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over a year ago
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My husband had asthma when he was wee but grew out of it. He was licking my pussy a few months back and afterwords had a wee asthma attack. Not funny at the time and it was scary, but imaging having to explain to your doctor why you think you have asthma again 
He’s been fine ever since! Funny to look back on |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
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A bruise on the under side my cock about the size of ten pence piece from DP ing a woman between my cock and a fucking machine. Have to admit was amazing felling but bruise after was not funny. |
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"I love a good sex injury, I’m super clumsy so they happen a lot I can’t be the only one?!
And how have you explained them to friends/family?
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As a fellow clumsy person I can relate. Probably the funniest now (but not at the time) was the sauna burn on my arse. Or maybe the time I strutted off a club orgy bed like Naomi fucking Campbell... then fell down 2 steps and twisted my ankle  |
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My hubby was fucking another woman from behind and he felt something ping in his back.... The next day he couldn't move, was funny trying to get him to the doctor's... Obviously we didn't disclose the reason for the injury. Xx |
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"My husband had asthma when he was wee but grew out of it. He was licking my pussy a few months back and afterwords had a wee asthma attack. Not funny at the time and it was scary, but imaging having to explain to your doctor why you think you have asthma again
He’s been fine ever since! Funny to look back on"
Hahaha gosh you must have thought you’d killed him! Worst ways to go I guess, not sure I could have explained that to my dr haha |
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"I love a good sex injury, I’m super clumsy so they happen a lot I can’t be the only one?!
And how have you explained them to friends/family?
And your injuries were?  "
So many!
Multiple pink eye occurrences from being too slow to shut my eyes because I like to watch a man cum
Concussion from throwing myself backwards off the bed after a FB tried fisting me after having his hand down my pants for precisely 2 minutes
Tennis elbow after a week away
Black eyes from elbows and knees
And lots more to boot! I can be graceful too occasionally |
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"An old school friend of mine, many years ago, died of a heart attack while shagging at the age of 28.
The local paper reported that he ‘died in his sleep’."
That’s terrible
Poor guy!! Bet the girl was mortified |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love a good sex injury, I’m super clumsy so they happen a lot I can’t be the only one?!
And how have you explained them to friends/family?
And your injuries were?
So many!
Multiple pink eye occurrences from being too slow to shut my eyes because I like to watch a man cum
Concussion from throwing myself backwards off the bed after a FB tried fisting me after having his hand down my pants for precisely 2 minutes
Tennis elbow after a week away
Black eyes from elbows and knees
And lots more to boot! I can be graceful too occasionally "
Are you related to mr bump? |
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"My hubby was fucking another woman from behind and he felt something ping in his back.... The next day he couldn't move, was funny trying to get him to the doctor's... Obviously we didn't disclose the reason for the injury. Xx"
Hahaha bank injuries are the worst! I surfer from sciatica occasionally but not as often as my family think x |
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I had broken my ankle playing footy and the girl I was seeing at the time picked my up from the hospital after getting my cast on. We started having sex and while in doggy with me standing at the end of the bed I was trying to keep the weight off my broken foot, i lost my balance and while I was trying to not fall over I went straight throw the wardrobe door and ended up inside it |
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"My hubby was fucking another woman from behind and he felt something ping in his back.... The next day he couldn't move, was funny trying to get him to the doctor's... Obviously we didn't disclose the reason for the injury. Xx
Hahaha bank injuries are the worst! I surfer from sciatica occasionally but not as often as my family think x"
Hahaha!! Xx |
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"I love a good sex injury, I’m super clumsy so they happen a lot I can’t be the only one?!
And how have you explained them to friends/family?
And your injuries were?
So many!
Multiple pink eye occurrences from being too slow to shut my eyes because I like to watch a man cum
Concussion from throwing myself backwards off the bed after a FB tried fisting me after having his hand down my pants for precisely 2 minutes
Tennis elbow after a week away
Black eyes from elbows and knees
And lots more to boot! I can be graceful too occasionally
Are you related to mr bump?"
Distant cousins I believe |
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My wife pulled a muscle in her back being spit roasted, my cock was in the mouth end and the other bloke was fucking her, his wife was underneath sucking my wifes tits and my wife was fully aware she didnt want to fall on to her. The other bloke reached his climax and gave my wife a final hard thrust which she wasnt expecting meaning she swallowed more of my cock than she was expecting, this started her gagging and coughing pulling a muscle in her back |
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