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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

And thanks .. now have that ear worm going

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

I'll be on and will be happy to chuck a few quid diesel money your way!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

How flexible are you on the being a twat rule? Just asking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me

And thanks .. now have that ear worm going

Woop! Beach?

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Ooo not had an adventure for a while....I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll be on and will be happy to chuck a few quid diesel money your way! "

Don't be daft..... Bella has friends in low places who provide diesel for free!!!!

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Is smoking allowed on the bus

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Me,me,me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How flexible are you on the being a twat rule? Just asking

Quite flexible, you can be a cunt..... just don't be a twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Where we going?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker "

Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is smoking allowed on the bus"

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me,me,me!

Hello beautiful, climb aboard me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Where we going? "

There and back to see how far it is, but if it's too far we won't go

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol "

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X"

You have your own seat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

How about being a twunt?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X

You have your own seat

Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will bring snacks ! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooo not had an adventure for a while....I'm in

You're in for a treat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

How about being a twunt?"

Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X

You have your own seat

Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x"

I'm driving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will bring snacks ! X"

Yea Boi!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X

You have your own seat

Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x

I'm driving!

Can't be having that. You should be tour guide. We need a driver x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is there leg room? I’m planning on stretching right out and hoping for some action....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is smoking allowed on the bus

Dedicated smoking area upstairs, complete with lighters, ashtrays and air conditioning

Room for me upstairs then? X

You have your own seat

Mwaaah, count me in then. I'll bring shots x

I'm driving!

Can't be having that. You should be tour guide. We need a driver x"

I should totally be the tour guide..... any offers to drive?!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

I do like an adventure maybe I can pull a sickie from work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there leg room? I’m planning on stretching right out and hoping for some action....

Upstairs has the best leg room, downstairs it's kinda like a free for all

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

How about being a twunt?

Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you

Oh please do ... come sit next to me when you're not on driving duties

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do like an adventure maybe I can pull a sickie from work."

Shall I ring in for you? I have an incredibly posh telephone voice for a Welsh bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on

I read the toilet walls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I have to wear trousers? I don't like wearing trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

How about being a twunt?

Twunt is acceptable, but I'll have my eye on you

Oh please do ... come sit next to me when you're not on driving duties

Hee hee! Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do I have to wear trousers? I don't like wearing trousers."

You can leave your hat on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on

I read the toilet walls

They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on

I read the toilet walls

They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol

They lied..... you think you know people eh?!

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By *exycouple.xCouple over a year ago

leeds

Iv got a ticket to ride ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx

lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awwww come on then.......wait what's the one rule?......oh.......shit.......ok.....(sad face at side of the road) lol

Being a cunt is fine... being a twat is a negative

Oh! That's fine then! Make room for the big cunt lol

Make way, make way! King Cunt is here

;-) you been talking to my club members? Lol that's spooky you got my nickname spot on

I read the toilet walls

They promised me they took them all down! That's why I have been getting dropped calls for last few weeks.....bastards lol

They lied..... you think you know people eh?! "

Betrayal!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do I have to wear trousers? I don't like wearing trousers.

You can leave your hat on

excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers

Mrscxxx "

Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you

Miss Choosy is bringing shots

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers

Mrscxxx

Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you

Miss Choosy is bringing shots

Wooo nowt better than shots I can’t drive so I’m out unless you count driving people round the bend

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iv got a ticket to ride ??"

You don't need a ticket, just a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx

lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza? "

Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was all excited and then I read the first rule...

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx

lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza?

Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting?

I’ll take the risk of you sitting on my lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not

Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not

Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days

Only 3?? Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

(Picks you up) You're definitely too sweet to be a twat xx

lol it's an adventure.......wait did somebody say Ibiza?

Want a lift to hospital for that hernia you're getting?

;-) you'll be a doddle my dear x

excellent practice chucking d*unk customers out! Just have to excuse my hands, I know the best places to grip xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

That rules me out, then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Count us in we be upstairs as we are smokers

Mrscxxx

Climb aboard, I'm waiting for someone to volunteer as driver and I'll be joining you

Miss Choosy is bringing shots

Wooo nowt better than shots I can’t drive so I’m out unless you count driving people round the bend

Lol"

Fear not, I shall continue as designated driver whilst you all have some afternoon delight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was all excited and then I read the first rule...

Being a Twunt is ok tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t think I’d notice if we actually went anyway or not

Have you been drinking Miss Choosy's shots? They're kinda lethal, I went drinking with her once and lost 3 days

Only 3?? Haha x"

It felt more like 9

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

The best kind

Flexible is always good

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I will be a bad influence then until I can persuade someone else to drive, I'll save you some shots till we get a victim.... erm.. volunteer x

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

MEeeee!!!

And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

The best kind

Flexible is always good

Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Me,me,me!

Hello beautiful, climb aboard me

Whoop whoop! *gets comfy*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker

Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero? "

My personal fave is Spider-Man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I will be a bad influence then until I can persuade someone else to drive, I'll save you some shots till we get a victim.... erm.. volunteer x"

Just show them your tits

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By *exycouple.xCouple over a year ago

leeds

Got lots of them ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MEeeee!!!

And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm..."

I aim to please

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

The best kind

Flexible is always good

Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position

Don't talk backs ... 1 year on from spinal surgery .. but flexible

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I will be a bad influence then until I can persuade someone else to drive, I'll save you some shots till we get a victim.... erm.. volunteer x

Just show them your tits

If they drive I will x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Me,me,me!

Hello beautiful, climb aboard me

Whoop whoop! *gets comfy*

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Venga Boys are coming

They've come steal your children

They'll sell them to the circus

They're making lots of money

Sing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you head liverpool way drop me off there please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whoa we’re going to ibeza I’m in please I’m waiting at the bus stop to be a bus wanker

Climb aboard!!!! But you have to answer a question first...... Best Marvel Superhero?

My personal fave is Spider-Man "

I approve...... climb aboard!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Im in can I bag the back seat ?

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"MEeeee!!!

And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm...

I aim to please

I don't doubt it...does that come included with the ticket price...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cant go, rules are rules, afterall!

I'm bendy on rules for nice people

Bendy Venga bus

The best kind

Flexible is always good

Until your back seizes and you're stuck in the crab position

Don't talk backs ... 1 year on from spinal surgery .. but flexible

Kudos my friend.... bend from the knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Venga Boys are coming

They've come steal your children

They'll sell them to the circus

They're making lots of money

Sing!"

Urgh.... they'd soon bring mine back

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By *exycouple.xCouple over a year ago

leeds

Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you head liverpool way drop me off there please"

If you drive, you can take the bus anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Im in can I bag the back seat ?

Go for it!

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By *exycouple.xCouple over a year ago

leeds

Done deal ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??"

I'm sure it will and also BE like certain clubs too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MEeeee!!!

And greeeat..thanks for the damn earworm...

I aim to please

I don't doubt it...does that come included with the ticket price...?

Ain't no tickets on this bus, no sireeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??"

Club Tropicana

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was all excited and then I read the first rule...

I find that hard to believe!

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By *exycouple.xCouple over a year ago

leeds

Magical mystery tour in more than one way !!!!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free"

No, the drinks are freeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Im in can I t-bag you on the back seat ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free

No, the drinks are freeeeeee

Fun and laughter?

Enough for everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Im in can I t-bag you on the back seat ?

"
he stole my niche

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free

No, the drinks are freeeeeee

Fun and laughter?

Enough for everyone?"

All that’s missing is...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room "

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free

No, the drinks are freeeeeee

Fun and laughter?

Enough for everyone?"

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure! "

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm driving...... who's coming with me for an adventure?! There's only one rule: Don't be a twat

Im in can I bag the back seat ?

Go for it! "

il bring the booze, hope weve got a loobie on board

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will the bus be stopping at certain clubs on route? ??

Club Tropicana

I hear your drinks there are free

No, the drinks are freeeeeee

Fun and laughter?

Enough for everyone?

All that’s missing is...?

The sea! But we're nearly at the beach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

ive got a compass and I know how to use it

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

My seat' sticky...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come please, I’m just home from work

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Laughed way more than I should then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

ive got a compass and I know how to use it

Excellent coz I can’t read a map for toffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm coming!!"

Hands a Kleenex over ... oh .. that's not what you meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm coming!!"

I thought it was the way you were sitting!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming!!"

We know that but are you getting on the bus or not? Stop dry humoing that bus stop lol x

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm coming!!"

I thought you were just breathing hard, running for the bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!"

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Space for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Laughed way more than I should then x

I like that you're easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming!!"

That explains the sticky seat further up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming!!"
must be the combo of gear stick and speed bumps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Space for one more?

Aye..... jump aboard!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez"

Rule 1 ... no twats

Rule 2 ... see rule 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me should be fun lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm coming!!

That explains the sticky seat further up!

I lol'd.... literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez

Rule 1 ... no twats

Rule 2 ... see rule 1"

I've just made you Bus Prefect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

It's a double decker, there's loads..... but he careful, apparently some of the seats are sticky

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez

Rule 1 ... no twats

Rule 2 ... see rule 1

I've just made you Bus Prefect

Do I get a badge???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

Ha! The Welsh version is 'where to is there a spare seat then'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any spare seats???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

It's a double decker, there's loads..... but he careful, apparently some of the seats are sticky

Rubidouxs fault!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any spare seats??? "

Spare seat by me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez

Rule 1 ... no twats

Rule 2 ... see rule 1

I've just made you Bus Prefect

Do I get a badge???

You get a badge and a certificate

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Any spare seats???

Spare seat by me x"

They may fill quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any spare seats???

Spare seat by me x"

Hooray! X

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

Awesome! Hope Swiper doesn't ruin things

I’ve told him. Swiper NO SWIPING!!!

Swiper's a twat, he can't come.... dem's da rulez

Rule 1 ... no twats

Rule 2 ... see rule 1

I've just made you Bus Prefect

Do I get a badge???

You get a badge and a certificate

I accept my promotion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any spare seats??? "

Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any spare seats???

Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful

It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Theres shots flying about somewhere! Lol dont spill them, it gets sticky

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any spare seats???

Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful

It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps

Sounds like a good plan x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid "

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Theres shots flying about somewhere! Lol dont spill them, it gets sticky

Lol, yes, it's the alcohol making everything sticky! Hope it's not too hot of a day lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

In a pint glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Any spare seats???

Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful

It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps

I hate it when someone writes lap and I read it as 'face'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

In a pint glass?

Mixed with scrumpy

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

In a pint glass?

Mixed with scrumpy

lol "

Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"I'm coming!!

That explains the sticky seat further up!

Thaaat'll be the one..!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"

Do you swap shots for snogs?

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By *rShinyKnickersMan over a year ago

BARRY

"Any spare seats???

Absolutely! Some of them are a little sticky so be careful

It's OK.... Me and Miss C are going to take turns sitting on each others laps

Someone can sit on my fac....lap...my LAP......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

In a pint glass?

Mixed with scrumpy

lol

Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on "

With a crowd like this? I'll get fecking lynched!! Theres so many different styles! Right fuck it! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IT IS!!! lol x Queen is usually a safe bet lol x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Do you swap shots for snogs?

I may do. Pucker up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

In a pint glass?

Mixed with scrumpy

lol

Wolfie, get some tuuuuunes on

With a crowd like this? I'll get fecking lynched!! Theres so many different styles! Right fuck it! BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IT IS!!! lol x Queen is usually a safe bet lol x "

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Noooooooooooo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

Hell yes I always have the essentials!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Noooooooooooo x"

Scandalous!

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Do you swap shots for snogs?

I may do. Pucker up x"

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i sit at the front

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

We just became best friends! Take the wheel, I'm on my way to get a shot

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

We have a driver!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i sit at the front

Do you get travel sick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x"

That means you're responsible for pouring shots into everyone's mouths

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

We have a driver!!!! X"

We now have a party!!!!!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

We need a part 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We need a part 2"

I think its inevitable lol x we havent even got nearly there yet

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

We have a driver!!!! X

We now have a party!!!!!

You need to play catch up now. Come here for some shots x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come please, I’m just home from work

Yes, yes and yes

Where’s there a spare seat to

Said in true West Country styleeeeee

I’ve started to type like i talks in reel loife now me lubber....budge up I’ll sit with ewe.....

Oooooh ahhhhhhhhh sit next to me maid

Have you got Prosecco and Gin in your back park moy luvver

Hell yes I always have the essentials!"

I’ll bring sausages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wooohooo, hope there's an open bar! It's gonna be a messy one!

Miss Choosy has booze...... she might share

Brought enough shots for everyone. Sharing is caring after all x

Indeed! But, I'm still driving

Can I come. I like driving

We just became best friends! Take the wheel, I'm on my way to get a shot

I like the bendy curvy roads and I always take my time

... Enjoy your drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meeeeee

Boom boom boom boom I want you in my room

We totally need an explorer on this adventure!

I’m in. I’ll bring my map and my backpack

ive got a compass and I know how to use it

Excellent coz I can’t read a map for toffee! "

toffee - sticky seats hells bells what next, Im partial to a good chew every now and then

and ive got the back seat all to myself it seems too

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