Yes, you’re about to get hitched.....to the person BELOW you.
Unless you’re psychic, you don’t even know that you love them yet (as you don’t know who it is) but you need to detail how you’re going to propose to them (the more elaborate the better!)
The person below will then either accept or decline before professing their marriage intentions to the next person.
Simple! I am your priest who will join you both in holy matrimony (if you accept) so off you go  |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us"
Meant to add...polyamorous? |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us
Meant to add...polyamorous?"
Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa. |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us
Meant to add...polyamorous?
Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa."
Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays? |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us
Meant to add...polyamorous?
Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.
Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?"
3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on? |
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"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?  "
Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.
Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us
Meant to add...polyamorous?
Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.
Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?
3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on?"
The ones with the stars on? Of course sure they will be cute on you |
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"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?
Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.
Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank"
Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition.... |
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"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?
Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.
Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank
Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition.... "
Dig out the easy access robes then |
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"After riding horses along a sandy cornish beach through the spray...blue sky above with a few gentle waves pounding behind us
Meant to add...polyamorous?
Ooh,no sorry. I don't share my bed with anyone, unless she has the sofa.
Its ok..Im married to Knee melter and you by the looks of things..soo eh threesome or would you prefer Fridays or Saturdays?
3sum will be fine. May I keep my socks on?
The ones with the stars on? Of course sure they will be cute on you"
They will be on my hands; I wear wellies in bed. |
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"Oh yessssss........I forgot to mention that I am a particularly unscrupulous vicar who will happily (for the right price) marry you to more than one person..... polygamy’s all good right?
Do you get a taste of the bride too Mr Unscrupulous.
Over a bag of fish and chips sitting on a riverbank
Oh yes indeed, I inadvertently neglected to mention also that in addition to my, shall we say, somewhat loose code of scruples, I’m a bit of a lecherous vicar in addition....
Dig out the easy access robes then "
They don’t call me ‘Commando Vicar’ for nothing - if you catch my drift.... |
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