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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! "
Well you are posting on fab so I guess its quid pro quo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How long exactly were you trying to find her clit?"
I’m still here with a GPS and telescope. She’s just ruffled my hair with her free hand and given me words of encouragement. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
Well you are posting on fab so I guess its quid pro quo."
Is that a band ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long exactly were you trying to find her clit?
I’m still here with a GPS and telescope. She’s just ruffled my hair with her free hand and given me words of encouragement. "
Crack on then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long exactly were you trying to find her clit?
I’m still here with a GPS and telescope. She’s just ruffled my hair with her free hand and given me words of encouragement.
Crack on then!"
Good luck with your search |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How long exactly were you trying to find her clit?"
I think with the internet now there's no excuse for being clit lost. Unless she had a serious growler obstructing the view and disorientating your tongue and fingers like a rainforest or some nasty shit.....
If she had to use her phone during sex then at least ask her to order pizza and maybe a hooker to join you? |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! "
I hope you just went down on her and didn't put your dick in her, fucking a woman who shops at Asda isn't something you want to be tarred with. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
I hope you just went down on her and didn't put your dick in her, fucking a woman who shops at Asda isn't something you want to be tarred with."
Could be worse... Could be Aldi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
I hope you just went down on her and didn't put your dick in her, fucking a woman who shops at Asda isn't something you want to be tarred with.
Could be worse... Could be Aldi"
What about Morrisons? *asking for a friend* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
I hope you just went down on her and didn't put your dick in her, fucking a woman who shops at Asda isn't something you want to be tarred with."
She had Laura Ashley curtains, so I thought she’d be a Waitrose woman. But my penis isn’t fussy where they shop. |
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That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases  |
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"That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases "
Jealousy is such an ugly trait! |
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"That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases
Jealousy is such an ugly trait!"
You’re rather feisty lately. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! "
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it. |
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"That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases
Jealousy is such an ugly trait!"
I can barely manage to stand on my feet whilst receiving oral stimulation let alone simultaneously read the FTSE 100 Index, smoke a pipe, and watch a natural history documentary on BBC 2  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it. "
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it. "
*crying with laughter emoji * |
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"That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases
Jealousy is such an ugly trait!
I can barely manage to stand on my feet whilst receiving oral stimulation let alone simultaneously read the FTSE 100 Index, smoke a pipe, and watch a natural history documentary on BBC 2 "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread. "
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you. "
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?! |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?! "
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
Well you are posting on fab so I guess its quid pro quo.
Is that a band ? "
If so and they were any good, reckon one of us would be on to them by now |
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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago
Land of the giants... ;-) |
"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! "
A bit to the left mate... |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach. "
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
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They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him? "
Except one is joking and we go along with the joke. The other wants us to believe him.
Not the same because on this thread we can take the piss without people becoming offended on behalf of the OP. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him? "
Where did he say he was copying him? |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him? "
Do you need a cup of tea? |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him? "
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
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Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr. |
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"That’s female multitasking in action; They’re like bloody octopuses; Receiving oral sex whilst simultaneously snapchatting, smoking a ciggy, painting their fingernails and changing the pillow cases
Jealousy is such an ugly trait!
You’re rather feisty lately. "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr. "
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least."
Limp? Have you seen his pics? |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics? "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here. "
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here. "
I'm only jealous as I want to fuck a lass who has Laura Ashley curtains. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
I'm only jealous as I want to fuck a lass who has Laura Ashley curtains."
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
I'm only jealous as I want to fuck a lass who has Laura Ashley curtains."
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect. "
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
I'm only jealous as I want to fuck a lass who has Laura Ashley curtains.
Finally someone with a sense of humour! "
Some get it Tame and some don’t. Fact of life. Don’t lose sleep sweetie. Tomorrow is another day. Mwah. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect.
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take. "
I think some do that's why they take a swipe at others doing the same. There is nothing wrong with putting up a b/s thread but to snipe at someone else for doing it? That's a sad shitty thing to do but then that's the nature of some people. I reserve the right to point it out though as it makes the offender squirm a little and may make them think twice from snide comments. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect.
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take.
I think some do that's why they take a swipe at others doing the same. There is nothing wrong with putting up a b/s thread but to snipe at someone else for doing it? That's a sad shitty thing to do but then that's the nature of some people. I reserve the right to point it out though as it makes the offender squirm a little and may make them think twice from snide comments. "
You do know that it wasn’t a serious snipe don’t you? It was him being humorous. If you knew him and his posts I guess you’d know that. Jeez. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect.
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take.
I think some do that's why they take a swipe at others doing the same. There is nothing wrong with putting up a b/s thread but to snipe at someone else for doing it? That's a sad shitty thing to do but then that's the nature of some people. I reserve the right to point it out though as it makes the offender squirm a little and may make them think twice from snide comments.
You do know that it wasn’t a serious snipe don’t you? It was him being humorous. If you knew him and his posts I guess you’d know that. Jeez. "
It was what it was you only have to look at the reaction to the first person pulling him up on it. We will differ on opinion on this you will defend your friend I on the other hand have no affiliation ot either party and see things without rose tinted glasses. |
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
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Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect.
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take.
I think some do that's why they take a swipe at others doing the same. There is nothing wrong with putting up a b/s thread but to snipe at someone else for doing it? That's a sad shitty thing to do but then that's the nature of some people. I reserve the right to point it out though as it makes the offender squirm a little and may make them think twice from snide comments.
You do know that it wasn’t a serious snipe don’t you? It was him being humorous. If you knew him and his posts I guess you’d know that. Jeez.
It was what it was you only have to look at the reaction to the first person pulling him up on it. We will differ on opinion on this you will defend your friend I on the other hand have no affiliation ot either party and see things without rose tinted glasses. "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
Hardly I think you have one beta male sniping at another forum member on another thread then throwing his toys out of the pram when its quoted back at him. So sad to see but then some people are highly insecure so what do you expect.
I think some people fail to get humour on here. That’s my take.
I think some do that's why they take a swipe at others doing the same. There is nothing wrong with putting up a b/s thread but to snipe at someone else for doing it? That's a sad shitty thing to do but then that's the nature of some people. I reserve the right to point it out though as it makes the offender squirm a little and may make them think twice from snide comments.
You do know that it wasn’t a serious snipe don’t you? It was him being humorous. If you knew him and his posts I guess you’d know that. Jeez.
It was what it was you only have to look at the reaction to the first person pulling him up on it. We will differ on opinion on this you will defend your friend I on the other hand have no affiliation ot either party and see things without rose tinted glasses.
Rightio then..."
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke. "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke.
Snide comments are snide comments they are all there to see and totally uncalled for you only have to see the other thread and the context. "
Yes, calling him Limp Umbrella is totally obvious.
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke.
Snide comments are snide comments they are all there to see and totally uncalled for you only have to see the other thread and the context. "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke.
Snide comments are snide comments they are all there to see and totally uncalled for you only have to see the other thread and the context.
Yes, calling him Limp Umbrella is totally obvious.
Tame was saying What a lot of people were thinking. Some agreed with him."
Snide comments are still snide comments and the act of a child. I think you have made the odd one on here too which isn't the act of an adult but you go ahead it dosn't bother me. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke.
Snide comments are snide comments they are all there to see and totally uncalled for you only have to see the other thread and the context.
Yes, calling him Limp Umbrella is totally obvious.
Tame was saying What a lot of people were thinking. Some agreed with him.
Snide comments are still snide comments and the act of a child. I think you have made the odd one on here too which isn't the act of an adult but you go ahead it dosn't bother me. "
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over a year ago
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Childish like calling Tame Limp Umbrella? No one is copying anyone anyway...nerr.
I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
Firstly, Tame isn't putting him down for copying him; I don't know where you got that idea.
Secondly, it's obvious who you are talking about. If you wanted it to be anonymous you could have said some bloke.
Snide comments are snide comments they are all there to see and totally uncalled for you only have to see the other thread and the context.
Yes, calling him Limp Umbrella is totally obvious.
Tame was saying What a lot of people were thinking. Some agreed with him.
Snide comments are still snide comments and the act of a child. I think you have made the odd one on here too which isn't the act of an adult but you go ahead it dosn't bother me.
It wasn't snide, stop copying what she said. He said it plain and clear. "
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
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You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action. |
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action."
I tend to air on caution as the forums are different these days. I take its that its not against the rules to point out if you see someone sniping at another as long its its done in a civil way. |
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action.
I tend to air on caution as the forums are different these days. I take its that its not against the rules to point out if you see someone sniping at another as long its its done in a civil way. "
That wasn’t a snipe, it was a joke comment. Most people who come on the forums frequently will know that. |
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"I feel like i missed some drama while i wqs asleep today "
You missed nothing its just white maidens on shire horses defending a boys honour after after he sniped at someone else for doing essentially what he does. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action.
I tend to air on caution as the forums are different these days. I take its that its not against the rules to point out if you see someone sniping at another as long its its done in a civil way.
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That is fine, calling people names while doing it is an issue though and certainly isn't civil and could probably be called snide when you purposely don't name the person while calling them names. |
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action.
I tend to air on caution as the forums are different these days. I take its that its not against the rules to point out if you see someone sniping at another as long its its done in a civil way.
That wasn’t a snipe, it was a joke comment. Most people who come on the forums frequently will know that. "
Im on a fair bit and it was a snipe |
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I am not naming any particular person on the forum (rules apply) if you equate one to the other then so be it. I note you didn't answer my question though that speaks volumes. You don't have to answer it your silence on the matter speaks volumes.
You don't have to name anyone for it to be against forum rules. If you want to read the rules they are here
https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules
Don't be personal
Personal attacks against other site users aren't allowed, even if you don't name them. If you've got a problem with someone on the site, block them. If you've got a problem with what someone writes on the forum just skip over their messages or report to admin if you think they need to take action.
I tend to air on caution as the forums are different these days. I take its that its not against the rules to point out if you see someone sniping at another as long its its done in a civil way.
That wasn’t a snipe, it was a joke comment. Most people who come on the forums frequently will know that.
Im on a fair bit and it was a snipe "
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That wasn’t a snipe, it was a joke comment. Most people who come on the forums frequently will know that.
Was the OP in on the joke and happy to laugh with it?"
No he wasn't and he has been victim of unpleasant posts in the past on other threads. |
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That wasn’t a snipe, it was a joke comment. Most people who come on the forums frequently will know that.
Was the OP in on the joke and happy to laugh with it?"
Looking at the tread it prompted others to belittle him as the trend on here and he didn't post after that.
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
How does it go....... Oh yes "Save it for Stories and fantasies buddy, this is the lounge." I think thats it.
There’s one slight difference, but if I had to explain it to you, it would kind of ruin the thread.
Zero difference but then I would have to stoop really low to explain that to you.
Haha, you’re embarrassing yourself. Can you honestly not see this is a joke thread, you can’t be that devoid of humour ?!
Actually she is right you think its ok to put down the other fella but balk when its done to you thats pretty classless fella you need to practice what you preach.
It's an obvious joke, whereas the other fella tells tall tales.
They are the same plain and simple by 2 people aiming to gain attention in the same way. Now there is nothing wrong with them doing that but for one to be a condescending ignoramus to the other for copying him is at best pathetic and rather sad. Are you saying limp umbrella is in the right putting the other chap down for copying him?
Where did he say he was copying him?
Get with the program I said he was copying him as in putting tall stories up in the lounge!
People put them up all the time some like limp Umbrella a regular of the far fetched tail so another guy puts up a fart thread so what. To be condescending and say it should be in stories rather than the lounge is incredibly childish to say the least.
Limp? Have you seen his pics?
I think there’s a bit of jealously on here.
I'm only jealous as I want to fuck a lass who has Laura Ashley curtains."
I've got Laura Ashley curtains but you're not getting that thing *points, anywhere near me young man.
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over a year ago
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Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated. "
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To be honest I'm not bothered about the snide comments on the post, they can choose to believe what they want I don't care ... If you don't believe it fair enough you don't believe .... There's been loads of stories in the lounge so ..... Who honestly cares?... It got people having fun and talking. |
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander! "
so yer crap at oral sex,,ok |
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"To be honest I'm not bothered about the snide comments on the post, they can choose to believe what they want I don't care ... If you don't believe it fair enough you don't believe .... There's been loads of stories in the lounge so ..... Who honestly cares?... It got people having fun and talking. "
Good to see you can rise above it. |
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"To be honest I'm not bothered about the snide comments on the post, they can choose to believe what they want I don't care ... If you don't believe it fair enough you don't believe .... There's been loads of stories in the lounge so ..... Who honestly cares?... It got people having fun and talking. "
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over a year ago
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I was fucking my gf at the time. It was going on for an eternity. Luckily for me the tv remote control was within reach. I stealthily used my foot to change the channel. Unfortunately it was a wildlife documentary and probably delayed me from shooting my load even further. |
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated.
Speaking of which; did you go limp and lose interest?"
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
so yer crap at oral sex,,ok "
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"So I was down on this woman and I looked up and she was on the phone to Asda, ordering her next day delivery, trying to reserve her slot. Now, I don’t mind, we all have busy lives, but I’m trying my best to find her clit and I felt slightly insulted, or am I over reacting, has this happened to anyone else or just me ?
Ffs, she’s on E bay now, bidding on an orbital sander!
so yer crap at oral sex,,ok "
Let me suck your cock and I’ll show you. |
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated.
Speaking of which; did you go limp and lose interest?
Yeah, totally. "
are you sure your straight |
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated.
Speaking of which; did you go limp and lose interest?
Yeah, totally.
are you sure your straight "
Let him suck your cock and you'll find out |
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated.
Speaking of which; did you go limp and lose interest?
Yeah, totally.
are you sure your straight "
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"Good bump
This
Did you find it though?...
We’ve got a search party here and we still can’t find it, one bloke is on google maps for some reason. "
The fool! He'll only end up in the Philippines on Mount Clitoris using that (not that I typed that in to the app. Ever.) |
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"Good bump
This
Did you find it though?...
We’ve got a search party here and we still can’t find it, one bloke is on google maps for some reason.
The fool! He'll only end up in the Philippines on Mount Clitoris using that (not that I typed that in to the app. Ever.)"
No mean neither. I’ve never ever typed *checks notes* Mount Clitoris ever either. Not once. |
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"Good bump
This
Did you find it though?...
We’ve got a search party here and we still can’t find it, one bloke is on google maps for some reason.
The fool! He'll only end up in the Philippines on Mount Clitoris using that (not that I typed that in to the app. Ever.)
No mean neither. I’ve never ever typed *checks notes* Mount Clitoris ever either. Not once. "
This |
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"Such a good thread to read put a right smile on my face
It's a shame Tame won't put a smile on your face with his oral skills "
No, but my finger blasting abilities are world class. |
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"Had a friend many years ago tell me he was giving a woman a good seeing to balls deep hell for leather and had been for sometime when she turned to him and said there is 37 cracks in this ceiling told me he want instantly limp and climbed off and left house.
Yes it was a friend and not me. He told me in the pub one night and I nearly ended up spitting my beer over him laughing so much.
Thank you for actually answering the original question, much appreciated.
Speaking of which; did you go limp and lose interest?
Yeah, totally.
are you sure your straight
Let him suck your cock and you'll find out "
hmmm,,why you saying that? |
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