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over a year ago
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"Public transport?!
Pfft! Don’t you *know* who I am?!
(Where’s the “look of incredulity” emoji when you need it?  )"
Oi! It's one of those fancy fandangled buses! The toilet flushes and everything!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it going via Italy?  we go where were needed most 
I might upset the other passengers sensibiitieshave u not seen the passengers they have none "
So neither sense nor sensibility then?  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind 
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady  "
Quite right too Pink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady "
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out "
Swing!  you could be right though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though "
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth!  |
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though "
This time next week I’m guessing mine will be out |
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! "
That won’t work Dan, nice try though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! "
no myth  |
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! no myth "
You’ve seen them? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it going via Italy? we go where were needed most
I might upset the other passengers sensibiitieshave u not seen the passengers they have none
So neither sense nor sensibility then? "
i mean come on im driving ffs |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! "
They’re real and pretty lovely as well |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! no myth
You’ve seen them? "
No he hasn’t seen them cheeky  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! no myth
You’ve seen them?
No he hasn’t seen them cheeky "
whole of manch has |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! no myth
You’ve seen them?
No he hasn’t seen them cheeky whole of manch has "
They very nearly did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
This time next week I’m guessing mine will be out "
Ohhhh yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
I don’t believe she actually has nipples! I think it’s just one big myth! no myth
You’ve seen them?
No he hasn’t seen them cheeky whole of manch has
They very nearly did! "
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
This time next week I’m guessing mine will be out
Ohhhh yes "
Rumpy pumpy time but not on the bus!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows "
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. |
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"Can I go sit in the back row?
I heard all the fun happens on the back row
It’s the prime position for pulling moonies at the car behind
Babs doesn’t pull moonies she’s a lady
A couple of gins and I reckon the nipples will be out
Swing! you could be right though
This time next week I’m guessing mine will be out
Ohhhh yes
Rumpy pumpy time but not on the bus! "
Spoil sport |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. "
no upstairs till u push the button |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. no upstairs till u push the button "
Ok then if you insist. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. no upstairs till u push the button
Ok then if you insist. "
I INSIST |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. no upstairs till u push the button
Ok then if you insist. I INSIST "
In that case....
I will wait for the next bus. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're gonna need a bigger bus!
I want to sit upstairs.
If you push inside my fly u will find it grows
Yes but you will be driving the bus and I will be upstairs with the cool kids. no upstairs till u push the button
Ok then if you insist. I INSIST
In that case....
I will wait for the next bus. "
NEEEEEEEEXT |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you drive a bit smoother please I’m trying to have a bit of fun here "
damn auto pilots playing up im stuck driving the damn thing so just a small paddy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window!
Great Scott with bells on his balks!
Rubes?! When did you come back m’lady?!
Welcome back!!! X"
Technically a week ago. That 7 day wait to forum is a killer!
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! "
last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds "
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv "
Eyes on the road driver! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver! "
grrrrr |
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver! "
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver!
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have? "
im not that big |
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver!
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have? im not that big "
I'm sure they do them for Shetland's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver!
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have? im not that big
I'm sure they do them for Shetland's "
i was thinking more the one in gullivers travels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver!
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have? "
And head phones. We dont want him distracted by any moaning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where we at? I was busy with the naughty girls up the back, I forgot to look out the window! last stop was brum you best have left some for me back there once i get this auto drive thingy to work i dong mind sloppy 2nds
Bugger off! I'm making up for lost time here! well at least fit a camera above so i can watch so muff luv
Eyes on the road driver!
Shall we get him some blinkers that horses have?
And head phones. We dont want him distracted by any moaning "
thats it im pulling over before i bust a nut line up girls blake the snake is horngry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aaaaaaaaall aboooooooard
Ssssshhhh! It's nighttime. We're getting cosy for our sleep time.
Can't wait to wake up in Europe! lightweights "
Shut up and drive! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aaaaaaaaall aboooooooard
Ssssshhhh! It's nighttime. We're getting cosy for our sleep time.
Can't wait to wake up in Europe!
Boo sleep, yay bus!"
finally appreciation women eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly"
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! |
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! "
cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank |
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank"
Would you like a sympathy wank? |
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank
Would you like a sympathy wank?"
nope but il bum ya 3 times |
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank
Would you like a sympathy wank?nope but il bum ya 3 times"
Ok that could work. |
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank
Would you like a sympathy wank?nope but il bum ya 3 times
Ok that could work. "
good girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I get back on the bus please. absaflaminlutly
Well thank you very much and is there still room at the back?. I've heard the driver is a bit of a perv! cant be that bad a whole night of driving and not even as much as a wank
Would you like a sympathy wank?nope but il bum ya 3 times
Ok that could work. good girl "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where are we now?
Ona bus daft head
Where is the bus?!
If you say on a road I'm gonna kick you in the bollocks. "
There was a guy who likes that but not me i dunno where lost |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Where are we now?
Ona bus daft head
Where is the bus?!
If you say on a road I'm gonna kick you in the bollocks.
There was a guy who likes that but not me i dunno where lost "
Lets just park up and light a bonfire by the side of the road? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where are we now?
Ona bus daft head
Where is the bus?!
If you say on a road I'm gonna kick you in the bollocks.
There was a guy who likes that but not me i dunno where lost
Lets just park up and light a bonfire by the side of the road?"
good call |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where are we now?
Ona bus daft head
Where is the bus?!
If you say on a road I'm gonna kick you in the bollocks.
There was a guy who likes that but not me i dunno where lost
Lets just park up and light a bonfire by the side of the road?good call"
my god im smokin tonight |
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