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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job. "

The blow job.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Send bobs and vagene.

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By *hill44Man over a year ago

hinckley

I want to give you multiple orgasms

Seems to work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 15:11:03]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be "good girl"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job. "

I tend to think if a man tells me this then he is crap at other things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

I have a cellar full of beer and wine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Barry White says it so much better than me so just stick that on in the background.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job.

I tend to think if a man tells me this then he is crap at other things"

LOL so true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick. "

You've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im blake the snake baby FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a cellar full of beer and wine "

I'll be round after my Burger King.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick.

You've pulled.

If you want cheese on it you can pay the extra.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick.

You've pulled.

If you want cheese on it you can pay the extra.

Deal

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam....I appear to have inadvertently dropped my delicious cheesecake down the front of your blouse....’

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I want you inside me. That one always seems to work.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work."

*Instant erection!*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work."

DEAL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work.

*Instant erection!*

Yah generally seems to have that effect

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Best oral sex you've ever had …

I want you inside me ….

You don't need our help lady. All you need is more time.

Paraphrasing Gary Lineker about double roasted crisps or what ever (who cares) "You had me when you said - I'll give you ……….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've put the kettle on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've put the kettle on....."

I could go a cuppa while you....

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Your eyes are like the sea of love , I just want to dive into them , I'll bring my Speedoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've put the kettle on....."

2 sugars please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've put the kettle on.....

2 sugars please "

You could just stir mine with your finger to sweeten it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum for me

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job.

I tend to think if a man tells me this then he is crap at other things"

He might be a fake too

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

If they tell me they can stay down giving me oral for hours, I tell them they may not be doing it right then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If they tell me they can stay down giving me oral for hours, I tell them they may not be doing it right then x"
christ with you theyd drown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come to daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good girl"

Oooooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work."

Men are easy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work."

That turns me on too. Now I want someone inside me

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If they tell me they can stay down giving me oral for hours, I tell them they may not be doing it right then xchrist with you theyd drown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lines of Charlie!! Take that comment in 2 ways lol. xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If they tell me they can stay down giving me oral for hours, I tell them they may not be doing it right then x"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send bobs and vagene.

That one gets me all the time. Have you seen the song video on YouTube?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me, do you fancy a fuck?

Girl, no

Me, do you mind lying down while I have 1!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

Personally that would put me off. Affirmations of how someone can do something better than anyone else when they have no idea what I've had before them, just make me think he won't listen to what I actually want while he is giving it to me.

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good girl"

Yes I love that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've put the kettle on.....

2 sugars please

You could just stir mine with your finger to sweeten it.

Haha

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"I have a cellar full of beer and wine "

I'm all yours

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work."

This works for me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a knife, get in the van is usually works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the kettle on.

guaranteed that something will get hot and steamy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job.

I tend to think if a man tells me this then he is crap at other things"

I'm do glad it's not just me!

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By *ay rickMan over a year ago

cardiff

No no it's MY round!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick.

You've pulled.

If you want cheese on it you can pay the extra.

Deal

Hands off, he's mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take you to burger King for a double whopper meal large does the trick.

You've pulled.

If you want cheese on it you can pay the extra.

Deal

Hands off, he's mine."

No need to fight over me... I'll buy you both a meal... Not all Scottish guys are misers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to pass you again!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red or brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, do I need to bring lube tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got a knife, get in the van is usually works"

That's not a knife...

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"I’ve got a knife, get in the van is usually works

That's not a knife..."

That's a knife....

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I want you inside me. That one always seems to work.

That turns me on too. Now I want someone inside me

.....my mast doth rise once again.....

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By *cousesubsallyWoman over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Good girl"

That’s the one... and the other one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 22:00:59]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good girl"

That works!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How to turn them on? ... It's not the line you use but the way you lick your eyebrows whilst saying it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cum for me"

Nope not the same potency as the other one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has to be "good girl" "

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By *arc82Man over a year ago

oxford

Blue lines - Massive Attack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whether it's online, texting or actually saying it to them. What's yours?

I want to give you the best oral sex you've ever had.

I find this usually does the job. "

Online: You caught my eye / Intriguing

That kind of thing that evokes mystery and discovery, you know?

Texting:

Just going for a shower...

(Men seem to like that one

)

In person:

Hold me down / pull my hair / bend me over

They seem to get the breathing quick & heavier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make your pussy look like the Japanese flag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make you any sandwich you want

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"How you doing" !!!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I eat a cheese sandwich out of your panini!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi, I have lots of money.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whilst you are waiting for Mr Right can I be your Mr Wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I eat a cheese sandwich out of your panini!?"

Spit my drink out there

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"If they tell me they can stay down giving me oral for hours, I tell them they may not be doing it right then x"

Lol, I usually say ok I'll bring a long book, or ok well you can wake me up when you are finished then.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Hold my chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Dont fucking stop. Fill my pussy now.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Dont fucking stop. Fill my pussy now."

That would have my penis out of any vagina faster than you can say "you never met your real dad"....

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

My husband never find out,let's get dirty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am hung like a ticket tac but babe I'll freshen up your breath.

Works every single time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys can get wet too you know and the mere sight of your curves make me very wet

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