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I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too... 
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Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’m full of cold too now. Staved it off all last week while working away- as soon as I get home - haaaaatchoooo, cough cough, splutter splutter, haaaaatchoooo
Repeat ad nauseum  |
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"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning. "
Is this really a thing?
Worth a try... |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow..."
My spider senses tell me you won't be short of chest rubbers |
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"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.
Is this really a thing?
Worth a try..."
its true |
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Invest in a bottle of Vicks first defence spray, next time you start with a cold, use it fast. I've used it 4 times and it's stopped 3 colds and reduced the length of the 4th.
But until then, get well soon, I'll stroke your hair and forehead. X |
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"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.
Is this really a thing?
Worth a try..."
Yeah definitely. Everything is linked to your feet. It will help you breath better and get a peaceful sleep.  |
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"Invest in a bottle of Vicks first defence spray, next time you start with a cold, use it fast. I've used it 4 times and it's stopped 3 colds and reduced the length of the 4th.
But until then, get well soon, I'll stroke your hair and forehead. X"
Ah thank you, and a good tip x |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow..."
You're joking right, you do know you're contagious right now |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow...
You're joking right, you do know you're contagious right now "
What's a few germs amongst friends |
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Ive just had that thing
vicks on chest a little dabbed under nose and halls black cough sweets.
too top it all off lemon lemsips.
If its the bad flu its a few days off and your staying under that duvet.
So if thats what ive had thats what your getting.
vicks rubbed onto your chest and vicks rubbed onto the back of your lungs.
A kiss on the cheek and tuck you back into bed whilst I go make you a drink. |
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"Ive just had that thing
vicks on chest a little dabbed under nose and halls black cough sweets.
too top it all off lemon lemsips.
If its the bad flu its a few days off and your staying under that duvet.
So if thats what ive had thats what your getting.
vicks rubbed onto your chest and vicks rubbed onto the back of your lungs.
A kiss on the cheek and tuck you back into bed whilst I go make you a drink."
My hero , thank you
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow..."
Rub Vick on the soles of your feet and put on thick socks, it’s meant to help.
Sending hugs xx |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow..."
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow..."
Rushes round and doses Minnie up with nightnurse.., |
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"Is this a cunning ruse to get your boobs a lot of attention?
I’ve run out of Vicks but my spunk has great healing qualities. "
To be fair I don't need to start a thread for that ( the attention or the spunk lol)
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow...
Rub Vick on the soles of your feet and put on thick socks, it’s meant to help.
Sending hugs xx"
Someone else suggested this, I'd never heard of it before!
Hugs appreciated x |
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"I’ll sing to you m’lady
.....Prepare to add, ear infection to your list of ailments.....
Ooh what will you sing? "
How about my own inimitable rendition of songs from, The Greatest Showman?
You’ll soon completely forget about your present symptoms when you squirm in auditory agony as I blurt out some notes  |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow...
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
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I've driven past the factory. Apparently they're very popular in Japan. Who knew! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow...
Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?
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My best mate is a fisherman.
I always have 1 Teaspoon of honey, 1 of lemon juice, 2 sugars with boiling water, sorted want one Minnie? |
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"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.
Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?
If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...
Flops back onto pillow...
Rushes round and doses Minnie up with nightnurse..,"
Ooh Night Nurse, even better than Tixylix ! |
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Well guys Minnie the minx is in trouble.
She was found out of bed and on the sofa wrapped up in her duvet.
Asleep whilst watching the tv.
Shes getting bangers and mash with peas for tea, If she can eat it.
As it will slide down with the cold shes got at moment. |
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