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over a year ago
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The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.
Made me feel rather vanilla.
What is the weirdest one you received ? |
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"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.
Made me feel rather vanilla.
What is the weirdest one you received ?"
 I feel all left out as no one has yet asked to sniff mine  |
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"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.
Made me feel rather vanilla.
What is the weirdest one you received ?"
Maybe he likes the scent of vanilla?
Our weirdest message was simply "wanna fuck pig?"... I assume that "pig" was his wife 
Cal |
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"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.
Made me feel rather vanilla.
What is the weirdest one you received ?"
I have had the same one. Not sure if the same guy but still haha |
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over a year ago
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"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing  "
That made me laugh! And I think it beats mine! You’re in the lead! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing "
I recieved that one too... Points for originality, but really?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many to choose from but probably. Would you deepthroat to the point of puking up all over me then licking it up and kissing me 
What made me laugh was the “PS what bra size are you?” at the end of the message! |
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"In a Fetish club, to walk on him whilst I was wearing my heels, I was scared I’d stab him. However he seemed to be enjoying himself  "
Seen that many times in fetish clubs and my wife has done it a few times in her heels when asked |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing
No pants on you mean?  "
no, just didn’t know what to reply with, even though i could have told him the answer i just didn’t understand why anyone would ask that kind of question on here. |
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"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!
Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!
Was gonna say. I’ll have him  "
I can smell more offers flowing in, ladies, make room in your inbox |
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The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was. |
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"The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was. "
Did you ask for a social first? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!
Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!
Was gonna say. I’ll have him "
Looks like there's a niche in the market! I always miss out on the good ideas |
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"The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was.
Did you ask for a social first?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.
Made me feel rather vanilla.
What is the weirdest one you received ?
Maybe he likes the scent of vanilla?
Our weirdest message was simply "wanna fuck pig?"... I assume that "pig" was his wife
Must have been! Were there pictures of her?
Cal"
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I had a message asking to meet me me and to put on high heel boots on only. Then touch his face cheek with one boot so he could masturbate... I get the fetish side but this made me lol |
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