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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee"
You have to buy the she wee but ladies are each given a free fandango at birth. Batteries included. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free  "
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up  . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way? |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way? "
I thought she meant at the urinals  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?
I thought she meant at the urinals "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?
I thought she meant at the urinals
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I think the strict eyes front rule would go out the window there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?
I thought she meant at the urinals
I think the strict eyes front rule would go out the window there! "
Ha yep! Probably |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"I done one in the urinal once because the ladies toilets were locked. There was no way I was going to sit down!!! "
And whatever you do, don't eat the urinal cake lady -I know it's a cake, but really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do this in public conveniences as there's no way in the world I'm sitting on skanky toilets ... It's easy and mess free
You mean squat?? Or actually stand up . So if you stand up you must mean like squat but facing the other way?
I thought she meant at the urinals "
Ewww, don't go in men's public conveniences either ... They stink worse than female ones  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is a fandango. There is such a thing as a she wee
You have to buy the she wee but ladies are each given a free fandango at birth. Batteries included. I'm not sure there's much to grab "
Trump says you're wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol  "
I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine! "
I thought was going to be about pre op trans women....
For the record; I always sit. |
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol "
I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!"
It was you wasn't it  |
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!
It was you wasn't it "
Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it! |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!
It was you wasn't it
Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it! "
Is that her user name! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love to watch a woman pee standing up, a previous lady friend would do it for me frequently. However, most of it seems to end up down the legs. I need to learn to drink faster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x"
That's so you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x
That's so you "
No shame me, no shame at all..
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x"
Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x
That's so you
No shame me, no shame at all..
Peach x"
But we loves ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x
Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution "
Fill it almost to the top then return it saying 'this gin seems to be off....'
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always a good skill to have especially at an outdoor event/festival! Legs firmly spread, thrust hips forward and squeeze labs for aim...9 times out of 10 it sprays everywhere so it's preferable to have consumed a bottle of gin first so that you just don't care
Peach x
Next time keep the empty gin bottle so you've a simpler solution
Fill it almost to the top then return it saying 'this gin seems to be off....'
Peach x"
Perfect!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though! "
How do you stand the smell? |
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though!
How do you stand the smell? "
some ladies toilets can be worse than the mens toilets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only one woman can do this and her name is Queen Leviosa
That's bollocks, I know loads of women who can do it
Name one "
Me.
Most of my female friends!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I always go in the men’s when the ladies queue is too long. Not in the urinals though!
How do you stand the smell?
some ladies toilets can be worse than the mens toilets."
Men's toilets are ok as long as you hold your breath and stand in the shallow end |
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"I was in a club few years back a lady came in to the gents stood next to me at the urinals & had a pee ,apparently the ladies queue was to long ,I wasn't expecting that lol
I know someone who has done that - she looks like butter wouldn't melt too, you'd never guess lol!
It was you wasn't it
Defo not me!! I thought she was an innocent housewife til she mentioned it!
Is that her user name! "
Sorry, she's not on here, she gave up swinging donkey's years ago! |
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"If you can grab your fandango and direct the stream just as good as the boys.. now is your time to shine!
Don't even have to grab it
Now that is some serious skill.
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Care to show off that skill when it's warmer x x x |
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