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Those pesky zombies are back !
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"A large Anne Summers bag containing a small cat that’s taken up residence in it. I’m gonna surely die 
They might love stroking your pussy and it might make them more chilled and less bitey "
Or they could eat my pussy whilst I make a run for it?  |
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"A large Anne Summers bag containing a small cat that’s taken up residence in it. I’m gonna surely die
They might love stroking your pussy and it might make them more chilled and less bitey
Or they could eat my pussy whilst I make a run for it? "
How long does it take to eat your pussy ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large Anne Summers bag containing a small cat that’s taken up residence in it. I’m gonna surely die
They might love stroking your pussy and it might make them more chilled and less bitey "
They will eat your pussy |
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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago
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"A sponge and some shower gel, I'm going to die!!
Put it all on the floor and yourself and they'll slip and slide and won't be able to get hold of you
A bit like baby oil "
Excellent advice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A blindfold and some restraints? I don’t think they’re going to do me much good with a zombie!  "
Depends if you are going to introduce them to the world of Bondage |
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By *e_jpMan
over a year ago
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"A blindfold and some restraints? I don’t think they’re going to do me much good with a zombie!
Depends if you are going to introduce them to the world of Bondage "
Good point, I’m still pretty sure they’ll ignore my introductions and just happily munch on me instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large Anne Summers bag containing a small cat that’s taken up residence in it. I’m gonna surely die
They might love stroking your pussy and it might make them more chilled and less bitey
Or they could eat my pussy whilst I make a run for it?
How long does it take to eat your pussy ?"
Depends... sometimes not long. Other times longer. Either way it's an absolute pleasure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An Apple pen. I suppose it’s ‘stabby’, I’ve also got a torch to hand too, so I suppose I can be ‘stabby’ In the dark too.
I’ll be fine, go on ahead and I’ll catch you up.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A large Viking seax a two handed axe a small hand axe. And a few other large and small weapons. Am in the middle of sorting out my Viking gear lol
My spear and sword are outside in the hallway with my shield |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A pillow! 
Your gona need something to bite down on
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Yeah I do! The pillow fight did not last long. Hang on a sec... you didn't say what you have to defend yourself
Or are you volunteering to be bitten? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some batteries, a desktop fan, a couple of usb leads, 3 safety pins,a box of paper clips, some sellotape, a remote and a cup of coffee.
I watched Macgyver back in the day. I'll be fine. "
Surely you’re missing the cat food and washing up liquid he always seemed to have to hand ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large Viking seax a two handed axe a small hand axe. And a few other large and small weapons. Am in the middle of sorting out my Viking gear lol
My spear and sword are outside in the hallway with my shield "
I'm hanging out with this one^^
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crossbow, a recurve bow & a quiver full of arrows (I've just been practising in the garden)
Bring on the zombies, I'm ready! "
Cool. You go on ahead and clear the way, I’ll catch you up when I figure how my t-shirt could be used as a weapon...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my trusty leaf blower filled with tomato seeds, blown into the zombies and fills them up so they are incapacitated, providing a great form of 'compost', I'll have lots of tomatoes forever.
it's not like I'll get killer zombie tomatoes I'm sure..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large Viking seax a two handed axe a small hand axe. And a few other large and small weapons. Am in the middle of sorting out my Viking gear lol
My spear and sword are outside in the hallway with my shield
I'm hanging out with this one^^
Peach x"
Where do you live middle earth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll assume they’re barefoot and stick Lego pieces all over the floor.
Ouch !!
that's an evil trap
Oh my days! Lego pieces you know!
Double ouch !!  "
I think it’s a good strategy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A crossbow, a recurve bow & a quiver full of arrows (I've just been practising in the garden)
Bring on the zombies, I'm ready! "
With me on your back....
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If they come through the front I have 5 cats, and half a bar of chocolate to defend myself with. If they go around the back he has 2 chainsaws and 5 angle grinders amongst all the other shit he collects in his man cave to fight them off with. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they come through the front I have 5 cats, and half a bar of chocolate to defend myself with. If they go around the back he has 2 chainsaws and 5 angle grinders amongst all the other shit he collects in his man cave to fight them off with. "
Is your house the last one on the left? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they come through the front I have 5 cats, and half a bar of chocolate to defend myself with. If they go around the back he has 2 chainsaws and 5 angle grinders amongst all the other shit he collects in his man cave to fight them off with.
Is your house the last one on the left? "
As it happens it is.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I get to become a zombie if it gets me or will I just die?
If I become a zombie I might be able to do my monotonous job a bit better without moaning all day long - fit into society better by watching East Enders and talking about decorating my house.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do I get to become a zombie if it gets me or will I just die?
If I become a zombie I might be able to do my monotonous job a bit better without moaning all day long - fit into society better by watching East Enders and talking about decorating my house.
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decorate it blood red...with your entrails etc..
might end up better than changing rooms lawrence effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A large Anne Summers bag containing a small cat that’s taken up residence in it. I’m gonna surely die
They might love stroking your pussy and it might make them more chilled and less bitey
Or they could eat my pussy whilst I make a run for it? "
Could be your pussy that would be running |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get in, so glad I visited B&Q this morning... I have a fire axe, a crowbar, a sledgehammer and a nail gun to go mental on the undead twats with!
Not really, I'm in the bathroom and I really don't think a handwaah dispenser and some bog roll are going to cut the mustard, do you? 
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"Get in, so glad I visited B&Q this morning... I have a fire axe, a crowbar, a sledgehammer and a nail gun to go mental on the undead twats with!
Not really, I'm in the bathroom and I really don't think a handwaah dispenser and some bog roll are going to cut the mustard, do you?
B"
Hand wash all over the floor and they'll be unable to walk without slipping so you could be ok. |
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With some luck zombies are caffeine intolerant or something....
Peach x
2nd thoughts, maybe one final orgasm before being eaten, go out with a smile on my face 
