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What are the most common phrases you see on profiles that make you think urgh?
For me it’s
We don’t bite unless you ask (cringe)
Just a bit of fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bareback = Russian Roulette. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Quality over quantity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This 
Irritates the hell out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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stunning,,,im so bored of being called that  |
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Mmmmmmm
Or not here for endless chit chat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please spaff on my tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always horny, always looking....then delete and block...
sucks like a dyson takes me to the fair also |
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Do you want to come and get a blow job while my wife's out..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for...
Tell me what you are looking for then instead! |
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"Mmmmmmm
Or not here for endless chit chat."
Hate the mmmmmm one or people who type hehehe after every sentence. It’s like it’s dick dastardlys profile lol |
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"‘Treat her with respect.’  "
Always wonder if that’s just the polite way of saying don’t clean your knob on the curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thanks x
Mainly in replies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been here before and know how this works." But still puts that twaddle about Sydney at the end of their profile blurb |
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Fun, will just watch unless invited, looking for fun, can't accommodate AND can't travel, straight on profile but looking for TV/ts
So many! |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
Can I ask you a question?
Your (sic) gorgeous
Do you like younger?
I know I’m not what you’re looking for but ....
Love to give oral for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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#YouKnowWhatItIs |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
Not looking to fuck the whole site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wuu2?
Wuin2?
Free now?"
What do they mean? x |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know I’m the opposite of what you’re looking for but...
Women on here don’t deserve to be treated with respect.
Gushes like a water fall
Can breathe through my ears
I’ll make you squirt
My wife is out, want a dirty phone call? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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#youknowwhoyouare |
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"Wuu2?
Wuin2?
Free now?
What do they mean? x"
What you up to?
What you in to lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"#youknowwhoyouare "
meaningless status without mentioning the person name yet making sure his/her verification is on show !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hangover horn..wtf... who the hell wants to indulge in physical exercise whilst suffering after a feed of drink the night before?!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wuu2?
Wuin2?
Free now?
What do they mean? x
What you up to?
What you in to lol"
Thanx I’ll remember those haha x |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
'Mmmmmmm cum and try me'
'I'll make you cum over and over again'
'Love giving oral or hours'
'Love to make you squirt'
Bore off!!! |
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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago
Weirdsville South Coast Dorset |
Looking for a partner in crime
Will fill in later
Iv read your profile......(biggest lie ever)
Hi
Quality over quantity
Im in your area
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
If you don't like it, jog on. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
'Up for anything'
Pisses me off for some reason, not quite sure why, but guaranteed to make me ignore any messages from those who state it!
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"'Up for anything'
Pisses me off for some reason, not quite sure why, but guaranteed to make me ignore any messages from those who state it!
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I think it smacks of desperation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Up for anything'
Pisses me off for some reason, not quite sure why, but guaranteed to make me ignore any messages from those who state it!
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The last chap to offer me that was asked if he minded taking my 13" kidney disturber dildo up his arse. I was blocked for some reason.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBW. That second "B" is very subjective. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BBW. That second "B" is very subjective."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Sydney photo thingy
Professional...(what?)
There are more but cannot think right now. |
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Balls deep..
Turn it in jay (inbetweeners) |
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"The Sydney photo thingy
Professional...(what?)
There are more but cannot think right now."
Yeah the professional thing gets me too. Unless you’re James Bond don’t use it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meet now"
"What you in to"
There is loads more but these really piss me off. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"'Up for anything'
Pisses me off for some reason, not quite sure why, but guaranteed to make me ignore any messages from those who state it!
I think it smacks of desperation"
So do I! And if he just wants to fuck anything, there is no chance he is getting anywhere near me!
Because (and dare I say it?) He has fucked just about anything in the past!
Hang, draw and quarter me now  |
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Profile
"We're a couple and don't meet separate so don't ask"
Update
"male free to meet with wifes/partners permission"
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Age, looks and size unimportant. |
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By *idan31Man
over a year ago
ashby |
Please put “specific word” in the message title to know I’ve read my profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Love giving oral or hours'"
If it comes from me that’s the truth ladies
Love it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No single men  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Horny and bored come drain my balls.
What was the thread about again ? |
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"this is a legal notice.... "
"fab is now a public traded company....."
"Sydney University....."
"hubby don't know lol" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't leave, hide your profile. |
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Not meeting
Fuck off then fake swinger  |
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"BBW. That second "B" is very subjective."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not meeting
Fuck off then fake swinger "
Get in my fake taxi honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single, professional male |
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"What am I doing wrong" (everything)
"Been here a week...No meets" (ugly fucker)
"Should I encourage my wife to join"
(No encourage her to leave your cheating ass instead)
"Try the meets section" (alright 118 calm the fuck down)
"I'm in a truck stop..." (that's nice, get a fellow trucker to drain your festering washed in a service station sink 2 days ago balls then)
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"Not meeting
Fuck off then fake swinger
Get in my fake taxi honey"
Ok. But I wanna stop for sausage en route |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In a veri... ‘I won’t go into detail as that’s staying between us’!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not meeting
Fuck off then fake swinger
Get in my fake taxi honey
Ok. But I wanna stop for sausage en route "
The sausage is driving |
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"In a veri... ‘I won’t go into detail as that’s staying between us’!
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Usually because he spaffed in his pants
Or she was a hack and he couldn't get it up (I got told a story about that) |
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"Not meeting
Fuck off then fake swinger
Get in my fake taxi honey
Ok. But I wanna stop for sausage en route
The sausage is driving "
I'll bite it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wont reply without a face pic....
But no pic at all on that persons profile???
Baffles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stunning,,,im so bored of being called that "
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I expect a face pic with a message...
Oh do you? Fucking do you?
Don't judge me saggy tit Pamela....I could be the best you ever had. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"heh"
Just so annoying like calling in a dog  |
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"How are you", how come everyone is so concerned about our wellbeing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I expect a face pic with a message...
Oh do you? Fucking do you?
Don't judge me saggy tit Pamela....I could be the best you ever had. "
welcome back H
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420 friendly!
Great we will leave the wand so we have room for the Xbox and munchies
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"We're a couple but I'm playing alone", yes of course you are darling. |
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How is this site treating you ? |
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"I expect a face pic with a message...
Oh do you? Fucking do you?
Don't judge me saggy tit Pamela....I could be the best you ever had.
welcome back H
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I had a breakthrough day with my therapist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine and professional makes me cringe when I see these on profiles. |
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"Well hung"
No photos- pencil dick
"Only chatting to current friends"
Because no one new wants sex with you- twat.
"My husband wants to watch"
He can't get it up anymore but I'm accustomed to the lifestyle his wage provides. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This
Irritates the hell out of me. "
What does? |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"This
Irritates the hell out of me.
What does?"
This |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
Haha..I was just about to suggest that one. Just a waste of time.
"This
Irritates the hell out of me.
What does?
This "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we want single guys, we will find you... Ffs.. You don't need to hunt.. Throw a dildo and you'll hit fifty of them before it leaves your hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knows what she wants and how to get it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we want single guys, we will find you... Ffs.. You don't need to hunt.. Throw a dildo and you'll hit fifty of them before it leaves your hand. "
We are guilty of this, purely because the amount of mails we get from single guys, we couldn't possibly get through them. Its just easier to look for a guy when we want to meet a single guy
We have absolutely nothing against single guys this site is just very single guy heavy |
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
"Attention Sydney University and other institutions"
Pointless twaddle that doesn't make you sound clever. If you use the privacy settings properly nobody outside Fab can even see your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Treat her with the respect she deserves’ |
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Don't pass him/her by if get the chance to meet |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Why can't I get a meet?" (from single guy who joined a week ago and already has 30 disembodied cock pics and a one line profile)
"Why does no-one reply to my messages? (Ditto)
"It's rude to delete a message without replying" (Ditto) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Status updates...
"Had to bulk delete messages" = had an empty inbox but want to appear popular.
"Run out of messages" = bulk messaged every woman and couple on fab
"My pussy is so wet right now" = my cock is so hard right now
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My personal favorite is such and such is beautiful inside and out...like wtf does that even mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mature and classy...
Older and chasing youth. Most likely common as muck
She/he has skills..
at what??
Trail of glowing verifications, good photos good chat. You meet and wonder if it's the same person. There isn't really a word or phrase for it but it's a definite fab phenomenon.
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Single
Male
Can’t
Get
A
Meet
Profile
Feedback |
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"If we want single guys, we will find you... Ffs.. You don't need to hunt.. Throw a dildo and you'll hit fifty of them before it leaves your hand.
We are guilty of this, purely because the amount of mails we get from single guys, we couldn't possibly get through them. Its just easier to look for a guy when we want to meet a single guy
We have absolutely nothing against single guys this site is just very single guy heavy "
"If you're explaining you're losing " RR |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kiss, fuck or avoid etc..
Seriouly too many of these.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If we want single guys, we will find you... Ffs.. You don't need to hunt.. Throw a dildo and you'll hit fifty of them before it leaves your hand.
We are guilty of this, purely because the amount of mails we get from single guys, we couldn't possibly get through them. Its just easier to look for a guy when we want to meet a single guy
We have absolutely nothing against single guys this site is just very single guy heavy
"If you're explaining you're losing " RR"
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By *rygveMan
over a year ago
The Shires |
Anything written in capitals, no punctuation or poor grammar, especially on a profile where they describe themselves as professional. |
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"What are the most common phrases you see on profiles that make you think urgh?
For me it’s
We don’t bite unless you ask (cringe)
Just a bit of fun "
In messages dudes asking if iv had any "luck". It makes me want to slap faces |
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"My personal favorite is such and such is beautiful inside and out...like wtf does that even mean"
It implies that the person has a healthy colon.
.....possibly |
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"My personal favorite is such and such is beautiful inside and out...like wtf does that even mean
It implies that the person has a healthy colon.
.....possibly "
Perhaps they offer a colonic irrigation service. |
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We're all here for the same thing
Show me the ropes
'lad', used by a man over early 30s
Man up
- it's a dreadful phrase |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know youre not looking for guys but...." |
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Genuine, discreet (or discrete )
I can feel my lips pursing when I read those words
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jog on!
Only used by women who are already on the defensive before a message has been sent. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Jog on!
Only used by women who are already on the defensive before a message has been sent. "
I already said that. So jog on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No pic = no reply"
...on a profile with zero photos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WELL WHAT CAN I SAY???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trail of glowing verifications, good photos good chat. You meet and wonder if it's the same person. There isn't really a word or phrase for it but it's a definite fab phenomenon."
I always call that 'false advertising'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Code words for message title... Why can't I just be original! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jog on!
Only used by women who are already on the defensive before a message has been sent.
I already said that. So jog on. "
You jog on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""fab is now a public traded company....."
"Sydney University.....""
I use these as an intelligence test - if a profile features either of those oft-used phrases, that person probably isn't for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine
Discreet
Straight but looking to meet tv/ts.
Lying about their age
Opening message "any fun lately"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, a couple more
"Not meeting" - then why are you here?
"Just here for phone sex" - boring. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Jog on!
Only used by women who are already on the defensive before a message has been sent.
I already said that. So jog on.
You jog on "
Make me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jog on!
Only used by women who are already on the defensive before a message has been sent.
I already said that. So jog on.
You jog on
Make me "
I don't trust joggers... That are always the ones the 'find' the bodies in the woods... |
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By *nox.Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"How's fab treating you" I'm still here so...
"hung" 5 inches
"cum chat" about cum?
"love your curves" thanks but it's just fat
"bored" *so I'm just here to entertain you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100% genuine and/or 100% straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I guess its not a phrase but when people put huge list of demands, like must be this, must be that and the list just goes on. like good look trying to find mr perfect you saw in a dream once
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First message: Wanna fuck now? / can I come over now?
I don’t smoke (when they do). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow you're hot! Are you free? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not looking to meet anyone, just here for the forums and to chat with friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock pic |
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By *ildredWoman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
anything copied and pasted.... sent at least 5 times!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Testing the water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no time wasters" ...."mmmmmm"...... 'Sydney university'......."mate". |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
Sydney University |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In verifications :
*”Dave/Paul/partners name is a laid back guy”
- this means he let you fuck his partner. Well done
“Don’t pass them by....”
- ahhh ok, that makes all the difference for me, I’ll message them 
“Not looking to meet ....”
-and puts a meet up 5 minutes later |
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I won’t smoke around you / before I meet you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BBW. That second "B" is very subjective."
Agreed I prefer fat that's what I am I certainly don't think or class myself as beautiful xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for men over 50...etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hungover and horny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the most common phrases you see on profiles that make you think urgh?
For me it’s
We don’t bite unless you ask (cringe)
Just a bit of fun "
Had much luck ...
like I'm entering a bingo hall lol |
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over a year ago
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No my type loll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 18/01/19 23:06:07] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Treat her with respect.’
Now that one is a killer comment when you read the veris "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So good wish I could keep him/her to myself.
Aye..righto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sydney University"
Which they don't understand that once that is written on the profile highlights the crap out of them on Google when someone types in Sydney university |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anything copied and pasted.... sent at least 5 times!
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over the past five years as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Genuine single male here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not Desperate "
I flipping am it's been a while haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine single male here "
100% not single lol
especially when you look and they can't accommodate or give you a phone number or talk after 5pm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Married looking for extra.
Here for a fun time not a long time.
Not looking to work my way through fab (but they have 100 veris in the space of a month).
Straight guy - looking for tv/ts.
Safe sex only but every pic is of them fucking bareback |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Push your limits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine single male here
100% not single lol
especially when you look and they can't accommodate or give you a phone number or talk after 5pm "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"100% genuine and/or 100% straight"
Tv/ts also on profile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not looking for single males "
I am send them over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Married looking for extra.
Here for a fun time not a long time.
Not looking to work my way through fab (but they have 100 veris in the space of a month).
Straight guy - looking for tv/ts.
Yeah I've not actually slept with anyone this time around on fab I've met a few for a social think I am finally growing up
Safe sex only but every pic is of them fucking bareback "
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“Will update this later”
When they’ve been on fab for over a year. |
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""No pic = no reply"
...on a profile with zero photos. "
So you send them one and they delete your message and block you immediately. The fab equivalent of "oh hell, no!", clearly....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine
Discreet
Straight but looking to meet tv/ts.
Lying about their age
Opening message "any fun lately"
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That one makes me cringe like I'm going tell a complete random dude what I've been doing with my minge . I instantly delete them ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This
Irritates the hell out of me. "
Hahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You
Okay
Hun "
Hun worse word ever !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want to come and get a blow job while my wife's out.. "
That one is a winner always lol |
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Only M playing at the moment!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fill in later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wow.
Come on people. Try a bit harder than just ‘wow’. |
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"Wow.
Come on people. Try a bit harder than just ‘wow’. "
Okay, Wow, wow, wow |
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Must be gym fit and, trimmed and have good hygein (On the profile of a chubby individual who has massive afro pubes and whos single dick pic is taken above a dirty toilet).
I'm the best you'll ever get.
New profile but verified on old one (yeah right).
Playing with wife's permission.
I'm in a sexless marriage (oh woe you).
Looking for exceptional meets only.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fill in later' on profiles, especially ones that have joined months ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a veri... ‘I won’t go into detail as that’s staying between us’!
Usually because he spaffed in his pants
Or she was a hack and he couldn't get it up (I got told a story about that)"
Brilliant!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""fill in later' on profiles, especially ones that have joined months ago "
Ha ha I've seen that on profiles that are over a year old. |
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
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" I don't suffer fools gladly."
Who does? |
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"" I don't suffer fools gladly."
Who does?"
A fool? Just a guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t meet at the drop of a hat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question?
Your (sic) gorgeous
Do you like younger?
I know I’m not what you’re looking for but ....
Love to give oral for hours "
Ha! Every single one of these!
Plus, "but we're all the same height lying down" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"stunning,,,im so bored of being called that "
Humble brag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actual genuine single gentleman!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not wanting to sleep through the entire site
=
Had enough knob to put a handrail round the QE2 but if I’m coy I come across as selective
Or
I’ve shagged everything from a barbershop floor to an unattended warm scarf..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are the most common phrases you see on profiles that make you think urgh?
For me it’s
We don’t bite unless you ask (cringe)
Just a bit of fun "
Wow your stunning...everyone must get the same one liner..the word gets sprinkled around like glitter...better than oi...munter i suppose..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not a newbie' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Discretion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Sassy but classy' |
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