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If oral sex was a sport
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move..... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Is a race to the finish line, or scored routine? Are the compulsory moves?  "
Of course there should be compulsory moves! How would you judge technique without them? Then there should be a choreographed section, which could include props/equipment done to music.
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move....."
This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move.....
This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc "
And now it’s two fingers pressing on g-spot while the tongue is absolutely licking clitoris, orgasm is building a head of steam as legs shudder with the intensity of the race. Arms is flailing as if about to abandon the race while head is wobbling and eyes have gone to the back of head..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And there you have it. Tongue is sliding in between labia, while finger is approaching the rear. Finger slips inside while tongue speeds up its stroke. Clitoris is popping it’s head out in front, while tongue makes its move.....
This made me chortle. Cheers, Doc
And now it’s two fingers pressing on g-spot while the tongue is absolutely licking clitoris, orgasm is building a head of steam as legs shudder with the intensity of the race. Arms is flailing as if about to abandon the race while head is wobbling and eyes have gone to the back of head....."
omg hope theres extra time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"omg questions like this keep ya awake 
Could we actually crown the ‘BJ Queen’, and dispense with the army of self-proclaimed wannabes.........?  "
I’m happy to give up my commentating role and move to judging. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now
Really. I would have been knocked out on the prelims. That’s why I commentate or judge  "
Read my veris |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If oral sex was a sport-I would be an Olympic champion by now
Really. I would have been knocked out on the prelims. That’s why I commentate or judge
Read my veris "
Yep I just can’t compete with a champion like you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you have substitutes? If so how many what about injury time?"
You’re a lucky guy you’ve been brought on for the last twenty minutes. Can you score an injury time winner? |
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On a slightly different theme, I went to provide a sperm donation at the clinic for the first time last week. The nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. I replied that although I may be good, I wasn't up to competition standard yet.
I'll get my coat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a slightly different theme, I went to provide a sperm donation at the clinic for the first time last week. The nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup. I replied that although I may be good, I wasn't up to competition standard yet.
I'll get my coat."
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