Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.
We’re a bit hazy on the finer details (such as the triviality of a specific plot for instance) but are presently holding auditions right now nonetheless, so state here what part you’d like to play....  |
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Not that I'm an attention seeker or show off but PUT ME ON THE STAGE! Practised in many arts and master of none, I have enthusiasm and the mind of an overexcited child 
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"Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.
We’re a bit hazy on the finer details (such as the triviality of a specific plot for instance) but are presently holding auditions right now nonetheless, so state here what part you’d like to play.... "
Female Lead: witty, good singer and charmingly cheesy x |
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I myself have just taken the role of, ‘White Knight number 56’ - He’s a crafty bugger who’ll leap insincerely to any ladies wholly unneeded aid with the express motivation to wheedle his way into her bloomers |
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"Will there be unicorns ?"
Yes indeed, both in FAB terms and quite literally You’re all hired so far and Andrew and I are thinking of including a subplot involving alien abduction and Brexit.
It’s sure to be awesome! |
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"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?"
Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course... |
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Can I be the main villain?
The short, ugly weirdo out to ruin the fun of all the hot men and women out looking for sex! Mwahahahaha.
I will write my own songs.
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"Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course..."
Put me down for tickets. |
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"Can I be the main villain?
The short, ugly weirdo out to ruin the fun of all the hot men and women out looking for sex! Mwahahahaha.
I will write my own songs.
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Apparently none other than Robbie Williams has shown an interest in this role to and is stamping his foot to get the part. He said he’ll happily steal your songs however and then say that he co-wrote them.... |
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"Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course...
Put me down for tickets. "
It’s sure to be a big seller |
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"Just a thought but could the impromptu alien invaders join in with the sex scenes for an intergallacic orgy as the show's climax ?"
Now that’s a brilliant idea! Intergalactic peace procured through the medium of sexual intercourse....I like it!
I bet George Lucas will be kicking himself for not thinking of this joyous outcome in Star Wars to  |
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"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?"
That is where the UK cast bend over for a farewell bow, while random Eurotrash take turns to buttfuck them.
I can definitely help out with ..erm.. 'props' (rummaging deep into the toybox).
Also handy with visual fx & F.O.H. tech. |
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"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?
Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course..."
Please tell us the main song will be 'I want to live in a swingers club'
It would also be easy to rip off 90% of Avenue Q without much rewriting and a rewrite version of Memories from Cat's will cover the part thats forgotten who they messaged what... |
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"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?
That is where the UK cast bend over for a farewell bow, while random Eurotrash take turns to buttfuck them.
I can definitely help out with ..erm.. 'props' (rummaging deep into the toybox).
Also handy with visual fx & F.O.H. tech. "
Sounds like just the thing for The Playhouse. |
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"Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.
We’re a bit hazy on the finer details (such as the triviality of a specific plot for instance) but are presently holding auditions right now nonetheless, so state here what part you’d like to play.... "
Happy to be Statler just need a waldorf
So we can sit in a box and be grumpy old men complaining. |
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