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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What?

Keep it light - I’m not talking world poverty/racism etc. We all know that anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fishing without bait

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting your feet in wet wellies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Putting your feet in wet wellies "

Eewwww yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting hit by the tsunami created by the driver who deliberately targets you with a roadside puddle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking a slug in ya coffee

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Feeling peckish, going to the kitchen only to discover the kids have eaten what you wanted x

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Bits of yuck on peoples teeth x

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Sneezing with your hands full

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Running out of milk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling peckish, going to the kitchen only to discover the kids have eaten what you wanted x"

Omg I’m so with you on this!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Going to the dentist and finding out they actually are at work and not off sick or caught in a traffic jam!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sat in The toilet and realize there's only one sheet left in the dispenser

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

The post meet come down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You sat in The toilet and realize there's only one sheet left in the dispenser

You’re ok if you’re wearing socks though

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sneezing when you need to wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hitting your shin especially on a cold day

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

Seeing someone's feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going home at 2 with a 10 and waking at 10 with a 2

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Tooth ache.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sneezing when you need to wee.

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stubbing your toe on the door, table leg, bed or any other goddamn place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stubbing your toe on the door, table leg, bed or any other goddamn place "

Mines always my shins on the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Running out of milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Making a spelling error on a thread that closes before you have time to correct it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

walking into a wall with a hardon and breaking your nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

Having a pic of your finger and not realising there's a booger on the end of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"walking into a wall with a hardon and breaking your nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standing on an upturned plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

Having a pic of your finger and not realising there's a booger on the end of it."

bet he looks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standing on a piece of Lego

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

Having a pic of your finger and not realising there's a booger on the end of it.

bet he looks "

It’s in my mouth right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Smudging your nails when you’ve just had them done

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Standing on lego on your way to the toilet at night

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

Having a pic of your finger and not realising there's a booger on the end of it.

bet he looks

It’s in my mouth right now

Ooooh stop!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing your hair when you have a half snapped off fingernail. Just done it and it gave me the heebie jeebies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing someone's feet

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feeling so tired that you want to cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trying to find your best wig and it’s still at the dry cleaners.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A nice hot shower then someone runs the hot tap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

Finger pic is back

Having a pic of your finger and not realising there's a booger on the end of it.

bet he looks "

Odds on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Seeing someone's feet

Oh yes

Having the toe of said foot squished into your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesy..

.. Wotsits.

You thought I was gonna say Dick didn’t you?

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

trying to flick a bogey and it just won't go

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By *heekyDannyMan over a year ago

North West

Stand on a slug in your bare feet...

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

When your leg gets cramp just as the fucking gets going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your leg gets cramp just as the fucking gets going

Haha I was just about to say the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

Your steak being over cooked and tough as hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex with no foreplay!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezing with your hands full "

Sneezing with a mouth full (keep it clean)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dog blowing its coat straight after christmas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

coming home after a run and having to clean dog shit out of your trainers

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Standing on a slug with no shoes on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People eating with their mouths open.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cup full of jizz

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come "

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bad cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cup full of jizz"

God yeah. That actually made me physically heave this morning!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going down the dry cleaners to pick up your wig and they put to much starch in it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plucking that extra long nasal hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cup full of jizz

God yeah. That actually made me physically heave this morning!

"
me too i actually threw chunks and bile

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A cup full of jizz

God yeah. That actually made me physically heave this morning!

me too i actually threw chunks and bile"

Yeah cheers. So did that ^^

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Stubbing your little toe!

ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A cup full of jizz

God yeah. That actually made me physically heave this morning!

me too i actually threw chunks and bile

Yeah cheers. So did that ^^"

Man up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sitting down to a nice film and hearing “but I want paw patrol”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you fart but get more than you bargained for then you have to do a funny walk to the toilet to check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baby fucking shark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

Absolutely. But when the sneeze does finally come, what a feeling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who can sit at home and chill wearing jeans?!?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Off milk. It’s just nasty, not least when it separates into little iceberg like chunks in your tea

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Feeling peckish, going to the kitchen only to discover the kids have eaten what you wanted x"
has this tonight

Nothing worse than making a cup of tea... And realising the kids put the empty milk carton back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Proper underpants on men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bad cup of tea"

And one without a piece of Rocky Road to share!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off milk. It’s just nasty, not least when it separates into little iceberg like chunks in your tea

i use off milk in my yoghurt maker.does a good job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the biscuit breaks and falls in your coffee when dunking!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

Absolutely. But when the sneeze does finally come, what a feeling!"

Oh yes; A good sneeze is almost as good as a good orgasm (as long as it’s not a fit of sneezing)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

Absolutely. But when the sneeze does finally come, what a feeling!

Oh yes; A good sneeze is almost as good as a good orgasm (as long as it’s not a fit of sneezing)

What about a fit of orgasms though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the biscuit breaks and falls in your coffee when dunking!

Get a spoooooooooon

Aaaaaaaaah bastard

I burned my fingeeeeer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When the biscuit breaks and falls in your coffee when dunking!

Get a spoooooooooon

Aaaaaaaaah bastard

I burned my fingeeeeer

it's just a very disappointing situation when it happens.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

Absolutely. But when the sneeze does finally come, what a feeling!

Oh yes; A good sneeze is almost as good as a good orgasm (as long as it’s not a fit of sneezing)

What about a fit of orgasms though?"

Alas, I can only but dream of multiple orgasms but will wager that apart from the resulting sudden dehydration, it would feel pretty amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remembering you've run out of bog roll just as you're about to drop a log and having to do the fast walky thing to the shop where you're too scared to take a full stride in case the bastard drops out.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Catching your knob in your zip.

Waking up with a boner but only realising you have when you painfully roll over onto it.

Getting in a hotel shower after a long journey (or a long shag) that only has two temperatures...sub zero and molten lava hot.

Being desperate for a piss when stuck in the fast lane in a traffic jam on a motorway for two hours and when you can't hold back any longer regretting the decision to have an espresso rather than a large americano because that larger cup would have come in soooooo handy......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you need to sneeze and it just won't come

Absolutely this

It evokes an indescribably horrible feeling of emptiness and anticlimactic disappointment

Absolutely. But when the sneeze does finally come, what a feeling!

Oh yes; A good sneeze is almost as good as a good orgasm (as long as it’s not a fit of sneezing)

What about a fit of orgasms though?

Alas, I can only but dream of multiple orgasms but will wager that apart from the resulting sudden dehydration, it would feel pretty amazing

I’ll bring a bottle of water then don’t worry

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By *brnowMan over a year ago

middlewich

As you gulp the last bit of your cup of tea to realise the tbag split!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one....when you win the lottery or else sleep with your movie/music star crush or else find that you can miraculously fly like Superman.....and then wake up and realise it was all just a dream

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By *rownboy30Man over a year ago

Birmingham

Walking past and inhaling the waft of putrified rubbish from wheelie bins left outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Remembering you've run out of bog roll just as you're about to drop a log and having to do the fast walky thing to the shop where you're too scared to take a full stride in case the bastard drops out.

P"
slack arse

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

When you're really looking forward to your last mouthful of coffee only to find someone has cleared away your cup

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standing on an upturned plug "

Omg.... or Lego!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breathing in your cup of tea in a full office and trying not to look like a complete twit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting your nail through the dog poo bag... when picking up a hot steaming poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're really looking forward to your last mouthful of coffee only to find someone has cleared away your cup

V x"

Or there's a fly in it

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Standing on an upturned plug

Omg.... or Lego!!! "

Or a fecking barbie shoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Standing on an upturned plug

Omg.... or Lego!!!

Or a fecking barbie shoe

Yes!!

Bloody barbie shoes! And poxy shopkins

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By *parkyWheelzWoman over a year ago

Sebring

"Realising that you need set your alarm for 4:30 tomorrow

...and it is already 2

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Getting caught in rain after you've straightened your hair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Getting caught in rain after you've straightened your hair."

Or curled it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting on a new pair of tights or stockings and instantly getting a ladder!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a bj without being swallowed

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By *brnowMan over a year ago

middlewich

Having a cuddle with one of your puppies when they let one go

Yep just happened! Lol

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Thinking it's a fart and turns out to be a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having a bj without being swallowed

Wouldn’t nothing worse be not having one at all?

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By *brnowMan over a year ago

middlewich

"Thinking it's a fart and turns out to be a poo"

Just checked, definitely a fart!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezing with your hands full "

Sneezing with your mouth full !!!

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By *parkyWheelzWoman over a year ago

Sebring

Being stuck in a hospital bed despite FEELING perfectly fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When there's nothing in the fridge you fancy but you keep checking anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody parsnips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naggers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you’re having a wee and your favourite song comes on. That really is the worst!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sneezing when wearing a motorcycle helmet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being subjected to this idiotic and dangerous Tory government.

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

Losing in front of the home crowd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Being subjected to this idiotic and dangerous Tory government."

Oi mister I said keep it light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

getting up in the morning to find ya cats coughed up a fur ball on your side of the bed and stepping right in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Accidentally messaging your best friend on fab! Oops...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or accidentally messaging the wrong person on kik

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Eating the last Malteaser in a packet and not realising it was the last one. The disappointment when you pop your hand back into the bag to ... nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or accidentally messaging the wrong person on kik

"
hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or accidentally messaging the wrong person on kik

hmmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"getting up in the morning to find ya cats coughed up a fur ball on your side of the bed and stepping right in it "

Or stepping on the present that your loving kitty has left for you right in the spot where you put your feet first in the morning...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a bj without being swallowed

Or performing a bj and him not cumming!!!

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By *allSteveMan over a year ago

Poole

Getting your dick caught in your zip

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Finding half a worm in an apple you have just bitten in too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or accidentally messaging the wrong person on kik

hmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feeling peckish, going to the kitchen only to discover the kids have eaten what you wanted x"
yes yes yes this allllll day long !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a witty reply to a thread, and realising someone else already posted it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who can sit at home and chill wearing jeans?!?"
these people are psychopaths

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

When a light bulb pops and you don't have a replacement handy

When your oven glass door shatters whilst cooking dinner! (That happened a few weeks back

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needing a pee but subconsciously the closer you get to your destination the more desperate you become.

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Having the horn , reaching for your rabbit and finding you haven't charged it

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Looking forward to watching a film with a great review, and realising you have seen it before....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having the horn , reaching for your rabbit and finding you haven't charged it

Or batteries run out and you’re rummaging around the playroom through all the kids toys and eventually nick them from the tv remote!

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"Feeling peckish, going to the kitchen only to discover the kids have eaten what you wanted x"

Hahaha i totally get that

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

Realising its actually thursday and not friday

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Having the horn , reaching for your rabbit and finding you haven't charged it

Or batteries run out and you’re rummaging around the playroom through all the kids toys and eventually nick them from the tv remote!"

When I had a battery operated one I was guilty of taking my sons Xbox batteries on occasion!! Needs must sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having the horn , reaching for your rabbit and finding you haven't charged it

Or batteries run out and you’re rummaging around the playroom through all the kids toys and eventually nick them from the tv remote!

When I had a battery operated one I was guilty of taking my sons Xbox batteries on occasion!! Needs must sometimes

Absolutely!

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"Thinking it's a fart and turns out to be a poo"

This is the ultimate betrayal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waiting for a meal . excited when it arrives then find some twats loosened the top of the salt cellar

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan over a year ago

Ely

Finding out the only veg left at the carvery is sprouts and cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finding your fav crisp packet have spilt and gone soggy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

finding out ive a bigger cock than you have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coming in last again!

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"finding out ive a bigger cock than you have

Why would that be a problem

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Having the horn , reaching for your rabbit and finding you haven't charged it

Or batteries run out and you’re rummaging around the playroom through all the kids toys and eventually nick them from the tv remote!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waking up on a Thursday and thinking it's Friday.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Love hearts

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Coughing and farting at the same time. The farts really hurt for some reason!

Or maybe it's just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Love hearts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fab.

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By *tickywicketCoolMan over a year ago

TAUNTON

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finding unexplained marks, dints and scratches on your car

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Stubbing your little toe on a door

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By *tickywicketCoolMan over a year ago

TAUNTON

getting all dressed up for a night our and halfway there you realise you've still got your slippers on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reading to the end of a thread with a low battery and posting that

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Standing on a Lego brick with no shoes or socks on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Standing on a Lego brick with no shoes or socks on

Yes there is.

Standing on 2!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slipping and fallinv cock first onto a switched on dyson

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Finding you have a paper cut on your scrotum while taking a lemon juice bath..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slipping and fallinv cock first onto a switched on dyson

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finding you have a paper cut on your scrotum while taking a lemon juice bath.. "

Haha these are too funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slipping and fallinv cock first onto a switched on dyson

"
true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slipping and fallinv cock first onto a switched on dyson

true story

I’ve heard Henry is a bit gentler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slipping and fallinv cock first onto a switched on dyson

true story

I’ve heard Henry is a bit gentler "
im not bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finding half a maggot in your apple

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting to the last pickled shallot in the jar and finding it's gone soft

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By *anguyXXXMan over a year ago

torquay

"Getting to the last pickled shallot in the jar and finding it's gone soft

There are worse things that can go soft.....

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

There's nothing worse then getting to the last mouthful of a brew and finding the teabag must have burst while you were making it....Bork!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One thing I really really hate are speed bumps

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Standing on a Lego brick with no shoes or socks on

Yes there is.

Standing on 2!

You make a valid point lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Getting to the last pickled shallot in the jar and finding it's gone soft

There are worse things that can go soft....."

This is true, but hopefully not in a jar, yet

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Your last Revel being a coffee one

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