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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by the greatest achievement thread: Tell us some good deed you did today for which all the women of fab must give up the poon out of respect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I supported my best friend and her family at her mother's funeral.
I also helped a little old lady across and down a steep hill at the church yard. "
You're a goddamned savior! C'mon ladies, who's going to throw it on this stud for his service to humanity? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not referring to women as 'the pussy'."
And you're saying this makes you a saint who deserves the pussy eh? Ok white knight, let's see who takes the bait you ol dogg. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm issuing a decree.. The fab female draft has begun and the poon soldiers are coming your way with a mission to complete. General salute to you outstanding citizens. I do she a tear when a man moves furniture without fucking up the finishes. Slow clap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aye  Today I heaved a wardrobe upstairs and placed it meticulously, in a likely Feng Shui approved position in my bedroom without once grating the walls or the staircase.
I feel that this manly and physically and indeed, spiritually exerting act at least deserves a blow job from a random lady   "
A whole wardrobe by yourself. Impressive as long as it wasn't flat pack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye Today I heaved a wardrobe upstairs and placed it meticulously, in a likely Feng Shui approved position in my bedroom without once grating the walls or the staircase.
I feel that this manly and physically and indeed, spiritually exerting act at least deserves a blow job from a random lady
A whole wardrobe by yourself. Impressive as long as it wasn't flat pack "
Congratulations, _ensuallover1000, you've pulled!!  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I supported my best friend and her family at her mother's funeral.
I also helped a little old lady across and down a steep hill at the church yard.
You're a goddamned savior! C'mon ladies, who's going to throw it on this stud for his service to humanity? "
I'm the female of the couple! |
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"Aye Today I heaved a wardrobe upstairs and placed it meticulously, in a likely Feng Shui approved position in my bedroom without once grating the walls or the staircase.
I feel that this manly and physically and indeed, spiritually exerting act at least deserves a blow job from a random lady
A whole wardrobe by yourself. Impressive as long as it wasn't flat pack "
I wish it would have been; It required much strategic planning; Slide upstairs, twist around corner, lay on its side to slide down landing before lifting it up and ‘walking it’ through the doorway. (I’ve conveniently omitted to mention all the stalling tea breaks I had during this process so as to make myself look more macho)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I filled a spreadsheet with 1 and 0 until it formed a heart shape. I used a red font too."
Mmm a Mr. Lova Lova and it ain't even Valentines. They are dripping wet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I supported my best friend and her family at her mother's funeral.
I also helped a little old lady across and down a steep hill at the church yard.
You're a goddamned savior! C'mon ladies, who's going to throw it on this stud for his service to humanity?
I'm the female of the couple!"
Guys, we may have a willing attendee |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I supported my best friend and her family at her mother's funeral.
I also helped a little old lady across and down a steep hill at the church yard.
You're a goddamned savior! C'mon ladies, who's going to throw it on this stud for his service to humanity?
I'm the female of the couple!
Guys, we may have a willing attendee "
You made the assumption I was the male of the couple... Newbie error! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I supported my best friend and her family at her mother's funeral.
I also helped a little old lady across and down a steep hill at the church yard.
You're a goddamned savior! C'mon ladies, who's going to throw it on this stud for his service to humanity?
I'm the female of the couple!
Guys, we may have a willing attendee
You made the assumption I was the male of the couple... Newbie error! "
Well, you got me there... You deserve a complimentary scissor trib for your good deed and for equipping me with new insight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aye Today I heaved a wardrobe upstairs and placed it meticulously, in a likely Feng Shui approved position in my bedroom without once grating the walls or the staircase.
I feel that this manly and physically and indeed, spiritually exerting act at least deserves a blow job from a random lady
A whole wardrobe by yourself. Impressive as long as it wasn't flat pack
I wish it would have been; It required much strategic planning; Slide upstairs, twist around corner, lay on its side to slide down landing before lifting it up and ‘walking it’ through the doorway. (I’ve conveniently omitted to mention all the stalling tea breaks I had during this process so as to make myself look more macho) "
Ooh now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I picked up some stray womans poo and put it in a bag then hung it in a tree branch  "
(Needle scratching the vinyl)... Ok.. you a nasty muthafukker. That is all. |
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