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over a year ago
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"Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"
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over a year ago
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""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"
It didn't get a reply"
That’s grim lol ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"
It didn't get a reply"
How on earth did you resist ?!?! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ASL??
ASL??
It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line
Means Age Sex Location"
Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner |
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These are paraphrased.
"Do you have a face?"
"123 Example St M1 2AB, 867 5309, come now" (that's probably a real postcode, I just went Manchester then ascending numbers and letters)
"I'm going to ch*ke you and tear your arse open"
"All the women on this site are racist because they won't meet me" (this was a first message!)
Marriage proposal/ being told I'm his now
"You're taking me to a club tonight, your treat, to make up for the unfair entry charges"
"You're far too good for this place"
"I'm going to rip off that stupid dress"
And much much more. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ASL??
ASL??
It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line
Means Age Sex Location
Oops you bet me to it !"
Thanks ladies every day a school day |
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"ASL??
ASL??
It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line
Means Age Sex Location
Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner "
I still think of it as a standard acronym! Although not for here. It's on my profile? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"**prior to filters being set**
I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)"
Wtf??!! Ok I thought I was getting some corkers but you by far win that one |
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"ASL??
ASL??
It's from older chat rooms on other platforms .. many will remember I'm sure ... it used to be almost standard opening line
Means Age Sex Location
Can’t rven be bothered to type it out haha sure that approach was a winner "
It pretty much became standard as everyone pretty much used it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This takes me back to my bartender days!
Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.
“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”
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"**prior to filters being set**
I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)
Wtf??!! Ok I thought I was getting some corkers but you by far win that one "
I get human toilet messages, although fortunately not frequently. They're usually graphic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**prior to filters being set**
I know your profile says you are straight, but could you come and shit on my table and watch me eat it in front of my bf? (From a gay male)"
Wtf ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Hi there, beautiful picture. It's made my day to look at it. Would you like my massive cock? I would make your hole weak once I'm done pounding"
It didn't get a reply
How on earth did you resist ?!?! Lol"
It took me many, many...microseconds to decide that  |
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"This takes me back to my bartender days!
Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.
“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”
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I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ  |
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"This takes me back to my bartender days!
Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.
“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”
I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ "
Hammond?
Yamaha?
A pipe, or synthesiser? |
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"This takes me back to my bartender days!
Best one I heard some student say to a girl was.
“My dick is that impressive the moment you see it your clothes will instantly just fall off your body in anticipation”
I sometimes get messages telling me that I'll flood the room with squirt at the mere sight of his magnificent organ
Hammond?
Yamaha?
A pipe, or synthesiser?"
They usually say cock, but I decided to try to inject a bit of class. Probably futile  |
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You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him. |
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‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?
I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’
I mean really!  |
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"‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?
I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’
I mean really! "
It's better than an X plus five cock shots. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him. "
My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"‘Hi’ - What the hell is that?!!?
I at least expect a more colloquially substantial ‘Salutations my good man.’ or else, ‘Good morning my good fellow’ or possibly even a, ‘How art thou on this verily fine day good sir?’
I mean really! "
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"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him.
My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol "
First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.
My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Face pic and location...if you’re lucky I’ll fuck you” 
Who said romance was dead !! Brilliant !! "
I didn’t reply...thinking about it I should’ve sent her a picture of my balls and told her to suck them.
I dropped the ball on that one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him.
My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol
First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.
My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them. "
Haha it’s no doubt a Velcro only kind of home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him.
My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol
First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.
My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them.
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. OH I love that "who ties your shoelaces" comment.
I'm going to use that next time I ring the electric board or similar(Please put me on to the person who ties your shoelaces...) |
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"You're going to go into the changing room at Tesco and try something on. I'll follow you and rough you up good. Then you'll walk through dripping my cum so everyone will know what a dirty slut you are.
I cannot imagine why I blocked him.
My immediate thought on that is Tesco??? You’ve had some belters you must have a great sense of humour thick skin or andrink problem lol
First two, fortunately! I try not to think too hard about the fact that these people are allegedly fully functioning adults.
My FWB suggests that I should ask to speak to the person who ties their shoelaces for them.
. OH I love that "who ties your shoelaces" comment.
I'm going to use that next time I ring the electric board or similar(Please put me on to the person who ties your shoelaces...) "
I usually ask energy supplier help lines if they know what charlatan means |
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