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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What skills do you bring to the table, or why shouldn't we eat you first

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can cook, sew, make fires

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll go first: I can build the shelter

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can cook, sew, make fires

You'd be useful then, welcome to the camp now gather some wood for the fires

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I can cock and sing, sometimes simultaneously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll bring the DJ booth and desks, getting the electric sorted is someone else’s problem.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cock and sing, sometimes simultaneously."

Haha, Freudian slip there love!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cock and sing, sometimes simultaneously."

Cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re good hunters , don’t necessarily need a horse either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So far we have a lot of chefs

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"What skills do you bring to the table, or why shouldn't we eat you first

I would love to see you try and catch me! I’m fast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll bring the DJ booth and desks, getting the electric sorted is someone else’s problem. "

Decks or desks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ex army

Chef

Survival trained.

Can make fire ,spears, bows etc

Plus am old and tough so

Not good eating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What skills do you bring to the table, or why shouldn't we eat you first

I would love to see you try and catch me! I’m fast! "

Norfolkcouple40 are the hunters, they the ones you gotta watch out for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strong swimmer, strong knowledge of natural world and animal life, survival skills from Forces. Please don't eat me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ex army

Chef

Survival trained.

Can make fire ,spears, bows etc

Plus am old and tough so

Not good eating."

Perfect, we need your latrine digging experience

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I can cut down the trees for fire wood, lift the logs, cut the logs, start the fire and then cook a half decent bouillabaisse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cut down the trees for fire wood, lift the logs, cut the logs, start the fire and then cook a half decent bouillabaisse

I can just sit and watch you do that and mop your brow

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By *lue dolphinMan over a year ago

Gateshead

I can keep the women entertained

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First Aider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cut down the trees for fire wood, lift the logs, cut the logs, start the fire and then cook a half decent bouillabaisse

I can just sit and watch you do that and mop your brow "

I’ll play with your tits as you mop his brow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First Aider "

I think I’ve gone in the fetlock, can you take a look please ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make a meal out of nothing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will go in search of water,if I’m not back by night fall send a search party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First Aider

I think I’ve gone in the fetlock, can you take a look please ? "
Sure take a seat on this here log x

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

TH is good with plants so could tell us what we can eat & what’s poisonous, take cuttings to grow more etc... & I’ll pretend I’m a nurse..... or cook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can cut down the trees for fire wood, lift the logs, cut the logs, start the fire and then cook a half decent bouillabaisse

I can just sit and watch you do that and mop your brow

I’ll play with your tits as you mop his brow.

Haha that proper made me laugh

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can draw faces on footballs which we can all then befriend as is apparently customary in these situations....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can draw faces on footballs which we can all then befriend as is apparently customary in these situations...."

have you been watching Alvin and the chipmunks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can draw faces on footballs which we can all then befriend as is apparently customary in these situations....

have you been watching Alvin and the chipmunks?"
You might have to make do with coconuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can build a boat....thing is who to bring with me from the island??

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I could entertain you all with my dancing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I taste of putrid fish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be on spider watch 24/7

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can draw faces on footballs which we can all then befriend as is apparently customary in these situations...."

I'm prepared to knock out rotten teeth with an ice skate, can I be island dentist?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I look a bit like Tom Hanks.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I can cock and sing, sometimes simultaneously.

Cock

Hahaha I know what I meant.....to be fair some cocks do make me hit the high notes.

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