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How good are you sexually would you say?
Do you have doubts regarding your overall performance or else do you believe that you are an imagined world champion in the art?
Simply give yourself a score out of ten (ten being supreme, sexual deity level)
Go on.....bragging is encouraged to so off you go folks  |
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Well .... if a bloke want's anal Im a zero to him.
If he want's hairy bush , I'm afraid mine is trim.
But if he likes great oral and being finished by hand.
Then i'm 10 outta 10 in this fuckwit filled land.
If he returns the oral and bangs me to fuck
Then he's 10 outta 10 and we're both full of luck.
N if he's younger than me and likes a slow hand
He'll be in seventh heaven n thinkin' life's grand
If he's my age or a little bit older.....
He can fuck right off. I'm not into codgers
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"Well .... if a bloke want's anal Im a zero to him.
If he want's hairy bush , I'm afraid mine is trim.
But if he likes great oral and being finished by hand.
Then i'm 10 outta 10 in this fuckwit filled land.
If he returns the oral and bangs me to fuck
Then he's 10 outta 10 and we're both full of luck.
N if he's younger than me and likes a slow hand
He'll be in seventh heaven n thinkin' life's grand
If he's my age or a little bit older.....
He can fuck right off. I'm not into codgers
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Hahaha. I bloody love you! |
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Giving oral to men and ladies 10 every else depends on how confident I feel at the times ! D’s skills are a definite 10 though I’m sure he wouldn’t blow his own trumpet |
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"Sexual jedi so 10000000 
"These are not the orgasms you're looking for".. 
I think the quote he may prefer is 'Look at the _ize of that thing'"
But that quote isn't always used in a way that you would like it to be. |
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"10.... if someone else rated me, probably lower "
I was going to say exactly the same thing.
I always think you might as well rate Yourself high and then just end up being a disappointment. |
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I’m off the scale ,,,, well if we’re counting negative numbers ...... if I believed all I read on here I’d join a Tibetan monastery and live a life of celibacy , never to tear my ugly mug again !!! |
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"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning
I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then. "
Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels steady on  |
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"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning
I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.
Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels steady on "
I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!  |
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"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning
I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.
Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels steady on
I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse! "
It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology)  |
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"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning
I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.
Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels steady on
I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!
It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology) "
Oh yes you had me at cake. |
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"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning
I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.
Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels steady on
I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!
It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology)
Oh yes you had me at cake. "
Did someone mention cake ? |
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It entirely depends on my partner. If I’m completely comfortable with them then I’m a solid 10/10.
If it’s a new partner and I’m still trying to suss them out I do hold back and can be a 7 or an 8.
I’m never going to rate myself badly though am I? |
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This is like marking your own exam paper! Think I would have to refer to the receiver of my affections for an honest opinion. As others have said so much depends on your partner and if you gel. Not everyone likes the same things |
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"Sexual jedi so 10000000
"These are not the orgasms you're looking for"..
I think the quote he may prefer is 'Look at the _ize of that thing'
But that quote isn't always used in a way that you would like it to be. "
actually i prefer do or do not there is no try |
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"Like my fave beautiful south song here
A big fat 4 "
Like mr walker used to say
It's good but it's not right
*trying to put on that distinctive Irish accent but failing |
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