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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking
that is precisely why i posted in lounge, ie general chat and discussion, however thank you for your opinion."
pssst..do you think he was? |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"
my random sense of humour meant I nearly spat my drink out at that one 
...and as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared!
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"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking"
Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.
So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking
Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.
So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am"
When you say 'box' do you mean?...ahh perhaps not  |
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"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "
This is the lounge section of the forums, you will find that 95% of the threads in this forum are none swinging related and most just humourous, or informative or just general rubbish in here. Maybe you want the forum next door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"
I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "
you are just what we need.
someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.
prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?
I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said
you are just what we need.
someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.
prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.
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..... see my sexy jaw dropping thread....... now that's a load of drivel.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"
Remember watching this lol...no he wasn't but he did like to walk through a lot of doors and he was forever changing his 'self image' lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?
I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"
Forgot about that !!! you just ruined my childhood now never again am i looking at those programmes in the same light !!!!  |
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"where do you get a euphanism for the anus? is it like a rabbit? what size batteries does it take? i just searched ann summers and they dont do them so please help...."
ebay have some euphonium's but not sure if they are for one's anus..
then again it takes all sorts lol
nice boots btw.. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"single man who dresses up and goes through magic doorway, i have a few suspicions
is 'magic doorway' a euphemism for anus?"
Is a magic doorway just an improved magic wand.
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oops!
I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.
It was a 'nice' piece about Mr. Benn going through the door .... dressing up , not being gay but escaping the monotony of accountancy, ending up divorced and needing the escapism. The crew from Rainbow and Wimbledon Common were cited too .....filth ..all of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"where do you get a euphanism for the anus? is it like a rabbit? what size batteries does it take? i just searched ann summers and they dont do them so please help....
ebay have some euphonium's but not sure if they are for one's anus..
then again it takes all sorts lol
nice boots btw.."
*Furtles off to check em out...* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who gives a fuck, thought this site was about meeting people and fucking
Actually i do, as this was posted in the lounge and not swingers chat it is a perfectly exceptable thread.
So i think everyone else should write a thesis on whether mr benn was a swinger or not and have it in my in box by 10am"
don't mind having it in your box (if that's what turns you on) but am not writing a bliddy thesis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said
you are just what we need.
someone new,funny,full of new ideas,thank you god.
prepare to be amused,oooo i cant wait.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said "
actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"well if that's all you have to amuse your self ,nothing is left to be said
actually it is pehaps if all u r interesting in is fucking why bother with the forums at all
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"oops!
I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.
It was a 'nice' piece about Mr. Benn going through the door .... dressing up , not being gay but escaping the monotony of accountancy, ending up divorced and needing the escapism. The crew from Rainbow and Wimbledon Common were cited too .....filth ..all of it. "
Remember the words to 'you and me'?
You and me, me and you,
lots of things for us to do,
lots of things for us to see,
you and me, me and you
quite right... perverted filth! |
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"oops!
I posted a link then unposted cos I might be operated on for link posting.
It was a 'nice' piece about Mr. Benn going through the door .... dressing up , not being gay but escaping the monotony of accountancy, ending up divorced and needing the escapism. The crew from Rainbow and Wimbledon Common were cited too .....filth ..all of it.
Remember the words to 'you and me'?
You and me, me and you,
lots of things for us to do,
lots of things for us to see,
you and me, me and you
quite right... perverted filth!"
Yeah ....and we all KNOW what Wombling means don't we boys and girls ? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?"
OP funny you should mention that: as I have posted my own thoughts on the subject elsewhere on the forum...
https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/797656
Or if the link doesn't work: here it is.
(BTW, what would Freud Say?)
I had the DVD, book with the story of the prisoner and the ceramic shop front diorama by Robert Harrop. Has anybody realised that he likes to dress up; so what about doing an adult series? With episodes linked to a kink or fetish...
The Drag Queen
The Gimp
The Sub
The Dom
The Porn Star
The Porn Director
The Fake Taxi Driver
The Cuckold
The Swinger
The Naturist (first episode perhaps?)
The Voyeur
The Exhibitionist
The Bi-curious
The Sex Toy Tales Rep
The Lingerie Sales Rep
The Milkman
The Plumber
All this at the local sex shop ...
As if by magic; the shop keeper comes out of the closet!
Just needs the right narrator. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"d'you think his house in Festive Road had pampas grass in the front garden?
;)
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Askhttps://www.fabswingers.com/profile/_bsolutebeginners as they live at 52 Festive Road (Must be his lodgers! LOL) |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"was the famous cartoon mr benn a swinger?
I'm more concerned with the fact that Bungle from Rainbow would walk about naked all day yet at bedtime he'd put pyjamas on!"
But Looby Loo used to get in a box with Andy Pandy and Teddy each evening.....
What a girl.... !!!!
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Whilst we're on the subject of kid's TV; the other cult TV we should talk about are the ads.
Did anybody notice the Cillit Bang ads, on their mucky innuendo radar? You know "Bang! And the dirt (spunk) is gone!" if that's not a quote from a money shot scene, then I don't what is. |
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Here at MI6, we have long been keeping tabs on the aforementioned Mr Benn who we have strong reason to believe is in fact a Russian agent.
We believe that he is using an alias; his real name is Vladimir Bennozski and we have an outstanding warrant for his arrest as we have intelligence linking him as a possible third suspect in the recent Novichok case.
If anyone here has information on his present whereabouts, please contact us immediately... |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
NEWSFLASH! Live from Trumpton.
"Firefighters were soon on the scene, at a local hat shop this afternoon. They managed to save one of the crumpets from the proprietor's toaster."
A relieved Miss (Linda?) Lovelace was quoted as saying. "I was just making my lunch, when my three dogs (Mitzi, Daphne and Lulu) were being quite rowdy, all because the bin men were outside. It was then that the smoke alarm went off."
"She added The alarm just added to the chaos. So I phoned the fire brigade and they came in a jiffy."
Luckily, there was no other fire damage and the smoke alarm was silenced. Her shop remains open.
She would like to personally like to thank the attending crew, Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb and invite them to a little soiree later on today. (Nudge, nudge!).
"What sort of party is it you may ask?"
Bukkake/Greedy girl, according to a reliable source. |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
I’ve met one or two who could’ve passed as Mr Bean lol.
Mr Benn?
I’ve always dreamt of doing a Mr Benn - walking through a doorway and coming out the other side as Liz Hurley or Elle McPherson.
It would cut out a lot of trauma lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve met one or two who could’ve passed as Mr Bean lol.
Mr Benn?
I’ve always dreamt of doing a Mr Benn - walking through a doorway and coming out the other side as Liz Hurley or Elle McPherson.
It would cut out a lot of trauma lol
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Liz would be very envious of those pins  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You mean you missed the episode where he tried cross dressing?
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I had my suspicions on the Magic Roundabout Crew,
Dylon was definitely 420 friendly,
Florence in a Tutu,
and a dildo like Zebadee told everyone"time for bed"  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"You mean you missed the episode where he tried cross dressing?
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I had my suspicions on the Magic Roundabout Crew,
Dylon was definitely 420 friendly,
Florence in a Tutu,
and a dildo like Zebadee told everyone"time for bed" "
Doh! I'll put that on disc 2, along with...
The Swingers' Club Organiser
The Fake Agent
The Pimp
The Vice Squad
The Gynaecologist
The Peeping Tom
More to follow, if I get enough encouragement. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
A note was found rolled up in Mr Benn's empty milk bottle this morning, at his London address
Greetings
To my comrades, in the British Security Services. I am unable to confirm or deny any of your accusations, either past or present.
I trust that you are aware that I have diplomatic immunity and I will only communicate through my embassy.
VB |
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