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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My friendslist is lacking. People keep bloody leaving! (It's not my fault I promise!).
Anyone else looking out for new friends around here? People to chat to?
Say you're in and if someone takes your fancy pop them a message  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Are we talking actual friends or just friends that perve your pictures and never chat?
Well I think that depends how well you pick your friends! "
*gets out friendship criteria checklist and application form* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No new invites  ..
*sits back and waits to strike the accept button* 
Be proactive! Message people! "
I need to make an effort and there was me thinking the requests would be flooding in  ...
Fingers at the ready, target being identified lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always happy to make new friends, not in a Dr Frankenstein way like
Not in the lab ?"
I'll get back there, just the inspectors closed us down for health violations! Apparently even castles reversing the finality of death are subject to bureaucracy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please! "
You need new friends?.........devastated  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please! "
Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
Why are you being nice to me? What are you after? "
Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated "
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated "
You'll always be my second best man/lady if ever I get married that is....
Can never have enough friends! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"
Now that's a friend xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"
Friend theft!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?
Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too "
No need for clowns in a morgue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
You'll always be my second best man/lady if ever I get married that is....
Can never have enough friends! "
Hey I'm good now! I have my head nestled in a soft comfy place thanks to this and woooohoooo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Friend theft!!!! "
If you're not fast you're lonely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Friend theft!!!!
If you're not fast you're lonely "
You calling me slow?
..... I'm extra lonely today.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate..... "
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x"
Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites or did he just get lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?
Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too
No need for clowns in a morgue "
No need for clowns anywhere after watching It, pennywise is creepy as shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Friend theft!!!!
If you're not fast you're lonely
You calling me slow?
..... I'm extra lonely today.... "
No need to be lonely in this thread my friend! All are loved and welcome, just I was fortuitous to be able to land my head in the best spot xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you could easily rest three heads on your encouraging
Breasts rubidoux x
Surely one would just fall down the middle? "
I usually drift off to the left |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites or did he just get lucky "
He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too "
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
Why are you being nice to me? What are you after?
Apparently new friends lol all the effort you went to on the morgue, clown plans too
No need for clowns in a morgue
No need for clowns anywhere after watching It, pennywise is creepy as shit "
But he is played by Bill Skaarsgard so it makes him less scary to me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My friends list is enormous- most of them from unsolicited requests, lol. If I like the look of them, I add them.
But I would like real friends...  "
I wait til they're offline, accept them, perv the pics then delete them again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... "
oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites or did he just get lucky
He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face! "
What about numerous sad faces? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but the make to female ratio is too high on this thread and all men ever want to talk about is cars and football.
Stick."
There's two boobs for every woman... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites or did he just get lucky
He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face! "
Aint no face sadder than mine on here ... look look lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again? "
See^ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry but the make to female ratio is too high on this thread and all men ever want to talk about is cars and football.
Stick.
There's two boobs for every woman... "
Some of the guys aint doing too bad on that score |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again? "
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"H does make an above average friend though, so be good to her, she's alright!
Yeah I'm in, find me some new friends, funny fuckers too please!
You need new friends?.........devastated
He's fickle like that. Come rest your head on my bosom and I'll stroke you and comfort you x
Will you be extending that offer to any other forumites or did he just get lucky
He was sad! I'm a sucker for a sad face!
What about numerous sad faces? lol "
FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x "
I'm keeping the anal goldfish deposit.....! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x "
Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could do with a few new ones as with OP a have left. I still keep in touch with them as they don't stop being friends after they leave, but need a few here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again? "
Roast beef for me!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x
Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?! "
Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Roast beef for me!!!!"
Woman after my own heart!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x
Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?!
Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x "
What the duck?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna have to start that post back up of who wants to be my friend, they're currently dropping off at an alarming rate.....
Awwwww bud I'll always still be your friend! I'm just your friend nestling in a beautiful bosom now too
Yeah, mind out for what else you might pull out of that bosom. Goldfish, sandwich crusts, a copy of the FT and pickled onion monster munch the last time I was brave enough.... oh my god! I'm actually eating pickled onion monster munch now! Are you spying on me again?
Quick Xp cut the feed!! Shes onto us!! Lol we will have to return the money from the 'Hit Ladies Eating Monster Munch' niche fetish website we started x
Hit Lady? How did you find out about my job?!
Stupid auto correct!! It was supposed to be hat.......hit......hut......het.....hot! Lol got there in the end (Title of my sex tape) x
What the duck?!"
Exactly!! I have no idea what's going on either! |
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I’ve tried to message a potential new friend but I’m outside her age range. That means using my astonishing mental powers to communicate on a psychic level and get her to message me first.
Close eyes, concentrate.... concentrate.... FAF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test "
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must look like a reprobate lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol "
Not in the interview |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview "
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My brains is confuzzled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friends list is enormous- most of them from unsolicited requests, lol. If I like the look of them, I add them.
But I would like real friends... "
You keep popping up on people near you I often think we should be friends
Doughnut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm rubbish at keeping in contact with people but there are some I'd like to invite to my friends list from my hot list.
Or just give me a wink so I know an invitation wouldn't offend |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty "
Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty
Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus "
H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty
Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus
H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything? "
If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty
Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus
H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything?
If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too "
Did she do that thing where she crushes the monster munch up in a rubber glove and then wanks you with it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your application should be accompanied by a cover letter
And the essay lol no essay but there will be a competency test
I got an essay but no competency test.....strange although I did require a full DBS certificate. I must like to masterbate lol
Not in the interview
Not at all! Erm did I add the masturbate comment? My balls are confuzzled and empty
Lmao! Well they are empty in that statement so it's a bit of a plus
H made you wank under exam conditions????? No porn or anything?
If she's invigilating no porn needed! Especially if theres Monster Munch involved too
Did she do that thing where she crushes the monster munch up in a rubber glove and then wanks you with it? "
Did I miss out on that!!!!!??? Fuck sticks! ooooooo scratchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too late to find any friends on here lol x
No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks
Why, what’s up with them "
It's just the Monster Munch you have to avoid. Never eat the monster munch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too late to find any friends on here lol x
No, but my advice, quietly and politely decline the snacks
Why, what’s up with them
It's just the Monster Munch you have to avoid. Never eat the monster munch "
Just pick out the pubes they're fine...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me.
I tried to befriend you, but you've blocked all men you miserable twat!  "
Keeping away the riffraff like you  Request sent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friendslist is lacking. People keep bloody leaving! (It's not my fault I promise!).
Anyone else looking out for new friends around here? People to chat to?
Say you're in and if someone takes your fancy pop them a message "
Oh who has left now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m happy to befriend those who would like to befriend me.
I tried to befriend you, but you've blocked all men you miserable twat!
Keeping away the riffraff like you Request sent"
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