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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To celebrate the return of the super sexy Polly we will be offering a one time exclusive freebie.
We will complete any task of your choosing, be it housework, DIY, life models for your art class. Anything you need let us know and we'll get it done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To celebrate the return of the super sexy Polly we will be offering a one time exclusive freebie.
We will complete any task of your choosing, be it housework, DIY, life models for your art class. Anything you need let us know and we'll get it done! "
Except ironing! I can't stand ironing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?  "
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info "
Can we wear heels? |
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info "
That’s the spirit - Like two Grecian statues
Um....food wise.....well I don’t like to be cheeky but I was going to enquire if you could both cook the courses to....?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info
That’s the spirit - Like two Grecian statues
Um....food wise.....well I don’t like to be cheeky but I was going to enquire if you could both cook the courses to....? "
I make a mean cheese toastie  |
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info
Can we wear heels? "
You may indeed - bras are a definite no no though |
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"I’m hosting a dinner party tonight; Could you both stand naked in my hallway as attractive conversation pieces?
Like a pair of bookends? Will we get fed? I need more info
That’s the spirit - Like two Grecian statues
Um....food wise.....well I don’t like to be cheeky but I was going to enquire if you could both cook the courses to....?
I make a mean cheese toastie "
That’s a definite improvement over my culinary repertoire  We’ll make it sound posh for my guests.....’Toastie au fromage’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make me a sausage sandwich please 
Sure! The important question though, red or brown?
Brown, it's always brown with sausage "
This is the correct answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything?
That's what the boss said "
Well.. I was wondering.. if you're both available to passionately snog the pants off me? One day in the not too distant future  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Anything?
That's what the boss said
Well.. I was wondering.. if you're both available to passionately snog the pants off me? One day in the not too distant future "
Well snogging is most definitely a speciality of ours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything?
That's what the boss said
Well.. I was wondering.. if you're both available to passionately snog the pants off me? One day in the not too distant future
Well snogging is most definitely a speciality of ours "
Oh my giddy aunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make me a sausage sandwich please
Sure! The important question though, red or brown?
Brown, it's always brown with sausage
This is the correct answer "
Awesome!! What do I win for getting it right? |
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