everything on your profile and message you anyway" types

In real life?

I'm with you on the speed cameras Nora

Over ¾ of the drive to my mums is now at under 50mph

M4 today. Drove me mad! Was having palpitations

I’m not good at going slow!

Cruise control is your friend...

I know. Newish car and couldn’t find it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clocks ticking

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Clocks ticking "

I’ve been known to stay at friends houses and take the clock off the wall and take it to another room! I cannot sleep with clocks or watches ticking.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crisps that claim to be scorching hot but actually arnt

Sea brooks - Trinidad scorpion crisps are by far the best for heat .... They're not as hot as the real thing but they're by far the best I ever had.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Crisps that claim to be scorching hot but actually arnt

Sea brooks - Trinidad scorpion crisps are by far the best for heat .... They're not as hot as the real thing but they're by far the best I ever had."

I tried them the other day I was left disappointed, they had a warm aftertaste that's about it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clocks ticking

I’ve been known to stay at friends houses and take the clock off the wall and take it to another room! I cannot sleep with clocks or watches ticking. "

Ditto! All mine are silent sweep....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being single

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ugga MannMan over a year ago

Heathrow

Time wasters

People who say they will then don’t

Waiting for a response

Being judged unfairly

Wasted opportunity

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

People who take fecking ages to set off from traffic lights when they go green.

Also people in supermarkets who stand there staring at the shelf for ages before actually picking something up when you just want to grab one of whatever it is. Or they keep picking it up, reading the label, putting it back, then picking it up again. "GET A PURPOSE YOU ABSOLUTE WOMBLE!!" is what I say in my head

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eeroybrownMan over a year ago

aldershot

"Not one ounce of chocolate in the f**king house

Come round ours, we've got 96 kit kats left in our fridge (slightly long story)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat people who are too fucking lazy to push a trolley around Tesco and abuse the use of motorised disabled access !

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

People.

Nearly all of the people.

Them.

*points

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Whenever i get a knock at the door, its usually someone trying to sell me something or the god botherers- when what i really want to see is Amanda Lamb stood there wearing nothing but her Scottish Widows cape and a mischevious grin....i live in eternal hope

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"People.

Nearly all of the people.

Them.

*points "

Yep I’m with you there

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"People.

Nearly all of the people.

Them.

*points

Yep I’m with you there

When I say "nearly" I probably mean most......

I used to be a people person.

Now I find myself listening to groups people while my inner monologue is just saying you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you're a cunt.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Why won't people meet me threads "

Think it's the dick picture's..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *s.FrostWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Anyone who forces their beliefs, lifestyles and opinions on others...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone who forces their beliefs, lifestyles and opinions on others..."

Stay single

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *J RHEAMan over a year ago

S West

Where are all the good men

Average speed cameras when there is no roadworks

Middle lane drivers

Xeon headlights

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

"Where are all the good men

Average speed cameras when there is no roadworks

Middle lane drivers

Xeon headlights "

Yesssss Xeon,s! Who invented them.... seriously like driving towards the sun ..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needing a poo straining for no result

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty much everything - except classic rock and metal.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

People . All the time .

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not winning the lottery

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Automated telephone numbers.. Ffs I've just been trying to talk to someone on the phone for over a hour

and still no answer

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The changing of routes into Birmingham city centre.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being stood up, blocked or just completely ignored i mean on this site aswell as real life

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *J RHEAMan over a year ago

S West

The list of demands some women make on their profiles, then if they have a pics on their profile they look like one of those trolls you used to put on your pencil at school

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being misunderstood

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *idsAndyMan over a year ago

Worcestershire

Litter, just why??

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seagulls

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Forgive my ignorance, but what is an average speed camera?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who stand by the door on the train despite there being seats

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple over a year ago

North Wales

That nobody comes to visit when you’ve just cleaned the house!

Going upstairs and forgetting what I went up for.

Birds shitting on my car when I’ve just washed it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too

Tescos?

It's 5 miles away,I'm not driving 5 miles for sausage

I’ve been known to drive hundreds of miles for a really good sausage!

Haha was just about to say that

And neither of you have visited me..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everything frustrates me. I rent online all day about it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

"Everything frustrates me. I rent online all day about it."

People that miss-spell "rant".

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Average speed cameras. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Forgive my ignorance, but what is an average speed camera? "

It calculates the time you have taken from a start point to an end point in a journey. Which in turn gives the average speed driven from point to point...

I hope that helps

... just don't ask me to the maths

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being on fab. It's a love hate relationship.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *irestorm 500Couple over a year ago

coventry

At the moment my daughter x storm x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bad drivers, idiots, pic collectors and time wasters on here, bad weather, moody grumpy and rude people

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Everything frustrates me. I rent online all day about it.

People that miss-spell "rant".

Spelling and grammar n*zis

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Everything frustrates me. I rent online all day about it.

People that miss-spell "rant".

Spelling and grammar n*zis

People who post so many rants there's barely enough room for anyone else to vent.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Everything frustrates me. I rent online all day about it.

People that miss-spell "rant".

Spelling and grammar n*zis

People who post so many rants there's barely enough room for anyone else to vent.

You know ... I've never seen that personally ... but you have a point

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attention seeking posts on facebook

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People eating drinking and breathing loud

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you feel like some sausages, then you look in the fridge and no fuckin sausage Wtf! Who do I turn too,there is nobody I can appeal too "

Try looking in the freezer.

You're welcome

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eeroybrownMan over a year ago

aldershot

People that miss-spell "rant".

Spelling and grammar n*zis

Yeah, whats there problem?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

People with absolutely zero sense of humour.

It's like they've had the fun gene sucked right out of them.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"People with absolutely zero sense of humour.

It's like they've had the fun gene sucked right out of them."

When you're mocking someone's sense of humour it's not jokey

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Losing im such a bad loser

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lack of thought

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Losing im such a bad loser"

Meet your mate

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Losing im such a bad loser"

Heads

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people say one thing but mean another or go back on what they agree, really frustrating

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"People with absolutely zero sense of humour.

It's like they've had the fun gene sucked right out of them.

When you're mocking someone's sense of humour it's not jokey

I sooooooooo want to edit that.

I'll wait till tomorrow.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"People with absolutely zero sense of humour.

It's like they've had the fun gene sucked right out of them.

When you're mocking someone's sense of humour it's not jokey

I sooooooooo want to edit that.

I'll wait till tomorrow.

I look forward to the rant(s)

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

I know, those selfish people who want to watch what they've paid through the nose for in peace

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

Shut up and eat your popcorn!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

I know, those selfish people who want to watch what they've paid through the nose for in peace

I keep losing track of what’s going on....you have to pay to go the cinema

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

I know, those selfish people who want to watch what they've paid through the nose for in peace

I keep losing track of what’s going on....you have to pay to go the cinema

Who knew?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Litter louts

Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code

People who say obvious or at the end of the day when it is not obvious and not the end of the day.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

Shut up and eat your popcorn!!!!

Ooooo, sorry I’ve thrown that everyone’s heads

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I want to chat in the cinema and keep getting told to be quiet

Oh yeah,YOU!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Litter louts

Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code

People who say obvious or at the end of the day when it is not obvious and not the end of the day....."

Obviously, at the end of the day, people who get annoyed at me cycling on the pavement and throwing my sweet wrappers away

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Losing im such a bad loser

Meet your mate

"
good job i dont lose often

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, must have found something else to be frustrated about!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"OP, must have found something else to be frustrated about!"

I hate when that happens and I can't remember who it was. That frustrates me!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Litter louts

Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code

People who say obvious or at the end of the day when it is not obvious and not the end of the day.....

Obviously, at the end of the day, people who get annoyed at me cycling on the pavement and throwing my sweet wrappers away

You are THAT couple. I bet you also utter the word, "like" at least once ..like.. every sentence!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Litter louts

Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code

People who say obvious or at the end of the day when it is not obvious and not the end of the day.....

Obviously, at the end of the day, people who get annoyed at me cycling on the pavement and throwing my sweet wrappers away

You are THAT couple. I bet you also utter the word, "like" at least once ..like.. every sentence!!!

Don't be ridiculous .. tsk ...

We have standards

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK...I agree with you and I can like tell that by like perving at your profile...like

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *arry_UkMan over a year ago

birmingham

Rude people... no need for bad manners. Don’t mean on here but generally in life

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"OK...I agree with you and I can like tell that by like perving at your profile...like

Oh ... you perv ... innit

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rude people... no need for bad manners. Don’t mean on here but generally in life "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww this was a woman who left shame

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who try to dictate how others use Fab, rather than recognising incompatibility and moving on. "

Yup.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the lack of sock etiquette in today's society

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)