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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I fill my jacuzzi, or as I prefer to call it ,my Jizzacci
As Darth Vader said; most impressive
As Yoda never said, Your force is impressive within you"
As Obi Wan also never said; bloody hell that's a lot of cum! |
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I just can't believe you still have porn mags, you know that you can get porn on your phone so there's really no need to be jerking it caveman style. Did you just buy them new or are they from 1989 and crusted over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just can't believe you still have porn mags, you know that you can get porn on your phone so there's really no need to be jerking it caveman style. Did you just buy them new or are they from 1989 and crusted over?"
Hey, that dude is buying porn. Pornstars have bills. |
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"I just can't believe you still have porn mags, you know that you can get porn on your phone so there's really no need to be jerking it caveman style. Did you just buy them new or are they from 1989 and crusted over?"
Like a trip down mammary Lane.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The capacity of the teat on a condom is 10cc"
I have heard that's where the band got their name from.
And then there's Pearl Jam.
Any more cum related band names? |
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