You never heard the expression to put your foot in your mouth? - to say something wrong/make a slip up etc Everything else that goes in my mouth either gets eaten or comes out again but has went in there by choice lol

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Chocolate...only kidding

Don’t like eggs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liver!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan over a year ago

"Liver!"

The smell when cooked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese.

Should be condemned to hell

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By *entileschi OP Woman over a year ago

Norwich

"The wrong cock

What constitutes a wrong cock?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mushrooms

With you on that

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Blue waffle

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Thing you could have in your mouth?"

Another mans cock haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Parsnips

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Stilton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tripe!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Celery, or stilton, or stilton on celery

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

A broken tooth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cheesy knob.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dead budgie.

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By *entileschi OP Woman over a year ago

Norwich

Putrid shark. Nordic delicacy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shrapnel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eggs

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A turd? (someone had to say it after all....)

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

Prawns

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slugs

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Nearly spat my drink out on some of the answers

But Sprouts, Celery & Stinking Bishop...no particular order

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"A dead budgie."

A live one is ok though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

salad cream , marmite and mayonnaise.

The devils piss , shit and cum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A post-curry shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish and seafood, devil's food especially as I am allergic to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ice covered woollen mittens

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish. Well any animal that comes from the water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A parsnip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Goats cheese that stuff is fucking rancid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The wrong cock

What constitutes a wrong cock?"

It's the one with feathers on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fish

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The wrong cock

What constitutes a wrong cock?"

One I dont want!

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By *entileschi OP Woman over a year ago

Norwich

"The wrong cock

What constitutes a wrong cock?

It's the one with feathers on it.

That's one sort of wrong cock I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

granny fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most veg

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Root canal treatment lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A left tit with marmite spreaded on it !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Puke "

yep ... And liver

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By *arnstormerDubMan over a year ago

dublin

Sand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left tit with marmite spreaded on it ! "

The marmite slathered right tit ok then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A left tit with marmite spreaded on it !

The marmite slathered right tit ok then?"

Glad you asked X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ravioli!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Puke

yep ... And liver

One usually begets the other.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Pubic hair(s) following a spot of rug munching isn't particularly pleasant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spirulina blue green algae.

Superfood my arse

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By *iker BullMan over a year ago

leeds

Racoon shit

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"The wrong cock

What constitutes a wrong cock?

It's the one with feathers on it.

A shuttlecock ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... Thing you could have in your mouth?"

Corned beef.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peanuts

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