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I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy
didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi
I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown
That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own
A profile for him and a profile for me,
Soon realised the forum was the best place to be
A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,
To make a connection with peeps on the net
My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,
Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick
I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts
A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best
But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,
A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind
A lady to join us for some mff fun,
A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum
I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,
With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks
I know this will be a great way to get hard,
I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!
Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy
A card or a gift for my really hot guy
So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow
I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow
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"Roses are flowers, And pebbles are stones, Here's a big shout out to those on their own. Think yourself lucky and try not to sob, Look on the bright side, You're not with a knob "You're not with a knob And that's a good job It's yourself that your pleasin When four fingers you sqeeze in You sit when you do it And hum your way through it Thrapp your clit this and that way Till it looks like a chewit. | |||
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"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth ‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose, And when I behold thou, My pork sword doth grow.’ " 
Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago! | |||
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"Roses are flowers, And pebbles are stones, Here's a big shout out to those on their own. Think yourself lucky and try not to sob, Look on the bright side, You're not with a knob
You're not with a knob
And that's a good job
It's yourself that your pleasin
When four fingers you sqeeze in
You sit when you do it
And hum your way through it
Thrapp your clit this and that way
Till it looks like a chewit."
I like your style Granny,
I really won't sob,
While my fingers are thrapping,
I don't need a knob,
But when it's all over,
And I'm alone when I do it,
My clit will resemble that fucking chewit.
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"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth ‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose, And when I behold thou, My pork sword doth grow.’ " Pork sword in the mornin' Without any warning' Doth keep a lass healthy and wealthy and gay. Pork sword in the after Bring great peals of laughter Anst makes a man jolly and smiley all day But pork sword up the chunder Tis not any wonder Makes her eyes go like this 
Even only half way !
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"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth ‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose, And when I behold thou, My pork sword doth grow.’
Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago!"He he; Just for you m’lady: . ‘Roses may be red, But my balls have turned blue, Might I therefore empty, Their contents in you?’  | |||
"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth ‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose, And when I behold thou, My pork sword doth grow.’ Pork sword in the mornin' Without any warning' Doth keep a lass healthy and wealthy and gay. Pork sword in the after Bring great peals of laughter Anst makes a man jolly and smiley all day But pork sword up the chunder Tis not any wonder Makes her eyes go like this
Even only half way !
" | |||
"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth ‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose, And when I behold thou, My pork sword doth grow.’
Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago!
He he; Just for you m’lady:
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‘Roses may be red,
But my balls have turned blue,
Might I therefore empty,
Their contents in you?’ "Ah how romantic thank you  | |||
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"Roses are red Sometimes they're pink I like your Willy When it's up my stink Sorry, I've had a few "Love it...thank you for making me smile Steve | |||
"My attempt at poetry/apology
I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy
didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi
I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown
That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own
A profile for him and a profile for me,
Soon realised the forum was the best place to be
A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,
To make a connection with peeps on the net
My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,
Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick
I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts
A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best
But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,
A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind
A lady to join us for some mff fun,
A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum
I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,
With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks
I know this will be a great way to get hard,
I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!
Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy
A card or a gift for my really hot guy
So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow
I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow
"Great effort everyone but this takes an A* my favourite  | |||
"Roses are red Sometimes they're pink I like your Willy When it's up my stink Sorry, I've had a few " | |||
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"She loves me, she loves my cock She loves the way it fills a sock I try my best to tease and please her She loves it when I feed her beaver I love her back, more than I can say No one else makes me feel this way But tomorrow she'll have gone away And I'll want someone new who'll play With my cock for another day, 3 cheers for Fab hip hip hooray! " | |||
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"My attempt at poetry/apology
I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy
didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi
I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown
That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own
A profile for him and a profile for me,
Soon realised the forum was the best place to be
A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,
To make a connection with peeps on the net
My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,
Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick
I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts
A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best
But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,
A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind
A lady to join us for some mff fun,
A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum
I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,
With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks
I know this will be a great way to get hard,
I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!
Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy
A card or a gift for my really hot guy
So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow
I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow
"Going on what you've wrote I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven...did he forget your card? | |||
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"I've had some disgusting ones from my fb but tooo rude to publish " Nothing is too rude - go on, try and shock us! | |||
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"A pass or a kiss, A snog or a fuck, you post on the forums but your out of luck * The white knights defend to the bitter end and cry wank to sleep with a weeping bellend * The people of shadow who'll fill in later whose one word replies sound just like a cheese grater * The Virtuous couples who want to be three will ignore the men till it's time to dp * The Unicorn Women who don't wear a ring every one hunts them they want a play thing. * The barebackers too "But It's Russian Roulette" On Fab mention creampie to bring on the Tourettes. * The players, the stayers, the boomerangs too We all visit fab when we're sat on the loo * we're all oddballs really who do our own thing One fact to be sure of we all love to swing! * " Yaaaaaay that's ace! | |||
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"A pass or a kiss, A snog or a fuck, you post on the forums but your out of luck * The white knights defend to the bitter end and cry wank to sleep with a weeping bellend * The people of shadow who'll fill in later whose one word replies sound just like a cheese grater * The Virtuous couples who want to be three will ignore the men till it's time to dp * The Unicorn Women who don't wear a ring every one hunts them they want a play thing. * The barebackers too "But It's Russian Roulette" On Fab mention creampie to bring on the Tourettes. * The players, the stayers, the boomerangs too We all visit fab when we're sat on the loo * we're all oddballs really who do our own thing One fact to be sure of we all love to swing! * " *Ghengis smiles broadly from cheek to weather-beaten cheek, nods his head in respect* | |||
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"It's valentines Poems are a bore Get on your knees You dirty whore" | |||
"My attempt at poetry/apology
I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy
didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi
I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown
That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own
A profile for him and a profile for me,
Soon realised the forum was the best place to be
A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,
To make a connection with peeps on the net
My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,
Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick
I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts
A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best
But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,
A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind
A lady to join us for some mff fun,
A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum
I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,
With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks
I know this will be a great way to get hard,
I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!
Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy
A card or a gift for my really hot guy
So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow
I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow
Going on what you've wrote I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven...did he forget your card?"*sigh* no, it was a lush card as well, guess I'm not going to win the 'Wife of the Year' award | |||
