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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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in the bath tonight,,but did,nt mention it or start a thread bout should I stay in or get out of it (the bath I mean)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're gonna fucking shrink and disappear if you keep this up.
The real questions on my mind are, what the blue blazers do you do for 2 hours? Do you have a pretty constant stream of fresh hot water going in? if not that mofo must have icebergs floating in this weather. The most important.... how many times did you fart, and did it make that funny blupupupup noise?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End  "
It's the getting out bit I don't like, brrrrrrr.
Fuck that tho when the water decides it's gonna be a cunt. Ohhhhh no no no, see ya fresh I'm outta there quicker than a really bloody fast thing.
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End "
Fixed head?( Or an anti wank shower as I prefer to call it.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
Fixed head?( Or an anti wank shower as I prefer to call it.)"
Are you saying you prefer the detached type minnie the m  |
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
It's the getting out bit I don't like, brrrrrrr.
Fuck that tho when the water decides it's gonna be a cunt. Ohhhhh no no no, see ya fresh I'm outta there quicker than a really bloody fast thing.
P"
The worst thing is the lack of warning my shower bestows before suddenly firing out ice water; I swear it’s possessed or something |
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
Fixed head?( Or an anti wank shower as I prefer to call it.)"
It detaches but is incredibly temperamental; Literally a one milimeter turn of the dial will result in either scoulding or else freezing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
It's the getting out bit I don't like, brrrrrrr.
Fuck that tho when the water decides it's gonna be a cunt. Ohhhhh no no no, see ya fresh I'm outta there quicker than a really bloody fast thing.
P
The worst thing is the lack of warning my shower bestows before suddenly firing out ice water; I swear it’s possessed or something "
You know what it needs?
A strongly worded email.
Or replacing.
Or maybe set a stopwatch to be able to identify a pattern in the icy blasts of doom. If there is a pattern, you can set an alarm to give you a 2 minute warning.
Fuck me I'm good.
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
Fixed head?( Or an anti wank shower as I prefer to call it.)
Are you saying you prefer the detached type minnie the m "
Yes it gets me, erm, much cleaner  |
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
It's the getting out bit I don't like, brrrrrrr.
Fuck that tho when the water decides it's gonna be a cunt. Ohhhhh no no no, see ya fresh I'm outta there quicker than a really bloody fast thing.
P
The worst thing is the lack of warning my shower bestows before suddenly firing out ice water; I swear it’s possessed or something
You know what it needs?
A strongly worded email.
Or replacing.
Or maybe set a stopwatch to be able to identify a pattern in the icy blasts of doom. If there is a pattern, you can set an alarm to give you a 2 minute warning.
Fuck me I'm good.
P"
 I’ve just sent it an email in true FAB style i.e ‘Faf?’
I am now blocked
No matter, I shall perform the stopwatch test with earnest that you recommended instead. No more shalt this foul freezing beast torment me!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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no no no,,you silly sausages,,i top the hot up now n then,listen to music,have a glass of wine,n talk garbage on here.
then I usually have a shower,,i know,,odd but hey ho |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a shower earlier.
It was very nice so I stayed in there for quite a long while.
Then the water went cold.
It was not very nice any longer.
The End
It's the getting out bit I don't like, brrrrrrr.
Fuck that tho when the water decides it's gonna be a cunt. Ohhhhh no no no, see ya fresh I'm outta there quicker than a really bloody fast thing.
P
The worst thing is the lack of warning my shower bestows before suddenly firing out ice water; I swear it’s possessed or something
You know what it needs?
A strongly worded email.
Or replacing.
Or maybe set a stopwatch to be able to identify a pattern in the icy blasts of doom. If there is a pattern, you can set an alarm to give you a 2 minute warning.
Fuck me I'm good.
P
I’ve just sent it an email in true FAB style i.e ‘Faf?’
I am now blocked
No matter, I shall perform the stopwatch test with earnest that you recommended instead. No more shalt this foul freezing beast torment me! "
You're blocked? That will never do! Drink a bottle of milk of magnesium and you'll be free flowing in no time. *titters at the tone lowering*
Stopwatch test could be a winner, or a complete flop (like many a penis portrait profile pic) but it's worth a shot.
Foul beast indeed, it needs thwarting.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no no no,,you silly sausages,,i top the hot up now n then,listen to music,have a glass of wine,n talk garbage on here.
then I usually have a shower,,i know,,odd but hey ho"
But do you do the plupupupup trump?
How big is the glass?
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