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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal). |
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"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)." layed a concrete block hmm that must destroy your willy lol |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."
So do you lay more than your hourly rate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).
So do you lay more than your hourly rate."
Yes, a lot more. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man "
Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man
Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet. "
Duuude...
Get your arse up to the midlands.
There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man
Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.
Duuude...
Get your arse up to the midlands.
There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!
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Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man
Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.
Duuude...
Get your arse up to the midlands.
There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!
Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is. "
Money can’t buy happiness.
If building stone walls around yurts is your thing then continue with your comfort zone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I got paid a pound for every time I said "someone's coming " in a day I'd be quite a few pounds richer!
And no not cumming before any of you pervs get the wrong idea |
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"Telling my piglet of a cat "No you CANNOT have another meal, you just ate!" "
I love the way cats try it on
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"No, you've just had breakfast."
"Oh ok....So is it dinner time yet?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man
Mate I live in Devon, we haven’t gone metric yet.
Duuude...
Get your arse up to the midlands.
There’s brick barons everywhere, driving around site in £100 grand trucks and wearing hard hats made of paper mâché £50 notes!
Haha, i know I’m an idiot, I’ve got stuck in my comfort zone, i should be more materialist and go where the money is.
Money can’t buy happiness.
If building stone walls around yurts is your thing then continue with your comfort zone "
Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure makes being miserable a helluva lot more fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Telling my piglet of a cat "No you CANNOT have another meal, you just ate!"
I love the way cats try it on
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"Is it dinner time yet?"
"No, you've just had breakfast."
"Oh ok....So is it dinner time yet?""
"But I've eaten the middle bit of the bowl so it's basically empty right?"
C |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man "
If your still hammering nails in then you need to invest in a nail gun |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Shouting ‘Get down’ to my kitten who is always trying to get on the mantelpiece or behind the tv and has now taken to climbing up the curtains.
When I say get down I don’t mean like James Brown either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.....Every time I say ffs under my breath which working in retail is about once every 5 minutes.
.....each time I shut my fingers in a cage/under a battery/in a car door
I should maybe renegotiate my pay, I'd get more through this method I'm sure!
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)." parcel roughly 200 300 a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hammered a nail in !
At around 1500 a day 5 days a week 50 weeks a year.
Hang on a minute, if you’re getting less than a pound a block you’re working for the wrong man
If your still hammering nails in then you need to invest in a nail gun "
I’ve heard that one more than a few times.
The cost of nails for guns plus the damage to my beautiful work they create equates to them being uneconomical and sometimes even create more work than they save.
Plus I’m a fookin meeeeerchine with an estwing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal)."
Ask someone "how can I help?" ... Every single phone call I take a work for the last thirty odd years |
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"..layed a concrete block I could retire!
What one thing do you do most that you could retire on. (Not including things we all do, like brushing teeth or having a meal).
Ask someone "how can I help?" ... Every single phone call I take a work for the last thirty odd years "
Hmm, think your defo winning here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blew warm kisses from my rusty bullet hole.
Toot
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. I love you "
You're only human so it's to be expected. The ones that don't are quite simply in denial |
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