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over a year ago
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I see you from behind your legs so long and slender, body and hair so sexy you make my cock firm
When you turn around I can’t help myself but Squirm.
Your nose is crooked, eyes crossed and teeth a sixty a day shade of tobacco brown.
I might be able to go through with it if I can manage to get a few more beers down!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my funny valentine
Your lips taste fruitier than fine wine
Your eyes so soulful with a wicked glint
Your smile so inviting with a salacious hint
Your cheeks so flushed like a delicate rose
Makes me realise I want to fuck your nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Valentine, Valentine
Will you be mine
I've fabbed all your pics
When's the best time
Been mailing for ages
Had the time if my life
You've just sent your face pic
Fuck! It's the wife |
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Roses are red
The leaves are green
I'll spend valentines alone
And enjoy flicking my bean
In fact fuck the roses
They are far too thorny
Perving on Fab
Makes me all horny.
I really don't care
That my rhyme is so shit
As I have cracking tits
And an awesome clit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh baby you’re the dog’s bollocks
Your voluptuous curves make me quiver
Your raven hair and flowing locks
Send tingles down my spine and make me shiver
Your pins so inviting in your black stockings and boots with laces
Need wrapping round neck while I devour your vagina
Your so fucking sexy my heart it races
Oh fuck what’s that pain, it’s acute angina
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"Valentine, Valentine
Will you be mine
I've fabbed all your pics
When's the best time
Been mailing for ages
Had the time if my life
You've just sent your face pic
Fuck! It's the wife"
Absolutely love this one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Chocolates are nicer
You best aim for my arse
That’s a bit tighter 
With the Chocolates?
Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts   "
You mean like in my avatar? 
Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse  |
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"Roses are red
Chocolates are nicer
You best aim for my arse
That’s a bit tighter
With the Chocolates?
Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts
You mean like in my avatar?
Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse "
I think that’s better than I could have imagined |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Chocolates are nicer
You best aim for my arse
That’s a bit tighter
With the Chocolates?
Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts
You mean like in my avatar?
Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse
I think that’s better than I could have imagined "
It’s a work of Arse |
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"Roses are red
Chocolates are nicer
You best aim for my arse
That’s a bit tighter
With the Chocolates?
Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts
You mean like in my avatar?
Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse
I think that’s better than I could have imagined
It’s a work of Arse"
Arseome indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Chocolates are nicer
You best aim for my arse
That’s a bit tighter
With the Chocolates?
Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts
You mean like in my avatar?
Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse
I think that’s better than I could have imagined
It’s a work of Arse
Arseome indeed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sent a few messages
Had a few back
Starting to think
She wants my sack
Arranging the time
Is next on the cards
Look at the distance,
It's only 528000 yards.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh baby you make my heart skip and jump
When I pull down your knickers and kiss your rump
Oh oh baby you make me wanna sing
You taste so fine when I lick your ring
Oh oh baby I’m cock-a-hoop
The way you squirm when Itongue your hoop
Oh oh baby you’re a work of art
What’s that smell, did you just fart? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My previous Valentine's
Was my stalker screaming, "your mine".
But with your glorious left hooks
And fabulously generous fucks
I'd be happy to say I'm yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MacDonald do burgers
KFC do chicken
If you share your bargain bucket
It won't be chicken I'm licking  "
Sounds a fair deal
Not gonna moan
Have it all if you like,
Even my bone
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy
didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi
I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown
That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own
A profile for him and a profile for me,
Soon realised the forum was the best place to be
A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,
To make a connection with peeps on the net
My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,
Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick
I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts
A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best
But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,
A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind
A lady to join us for some mff fun,
A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum
I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,
With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks
I know this will be a great way to get hard,
I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!
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N ow you know I love you babe you're the one
E asily my stars, my moon, my bright sun
C an I pick up your pieces and make you whole
R eally keeping you together is my only goal
O nce I wrap my loving arm's around you
P eoples opinions don't affect what we do
H ow i love your mushiness when we screw
I have one thing to give you it comes from the heart
L ove my sweet darling you knew this part
I Know the people who sneer have the right of course
A ll i can say , I love loving your corpse.
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"I wasn't expecting flowers
But then the knock at the door
Delivery guy said can you take these in
There's no reply at number 4!"
I know her at No4 She's a rightt friggin whore
So i crouched in the doorway an poo'd on her floor
Thinking you should have thought before this money you've spent
Apparantley Nothing say's love like a steamy bowel movement
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