"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle 
Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic "
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I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....
However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"*goes to take a photo of my kettle whilst sat on the shitter*
You have a kettle in your toilet?  "
Nah -he can see the kettle from the shitter when he leaves the door open silly |
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"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....
However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....
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Hahaha
Not yours surely? |
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"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....
However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....
Hahaha
Not yours surely? "
Haha,I may not have the cordon bleu presentation but I taste delicious... apparently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve still yet to find a meal I can smell on my nose hairs 24 hours later
Lol the hopeless romantic thread is over there Doc"
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"I don't show pix of my kettle cos I is classy....
However...some Fab pix are like those pictures on menus..they look delicious but bear no resemblance to the meal you actually get presented with....
Hahaha
Not yours surely?
Haha,I may not have the cordon bleu presentation but I taste delicious... apparently "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle
Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic "
I'd say the words 'pot' and 'kettle' come to mind only he's already mentioned kettles |
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"Showing your bits on fab to potential lovers is a bit like inviting someone round for tea and sending them a picture of your kettle
Says the man with his cock out in his profile pic
I'd say the words 'pot' and 'kettle' come to mind only he's already mentioned kettles"
Humour is important, so is knowing when to take a post lightheartedly |
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