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Things that happen in films, that never happen in real life ?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A woman in a film who's just had sex, must always get up and head to the shower with the the bedsheet wrapped around her body and for some reason will take the whole thing with her to the bathroom. Leaving the bloke lying there like an idiot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman in a film who's just had sex, must always get up and head to the shower with the the bedsheet wrapped around her body and for some reason will take the whole thing with her to the bathroom. Leaving the bloke lying there like an idiot. "
I do that in real life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A woman in a film who's just had sex, must always get up and head to the shower with the the bedsheet wrapped around her body and for some reason will take the whole thing with her to the bathroom. Leaving the bloke lying there like an idiot. "
Sadly, I think there is probably some truth in this as so many women have a poor body image and don't like being seen naked even by their lovers. Not something I would ever dream of doing though. As for unrealistic things in films - happy endings (in the original sense of the phrase). Some ambiguity is always more interesting and realistic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know there's a serial killer/Alien/zombie/monster on the loose, you hear a noise and go straight down to the pitch black basement on your own, with just a torch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fights that last for ages, esp in spy ie James Bond films or Jason Statham films. A real fight lasts seconds generally. And they keep getting up !"
Tell that to Ali or Foreman |
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Every bomb has a timer with huge red digital display counting down to when it goes off and it's always stopped at 0:01 by the good guy.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
The sex is never rubbish or ruined by the guy prematurely ejaculating |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every bomb has a timer with huge red digital display counting down to when it goes off and it's always stopped at 0:01 by the good guy.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
The sex is never rubbish or ruined by the guy prematurely ejaculating"
That last one reminded me a bit of the film about time when the sex was shit so he kept going back in time until he got it right |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
People in films rarely need the toilet it seems.
Using 24 as a guideline - it's possible to get from Trafalgar Square to Docklands by car in less than 5 minutes and then be at Wembley 30 minutes later |
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You're hard as fuck! Just wiped out hoards of yakuza, mossad, sas, navy seals, aliens from every dimension, beaten black and blue without uttering a moan but flinch and groan when a hot totty dabs your bruise with a drop of tcp! |
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"Fights that last for ages, esp in spy ie James Bond films or Jason Statham films. A real fight lasts seconds generally. And they keep getting up !
Tell that to Ali or Foreman"
That's totally different from a bare knuckle street fight between supposed normal people in life in general  |
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"You're hard as fuck! Just wiped out hoards of yakuza, mossad, sas, navy seals, aliens from every dimension, beaten black and blue without uttering a moan but flinch and groan when a hot totty dabs your bruise with a drop of tcp!"
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Uber villains have to come up with an inventive way to kill the hero (that provides the hero with opportunity to escape from the predicament) rather than just put a bullet between the eyes at the first opportunity |
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Car chases where the hero is doing 140 mph desperately trying to shake off the bad guys through the town, city and open roads.
Then a few weeks later In the film they never open the post and say ffs I've got a speed camera ticket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ancient Chinese warriors levitating to the top of bamboo groves to fight a duel.
A surpressor on a revolver.
Cowboys losing their hats in a chase on horseback and wearing the same hats a few miles away in the next shot.
Smoke rising upward in outer space.
Sound in the vacuum of outer space.
Spacecraft maneuvering like fighter jets.
Extraterrestrials who can speak human languages.
Extraterrestrials who can mate with humans.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" The Fast and Furious bulshit.
Literally everything"
I was about to say that 
150 mile runway
Rock getting clogged in the face with a spanner the size of someone's leg and brushing it off like it was nothing
Cars flying out the planes with parachutes |
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"A woman in a film who's just had sex, must always get up and head to the shower with the the bedsheet wrapped around her body and for some reason will take the whole thing with her to the bathroom. Leaving the bloke lying there like an idiot. "
The guy always gets his dream girl if he’s ‘nice’ - same applies to the girl if she’s ‘nice’!
Sadly that’s not as common in real life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That the lonely geeky girl gets the school hotty or that she has to change herself completely to get him.
A mum takes the time to make loads of food in the mornings for breakfast (with full make up) only for the family not to eat it.
Danish x |
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" The Fast and Furious bulshit.
Literally everything
I was about to say that
150 mile runway
Rock getting clogged in the face with a spanner the size of someone's leg and brushing it off like it was nothing
Cars flying out the planes with parachutes"
I know drivers me crazy ...
There was one where dragging a safe it defied the Law of Physical by actually speed up when the tower was released..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not killing your absolutely worst enemy immediately while you have the upper hand (mostly gun pointing at face) talk,talk,talk, and more talk he gets free to kill you or his friends come to the rescue and kill you. |
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Jobs in which they can stand around just talking without getting moaned at.
Cute friends who drop everything, when you're having a bad day.
Walking into a cafe or bar and your friends are already in there and it wasn't planned. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In historic movies, they always agree to set out at daybreak, but no one confirms what time daybreak is, but still everyone’s manages to be ready on time and no one ever over sleeps! |
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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago
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"Uber villains have to come up with an inventive way to kill the hero (that provides the hero with opportunity to escape from the predicament) rather than just put a bullet between the eyes at the first opportunity "
....and sit there for a good few minutes explaining this in detail to the hero..
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