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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Don't answer the door unless your expecting someone (my dads advice,works well)

Adapt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t make love on a stretcher, you might get carried away....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listening is an attractive feature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont mention the B word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never go back ..

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Dont mention the B word

But use the C word freely

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Marry someone who doesn't like your choice in cereal............. then they won't eat all yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't piss into the wind.

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By *INSICouple over a year ago

Gosport

Never eat yellow snow...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who live in glass houses should not throw orgies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't make eye contact whilst eating a banana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your dick goes hard your brain goes soft.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frozen water balloon fights are not a good idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just be real don't put on an act

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frozen water balloon fights are not a good idea"

But hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't trust dogs to watch your food

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By *ike rotchticklesMan over a year ago

oldham

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frozen water balloon fights are not a good idea

But hilarious

Indeed, I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's ok to break.

It's the first step in putting ourselves back together again to rediscover the who we were and want to be again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Frozen water balloon fights are not a good idea

But hilarious

Indeed, I might not be a great example, but I´m one hell of a good warning"

Could definitely freeze snowballs and chuck them at people in the summer? Proper mess with heads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never hire a colour blind Bomb Technician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's ok to break.

It's the first step in putting ourselves back together again to rediscover the who we were and want to be again.

I like this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true.... Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you´re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

look as if you know what your doing !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your vote counts...........for nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true.... Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you´re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for"

Unless of course you also wished to be dead, in which case your wish would still come true!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 23/03/19 21:04:22]

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By *am62Woman over a year ago

Bristol

There is nothing in this world worth worrying about.... The more you cry the less you piddle.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

'Education is an admirable thing; but it is well to remember, from time to time, that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the wize words of Ren and Stimpy: "Don't whizz on the electric fence.... "

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Cry in the rain....no one will notice

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By *m3232Man over a year ago

maidenhead

You don’t get a second chance to make the first impression

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If your surname is Worthington, don't put your daughter on the stage !

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

They're all crackers except me and thee... and I'm not too sure about thee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't tie your shoe laces in a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's better to have loved a short woman...

than never to have loved a tall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t make love on a stretcher, you might get carried away...."

Or it could be the one last kinky thing before the gates of heaven haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade's gonna suck!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop, Drop, and Roll" is not JUST an effective fire safety technique, but also a very memorable way of getting out of a boring conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The power of keeping it zipped....

....people hate silence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The longest journey starts with a single step..

Chinese proverb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot” ...you're wasting everybody’s time.

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By *hrobbermanMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Never confuse where-you-would-like-to-be with where-you-actually-are.

Recognising the difference between them and remembering that really helps cut down on heartache and misery in Life.

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By *inchpandaMan over a year ago

Hong Kong

I only drink two occasions a year

1st when it's my birthday

2nd when it's not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think once, think twice

Think don't drive your car on the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be nice to who you meet on the way up, you may meet them on the way down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never tread on a baboons tail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Common sense is not a flower that grows in everyone's garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing is ever permanent, things change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every fungi is edible. Some are edible once... Credit to Terry Pratchett.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

It's not the men in your life that matter, it's the life in your men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t try and open a can of sweet corn with your penis

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Education is not the learning of facts, it is training the mind to think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you are brave enough to say goodbye life will reward you with a new hello.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont always follow your heart its not right all the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The power of keeping it zipped....

....people hate silence. "

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Never try Asda value range Salad Cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't answer the door unless your expecting someone (my dads advice,works well)

Adapt."

Nothing is ever deleted online

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

When you go out socially with friends, pretend it's the 80"s and talk to each other rather than spending the evening staring at your phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why tell the truth when a good lie will do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

don't try 'keep up with the Joneses, bring them down to your level.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Know the a tomato is a fruit but never put it in a fruit salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A stranger is a friend you haven't yet met

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