An accidental fart is one thing but lifting one’s leg in public and deliberately heaving one out is quite another.
Mind you, I was at a train station recently and really needed to expel some air so to speak.
Well, being the courteous and socially considerate fellow that I am, I of course looked around to make sure the coast was clear before releasing the caged gaseous beast.
......Bugger me though! - I turned around afterwards and a lady had appeared only ten feet away from me  |
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