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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once meet a random guy whilst dogging who tried his utmost to engage my intrigue by continually mentioning that I would never guess what he did for a living……
He was right…… I never guessed …. !!!!!
Tuh,,,,pfft
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
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I was blindfolded and tied between two trees in a forest and taken by a complete stranger.
I say complete stranger - he was to me, but not to my BF.
Anyway, I found out later he was a police firearms instructor.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this a "Whats my line?" type thread?
For a guess, Bob's a high flying porn star that hob nobs with the rich and famous!! "
untrue, I'm actually a ............ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We met a nice couple when we first started on another site, and the guy sold bull spunk to cow farms
what was his job title?
He'd be a bovine insemenator "
haha bobby i had to google that to check  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.
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That is truly philosophical and funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.
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who found out that the cows milk was ok to drink? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.
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Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
Cows always look confused to me maybe that is the answer.
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brilliant!!! One of the funniest posts for ages |
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Funnily enough we had a session with a couple on a Med holiday several years ago - the man said he was an artificial inseminator for cattle, said it was also known as "a bull with a bowler hat". He told us this not only involved taking bulls' sperm but putting it into cows, and he had some very funny stories to tell. Rose was pleased to find he did human insemination in the traditional way, though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i used to wash dead bodies for a living lol used to get some funny looks when i said that
Dont really know most of the jobs of the people i meet, i dont really ask personal stuff on a meet really just talk abotu stuff that relevant to swinging |
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"i used to wash dead bodies for a living lol used to get some funny looks when i said that
Dont really know most of the jobs of the people i meet, i dont really ask personal stuff on a meet really just talk abotu stuff that relevant to swinging"
Nothing much changed then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've always wondered whether cows know they're pregnant, or does it come as a complete surprise to them when a calf come out.
Or does the first one to give birth get called a slut by the rest of the herd then as they all give birth, there are a herd of cows all racking their brains to who the father is.
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I went for a walk along the Severn this afternoon, and I walked through a herd of young bullocks they all looked at me as if to say, "Are you my dad"?
I answered "No, do I look as if I carry a syringe"! Audibly, thank god nobody else was there.
I'm losing it, I'll be walking up the hard shoulder of the M5, three in the morning in my pajamas soon.
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Haven't read all posts - really sad guy we met one night - they were a couple who when they turned up were nothing like their pics - he was at least 20 years older and she was 5 stone heavier - well, we were polite, chatted for about an hour and made it very obvious that we were not going to play and he pipes up ' i'm a pilot' like that would make all the difference! He seemed to really think that would make us shag them!!!!!! I looked at him and said - ' what you do for a living makes no difference to me - you just don't float my boat' There are so many lovely people that we meet and we have no idea what they do - what does it really matter? Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who found out that the cows milk was ok to drink? "
More to the point, whose bright idea was it to first try eating the hard shell-covered thing that came out of a hen's arse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ex porn star that shags his neighbors wife apparently xx
Professional daydreamer me thinks."
yes you got it i'm just a daydreamer and still a virgin 
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