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People that you wouldn’t throw out of bed for dropping crumbs ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sophie Rayworth. Yummy Mummy tv newsvixen.
Felicity Jones. Overly posh Rogue One rebellion warrior.
Kirsty Allsop. Curvaceous domestic cuddlemonster.
Professor Alice Roberts. Intellectual tv hottie and sapiosexual wank-fantasy
Who else? 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed
This. Hate crumbs in the bed
But I love being eaten in bed?"
thats different  |
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time  "
Swap me for Pippa and I'll get the girls round
Darcy might need to do some warm ups first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed
This. Hate crumbs in the bed
But I love being eaten in bed?"
I think I'm safe in suggesting that maybe doesn't cause crumbs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id throw everycunt out of bed for dropping crumbs the scruffs eating in bed
This. Hate crumbs in the bed
But I love being eaten in bed?
I think I'm safe in suggesting that maybe doesn't cause crumbs? "
mind the wet patch tho  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time "
I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x |
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x"
She didn't mention you last time?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x
She didn't mention you last time? "
Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time I think you will find Megan Fox is mine x
She didn't mention you last time? Ouch "
Nessie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time "
You do like posh totty xx |
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Tom Hardy could eat a whole French stick, seven croissants and an entire very crumbly apple crumble in my bed and I wouldn't throw him out for crumbs.
He wouldn't find time to do so though to be honest
Ah, a girl can dream.. |
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time
Swap me for Pippa and I'll get the girls round
Darcy might need to do some warm ups first."
Ok Minx - deal  x |
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time You do like posh totty xx"
Posh and from Watford is the utopia combo ...not sure such a thing exists?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time You do like posh totty xx
Posh and from Watford is the utopia combo ...not sure such a thing exists? "
This is true I am far too common for your good self x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Charlie Hunnam
Freddie Flintoff
Gerard Butler
Channing Tatum
Jamie Rednapp
Tom Hardy
Kelly Brook
Gal Galdot
They can eat biccies in my bed anytime
Oh and _ensuallover1000 of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Serena Williams
Jeffery Dean Morgan
Jensen Ackles
Steve Austin
Travis Fimmel
Bill Skarsgard
I could go on and on! WHAT!!!!!
Oh aye and the Rock. ROCK BOTTOM!!! "
il give you a rock bottom |
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"Darcey Bussell (posh crumbs!)
Salma Hayek
Pippa Middleton (more posh crumbs!)
Megan Fox
...furthermore, imagine if these were all naked in bed together at the same time "
Darcy Bussell drives me nuts! Posh bird who says ‘wiv’ urghhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals!"
Yes Ma,aaam xx |
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"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx"
Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx"
Only on my thread. Here I'm a mere mortal like everyone else. It's liberating to sneak off occasionally. So hard being The Glorious Leader. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx
Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP! "
Watch your hands, it's all bone. Man like dem girls 'Thick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Drop crumbs in my bed and your getting Pimp Slapped! Beyonce? SLAP! Rhianna? SLAP! Salma Hayek? SLAP! Rachel Weiss? SLAP! Jessica Alba? SLAP!
Me? SLAP!
Crumbs? Fucking animals!Yes Ma,aaam xx
Megan Fox's cute little bottom ...SLAP!
Watch your hands, it's all bone. Man like dem girls 'Thick! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would throw anyone out of bed for leaving crumbs. What kind of heathen eats in bed anyway!
Stop being passive aggressive Lorna ...we're only talking biscuit crumbs x"
Oh my goodness this is the third thread that has now been mentioned on. |
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