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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "
I'm in!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Marrying the pizza delivery guy is just what every little girl dreams of.
M"
They'd all better watch it tonight, they'll be dragged into bedrooms up and down the country |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
I'm in!! "
Cant hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "
PM your address  I'm just hopping in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?
Awesome! "
I'm going to go with... "No"... Though that does seem like a great night out  |
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"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?
Awesome!
I'm going to go with... "No"... Though that does seem like a great night out "
I thought it was too good to be true  Oh well.....back to the old drawing board I guess  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?
Awesome! "
Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary |
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"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?
Awesome!
Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary "
Do I need to bring some meat to go with that herb? Oo Er!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
PM your address I'm just hopping in the shower "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So.....if I break into a random lady’s bedroom tonight, she’ll welcome me with open legs?
Awesome!
Possibly Got to make sure she's naked though clutching a sprig of rosemary
Do I need to bring some meat to go with that herb? Oo Er! "
A handful of meat is better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn it I'm called McSteamy on this profile, maybe I should go back to McDreamy
Just for one night should do it "
Who do you have me for! I'm not a one night stand type of guy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
I'm in!! "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "
St Agnes can fuck off
Can’t sleep if I’m hungry
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell I wish I'd seen this earlier,I had pudding about 7ish does that count as supper?!
I'm gonna be soddin single for ever."
I think you'll be ok just summon him extra hard in your dreams |
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"Bloody hell I wish I'd seen this earlier,I had pudding about 7ish does that count as supper?!
I'm gonna be soddin single for ever.
I think you'll be ok just summon him extra hard in your dreams "
Right ok well if he's not there before I have my first wee I won't be a happy bunny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I ‘accessed’ a lady’s bedroom and dangled my carrot over her lips as described.
.....can someone now post bail for me? "
As long as you get to keep your prison scrubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "
Pffffft 
Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though
Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
Pffffft
Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though
Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one!"
American Pie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
Pffffft
Seen it all now. No wait scrap that. There is always something. Was worth a try though
Anything out there for single guys preferably involving a plate of food? Probably not. Back to cooking for one!
American Pie? "
Damn it I was already smiling, but now got the uncontrollable giggles. Hehe
Ffs it's time to make a cuppa and dunk biscuits. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh "
If that actually happened I would call the police.
Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
If that actually happened I would call the police.
Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering. "
You wouldn't if you were the lady that had just summoned Tom Hardy *or man of choice to her boudoir. With snacks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have to give this a whirl
Can't I turn up randomly in your bedroom tonight "
With a body like that, come on over! (I have a paper brown bag at the ready) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
If that actually happened I would call the police.
Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering. "
No, it's chivalry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Random naked guy in your bed room, who doesn't want that "
Depends on the random naked guy.
If I woke up and Jeremy Clarkson was naked at the end of my bed I would throw myself out of the window. |
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"Random naked guy in your bed room, who doesn't want that
Depends on the random naked guy.
If I woke up and Jeremy Clarkson was naked at the end of my bed I would throw myself out of the window."
I'm with you on the Clarkson remark. but got to say I'm with Adam a bit earlier on the tea and biscuits. Just off for such a snack right now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I've already got the man next to me, so if I sleep naked he'll get me food at 3am right?
Peach x
I'm gonna say no."
Nooooooo...actually he'd do it anyway if I nudge home enough with my elbow
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have to give this a whirl
Can't I turn up randomly in your bedroom tonight
With a body like that, come on over! (I have a paper brown bag at the ready) "
I always pack a couple of them |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
If that actually happened I would call the police.
Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering.
You wouldn't if you were the lady that had just summoned Tom Hardy *or man of choice to her boudoir. With snacks. "
Tom Hardy is married. So, that wouldn't be very fair on his wife.
man of choice to her boudoir
And you think women are ENTITLED to a man to come to your room and serve you?
I would love to walk into Keira Knightley bed room when shes naked and kiss her while holding a tray of snacks, But I know, I would be looking at 10-20, laying next to a big fat sweaty man, who I'll will end up calling darling.
And pretty much the same thing would happen if I did the same to you.
No wonder men get the wrong idea. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"Looking for their man. Apparently tonight is the Eve of St Agnes, where if you follow certain rituals, like having no supper and going to bed naked the man of your dreams will appear whilst you sleep, wake you with a kiss and a plate of food (preferably an Indian takeaway). And there is your happy ever after. Worth a try eh
If that actually happened I would call the police.
Technically, that sexual assault and breaking and entering.
No, it's chivalry. "
No it called Crime. That why it don't happen. |
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that’s me buggered before I even go to bed 