So.... After a particularly embarrassing incident at my friends house this afternoon I am looking for some effective tried and tested pelvic floor exercises!
In the meantime I'm off to buy some tenna lady |
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"It wasn’t on a trampoline was it ?"
No.... My friends sofa after choking on some tea... Luckily she's my best friend and doesn't judge me. Wouldn't mind but I've not even had kids I can blame if on! |
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"Oh no
My exercises are contracting and relaxing my pelvic floor. I’m usually squatting when I’m doing it. "
This ..
Minus the squatting.. you can do it anywhere |
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"It wasn’t on a trampoline was it ?
No.... My friends sofa after choking on some tea... Luckily she's my best friend and doesn't judge me. Wouldn't mind but I've not even had kids I can blame if on! "
I thought I was king of the kids on a trampoline recently ... didn’t go well.. cats were following me all the way home |
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"Oh no
My exercises are contracting and relaxing my pelvic floor. I’m usually squatting when I’m doing it.
This ..
Minus the squatting.. you can do it anywhere "
I used to do it at school when I was bored and didn't want to be caught fidgeting |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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Squeeze in, hold for 5/10, repeat 10 times
Squeeze and release x 20
Work up to doing more until you can drink a McDonald's milkshake through a straw using your pelvic floor muscles.
(That last bit isnt compulsory) |
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Squeeze and hold, do it whilst your standing in a queue, at the photocopier, after 6 kids mines still rather strong because I kept them up regularly. Helping lots now as just had hysterectomy yesterday so all the more need for a string pelvic floor.. Y xx |
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My friend runs a sex toy website and one of his vibrators is also supposed to help with pelvic floor... not quite sure if it works yet but having a lot of fun trying xx |
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"It wasn’t on a trampoline was it ?
No.... My friends sofa after choking on some tea... Luckily she's my best friend and doesn't judge me. Wouldn't mind but I've not even had kids I can blame if on!
I thought I was king of the kids on a trampoline recently ... didn’t go well.. cats were following me all the way home "
ffs ! noooooo |
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I do them while I'm cooking.
Yoga and pilates are great for pelvic floor strength, they both tend to build the exercises into the whole routine.
Some people do them at the traffic lights, every time they check the time, during the ad breaks etc.
If that was the first time it happened it might be worth checking that you haven't got an infection |
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"Can’t believe I actually just did 10 reps squeezing as per Miss Lick ..
I am in a quandary over two things :
Which flavour
Where to put the straw ...
Are you actually in McDonald's? "
Haha sooooooo cold!
Try squeezing in stages too, three stages tightening further each time, then loosening in stages. |
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"Can’t believe I actually just did 10 reps squeezing as per Miss Lick ..
I am in a quandary over two things :
Which flavour
Where to put the straw ...
Are you actually in McDonald's? "
I’ve just been ejaculated from there ( ooh that’s not right) all I asked for was a longer straw .. |
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"Can’t believe I actually just did 10 reps squeezing as per Miss Lick ..
I am in a quandary over two things :
Which flavour
Where to put the straw ...
Are you actually in McDonald's?
I’ve just been ejaculated from there ( ooh that’s not right) all I asked for was a longer straw .."
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