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Squaddies in my town and I didn't know about it!!!!!!

By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just heard off me mam that me sister and her other half were walking the dog on the beach this Sunday and found a WWII bomb! Called the cops (tho' our kid fancied keeping it as a doorstop) and they got in touch with Bomb Squad at Catterick who came and performed a controlled detonation of said bomb

which sis and OH were invited to watch - I don't bloody believe that she didn't tell me that there were squaddies lurking round our fecking town - could have performed my own controlled explosion with a few of them - families - can't live with them, can't fecking kill the buggers

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

May be worth takin ya bucket and spade on the beach lol

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By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"May be worth takin ya bucket and spade on the beach lol"

Damn good idea hun, if you hear a big bang, I hope it's the squaddies, not the fecking bomb pmsl

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By *usup4funsouthMan over a year ago

tidworth

What's wrong with squaddies?

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What's wrong with squaddies?"
nobody said there was anything wrong with em

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By *etillanteWoman over a year ago

"May be worth takin ya bucket and spade on the beach lol

Damn good idea hun, if you hear a big bang, I hope it's the squaddies, not the fecking bomb pmsl

Or try a metal detector

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's wrong with squaddies?"

Back in your box she's excited not complaining.

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By *usup4funsouthMan over a year ago

tidworth

Owwww ok fair 1 lol shud come got 700 in my camp lol. Wasn't getting out of no box lol I was curious lol. Bit rude. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mabey we need to start a new thread of adopt a squaddie in your local town

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By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What's wrong with squaddies?

Back in your box she's excited not complaining. "

Well def complaining that I didn't get chance to feck the arse off the lot of them thanks to my frigging sister

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By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Owwww ok fair 1 lol shud come got 700 in my camp lol. Wasn't getting out of no box lol I was curious lol. Bit rude. Sorry "

Have all 700 washed and sent to my tent up in the frozen North......

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By *usup4funsouthMan over a year ago

tidworth

Wished everyone thought like that lol not had any interest since been on here. Womdering what I'm doing wrong :s.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sweetie, I adore squaddies, but unfortunately you are darn sarf so absolutely no chance of meeting up less you can manage to get ur arse up to the frozen north xxx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Owwww ok fair 1 lol shud come got 700 in my camp lol. Wasn't getting out of no box lol I was curious lol. Bit rude. Sorry

Have all 700 washed and sent to my tent up in the frozen North......

porn mag story i read in my mid teens...girl smuggled into camp whilst on maneuvers, told she has to do entire camp by end of the weekend...god i wanked myself silly over that one

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Wished everyone thought like that lol not had any interest since been on here. Womdering what I'm doing wrong :s. "

you have been on 2 weeks...this isnt insta shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

smuggled a few in to camp in my time but dont think they would manage everyone in a weekend lol.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"smuggled a few in to camp in my time but dont think they would manage everyone in a weekend lol.

try me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

next time you are over here give me a shout and i will start to get them lined up for you

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By *londeCaz OP Woman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"smuggled a few in to camp in my time but dont think they would manage everyone in a weekend lol.

try me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm love a squaddie lol just something about a man in a army uniform makes me go weak at the knees lol

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By *usup4funsouthMan over a year ago

tidworth

Been on here 2 months deleted last 1 becoz no interest thought give it another go.

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By *URHAMBOY2012Man over a year ago

Hexham

"What's wrong with squaddies?

Back in your box she's excited not complaining.

Well def complaining that I didn't get chance to feck the arse off the lot of them thanks to my frigging sister

I think the bomb disposal guys who arent simply squaddies would actually scramble off the beach if they saw you approaching them...maybe they'd leave you dear to walk on the bomb instead.

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By *kywatcherMan over a year ago

Southwick

"Wished everyone thought like that lol not had any interest since been on here. Womdering what I'm doing wrong :s.

you have been on 2 weeks...this isnt insta shag

Haven't heard that one for s while....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to love living a few miles away from a camp!!! Mind you snowdrops do it better than pongos

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I imagine the soldiers would be able to 'stand to attention' for a long time and be able to queue up nicely and take turns....

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By *adchickCouple over a year ago

Cyprus

I've got about 800 squaddies I'll happily give away to the most loyal fadsters.

Form an orderly queue ladies.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got about 800 squaddies I'll happily give away to the most loyal fadsters.

Form an orderly queue ladies.....

I have a "no squaddies" rule after some disastrous meets. However if you have any matelots or bootys you can chuck them my way xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminded me of a programme I used to love as a kid.

C'mon, who else is old enough to remember 'Danger UXB' ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reminded me of a programme I used to love as a kid.

C'mon, who else is old enough to remember 'Danger UXB' ?

I remember it, great programme, who wouldn't want to fiddle with something in a dark hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got about 800 squaddies I'll happily give away to the most loyal fadsters.

Form an orderly queue ladies.....

* waves *

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By *uncouple31Couple over a year ago

Walsall

"What's wrong with squaddies?

Back in your box she's excited not complaining.

Well def complaining that I didn't get chance to feck the arse off the lot of them thanks to my frigging sister

Caz why don't you bury a old propane cylinder and call them yourself. By the time they find out what it is you will be over run with uniform

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