So....I had the great joy to be stood at one earlier.
Yes....
Anyway, my neighbouring pisser fired off the most powerful piss I have ever witnessed.
I swear he must have been trying to hydro-bore through the back of the bloody thing.
I was inevitably in turn, subsequently bestowed with the great honour of his splash back.
Cheers for that (thumbs)
Chaps (and ladies if you have a preference) - which is better I ask you, Troughs or individual kidney urinals? (Or do you nip slying into the toilet cubicles?)
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"So....I had the great joy to be stood at one earlier.
Yes....
Anyway, my neighbouring pisser fired off the most powerful piss I have ever witnessed.
I swear he must have been trying to hydro-bore through the back of the bloody thing.
I was inevitably in turn, subsequently bestowed with the great honour of his splash back.
Cheers for that (thumbs)
Chaps (and ladies if you have a preference) - which is better I ask you, Troughs or individual kidney urinals? (Or do you nip slying into the toilet cubicles?)
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cubicle im a lazy cunt so sit to piss |
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"I had a piss next to Colin Jackson once. 
Really? I bet he pissed fast 
Actually, that might make a great idea for a thread: What famous people has one been next to one in public conveniences  "
Do it... |
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I hate the bloody things Firstly there’s the smell with these new fandangled waterless ones. Then there is mr macho who walks up unzips flicks his hips. Cocks out and while he’s brushing his hair with both hands manages to piss everywhere except in the urinal. Then there is Mr Shy. Who goes to the corner one and looks around before fiddling with his fly. And then there is mr noisey. The one who puffs and sighs and grunts as the pee.
As for famous celebs. I had the please of pissing beside Liam neeson once in Dublin airport I felt like saying to him I will find you and I will kill you but I refrained |
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"I hate the bloody things Firstly there’s the smell with these new fandangled waterless ones. Then there is mr macho who walks up unzips flicks his hips. Cocks out and while he’s brushing his hair with both hands manages to piss everywhere except in the urinal. Then there is Mr Shy. Who goes to the corner one and looks around before fiddling with his fly. And then there is mr noisey. The one who puffs and sighs and grunts as the pee.
As for famous celebs. I had the please of pissing beside Liam neeson once in Dublin airport I felt like saying to him I will find you and I will kill you but I refrained "
And was he a big boy like it's reported he is  ? |
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"I had a piss next to Colin Jackson once.
Really? I bet he pissed fast
Actually, that might make a great idea for a thread: What famous people has one been next to one in public conveniences "
Tosh from The Bill, but it was in a pub
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"I hate the bloody things Firstly there’s the smell with these new fandangled waterless ones. Then there is mr macho who walks up unzips flicks his hips. Cocks out and while he’s brushing his hair with both hands manages to piss everywhere except in the urinal. Then there is Mr Shy. Who goes to the corner one and looks around before fiddling with his fly. And then there is mr noisey. The one who puffs and sighs and grunts as the pee.
As for famous celebs. I had the please of pissing beside Liam neeson once in Dublin airport I felt like saying to him I will find you and I will kill you but I refrained
And was he a big boy like it's reported he is ?"
He is over 6ft lol |
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