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over a year ago
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Simon will give a command and you must type that you have complied by saying "I have (whatever the command was) Simon". If you're the first to comply then you become Simon and must give the new command.
I'll go first.
Simon says, eat strawberries and chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who that fuck is Simon says? "
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well "
Nope Simon is fine to me 
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon "
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first. "
.bloody hell you are hard work !
I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !
.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon |
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.
.bloody hell you are hard work !
I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !
.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "
Bugger! I haven’t a watermelon either 
If I fuck a jar of pickled onions instead, does it still count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.
.bloody hell you are hard work !
I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !
.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "
Simon says not Simon asks you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.
.bloody hell you are hard work !
I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !
.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon
Simon says not Simon asks you! "
White hat, hat white |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who that fuck is Simon says?
Well if you comply you'll be Simon (fine call it Commander Says) and can command others to do whatever you like. Be as naughty or mischievous or rude as you like. You're already doing that well
Nope Simon is fine to me
Simon days fuck a watermelon, not a melon like a guy on fab did, a watermelon
You have to say "I have eaten strawberries and chocolate, Simon" first.
.bloody hell you are hard work !
I have eaten strawberries and chocolate Simon/commander or whatever you name is !
.now Simon asks you says that you have to fuck a watermelon "
I have fucked a watermelon, Simon
Simon says fuck a jar of pickles |
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"Simon says do the helicopter
You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.
Ah but can you do a Chinook?
What is a chinhook ? "
It's a helicopter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simon says do the helicopter
You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.
Ah but can you do a Chinook?
What is a chinhook ?
It's a helicopter. "
It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simon says do the helicopter
You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.
Ah but can you do a Chinook?
What is a chinhook ?
It's a helicopter.
It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka!"
 proof of this will be needed in my inbox |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Simon says do the helicopter
You haven't fucked a jar of pickles or a watermelon. Go on then.
Ah but can you do a Chinook?
What is a chinhook ?
It's a helicopter.
It's a fuck off big helicopter with twin rotor blades that sounds like a wokkawokka!"
I can make that sound if naked with a semi... No hands. |
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