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Could you pick your penis/ vagina out of a line up ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly 
*woolly
Grammar nazi   "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly "
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly "
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
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Not heard that for ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I probably could...but not sure if I would ever need to 
Who knows what your cock gets up to when you’re asleep."
I like to wake them up when they’re asleep  |
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
Not heard that for ages "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
Not heard that for ages "
Why have I never heard that song before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
Not heard that for ages
Why have I never heard that song before "
You’ll recognise it if you play it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.
I need a better hobby.
You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit.
I’d love that  "
You could practice on mine, he could wear different disguises. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise."
I’d recognise your cleavage from space. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise.
I’d recognise your cleavage from space. "
Oh James. You utter charmer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah, my lips are quite plump and identifiable. Also, right now it's in the hair-coming-back-from-a-wax-phase. So really sexy and easy to recognise.
I’d recognise your cleavage from space.
Oh James. You utter charmer."
*Cue Bond music and closing credits* |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "
I’d probably have a better chance of picking out yours OP, than my own given how it’s been proudly displayed in the forums.
That’s not a criticism - if it were mine, I’d be lobbying my local MP to have a statue featuring made
Actually, I think I could spot mine, depending on how much “variation” there was in the line-up |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"Yep. I have good cock and fanny recognition skills.
I need a better hobby.
You should harness that hobby into a career, niche market I admit.
I’d love that
You could practice on mine, he could wear different disguises. "
He could try  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?!
*wooly
*woolly
I feel a sing song coming on
Uno dos one two tres quatro
wooly bully
Not heard that for ages
Why have I never heard that song before "
YouTube the version by Vinnie Jones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely, I have a scar from a botched episiotomy repair. "
I've had two episiotomies and a sew up after a tear. Mine looks like it's been through a mincer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything that mentions line up and penis sounds pretty scary to me! Yes, I think I would recognise Huey (but I would disguise him for the lineup) by growing longer hair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "
That’s a hard one
I think I could |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easily, my birth mark is very distinctive. Plus I haven't washed for a month so should be able to smell the cheddary chap from 12 feet away!
(Last bit is a fib...it's been 2 months) |
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little whooly hat this time of year ?! "
Not sure I'd recognise mine in a line up. Unless mine was the only green one of course..... |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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"I could, I have two beauty spots on the area of skin between my fanny hole and my bum hole. Plus I have a tattoo on the top of my fanny. "
Ah, I made the basic error of thinking the line-up involved people standing up, not on their backs, legs akimbo |
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"I think I could spot mine, cause he’d be nearest the emergency exit and probably wearing a little wholly hat this time of year ?! "
I am confident that I could pick mine out but if there’s a John Holmes like monster appendage amongst those on offer then I might go for the upgrade |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’"
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place"
Maybe when you nodded your head it fell off? |
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover. "
I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference. |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
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"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place
Maybe when you nodded your head it fell off? "
I've been nodding that little head for years now -sometimes quite vigorously and it's never even given a hint of falling off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.
I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference."
I had this before, a woman asked me if I was going to lick her vagina, I said technically this would be quite difficult and went on to explain why, she said ‘look knobhead get your face in my cunt!’ So I refrain from correcting now. |
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’"
I drive a Vulva and it can be seen all day outside my house and it's bloody cold when I get in it but it soon warms me up, I always cum in it to meets. |
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"Tbh -I'd be a bit worried as to why it had become detached from me and ended up in a line up in the first place"
I had to pick the dick out of a line up that fucked me the night before, I said to the officer "it's number eleven" to which he replied "there are only ten suspects eleven is the door knob" I should have gone to specsavers. |
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover. "
Yes but have you tried cleaning the carpet with a vagina they leave more mess than they get rid off. |
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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.
I get your point but sadly, most don’t know the difference.
I had this before, a woman asked me if I was going to lick her vagina, I said technically this would be quite difficult and went on to explain why, she said ‘look knobhead get your face in my cunt!’ So I refrain from correcting now. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and my other pedantic answer would be ‘vaginas are internal so can’t be seen, vulvas however...’
Yes, I’m aware of this, but vagina is seen as the brand name, in the same way Hoover are to vacuum cleaners, everybody knows what you mean when you say vagina or Hoover.
Yes but have you tried cleaning the carpet with a vagina they leave more mess than they get rid off."
Not with my hairy mary-its like a garden broom |
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